Cleanandgleamit

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Why, just why? Put your phone away and go and get the therapy you so clearly need!

 

[spongey]

Change the fucking record. You live in an island, we get it but that’s your choice. No one is forcing you to stay living there if you’re that bothered about the stuff you can’t buy there! Fucks sake!

It really is starting to grate, although I imagine she mentions it so much so that people will send her stuff in the post. She went on about how she couldn't get frazzles on the island, then her followers started sending her boxes of them. Same with Fabulosa, they don't deliver to the island so people send her new products when they come out. She's probably trying to make it super clear what she can't get so that her followers will pick up on it.

I find island life quite interesting and it's one of the few aspects of her page that intrigues me, but that doesn't include her going round the shops showing us stuff that we see all the time going oooh this is new, ooh never seen this before, oooh CaNt GeT tHiS oN tHe IsLaNdS 🥱🥱🥱

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

I don't get it, maybe someone can enlighten me? I shop quite regularly at The Body Shop, they always have deals on and quite often free delivery. But why would I buy from someone through an Instagram message, send them the money, for them to have it sent to a remote island (which as we can see from her stories is often delayed), then for her to repackage it and post it to me on the mainland from there? Surely it must take ages. Are the discounts really that good? Or is it just to support a "small business" as she puts it? I know her shop has been shut for months but it really doesn't seem like she's struggling for money right now. And I'd rather buy stuff knowing it hasn't been spread all over her floor with her dog lying on it, as she showed today.

PS. I absolutely love Maya and I think she's such a gorgeous dog (she's fast becoming the only reason I watch her stories), but the point remains

Exactly this! It’s definitely the ‘small business’ angle she’s going for. But to be honest, I’d rather pay full price for the stuff from the shop/website than line her pockets for a bit of discount!
she clearly isn’t suffering from lack of funds no matter how much she bangs on about her shop being closed. I wouldn’t imagine the shops that busy at this time of year anyway seeing as it’s not tourist season! If she can afford a new kitchen with a 10k oven then I’d say she’s doing alright!

 

[spongey]

I don't think she really thinks about it. Does anyone remember last Summer when Steve Backshall came to visit the islands and she posted on her stories saying he came into her shop and she gave him a big hug? Then came on to say how embarrassed she was as she forgot about social distancing. I genuinely don't think any covid guidance really enters her head, which is so frustrating to watch, especially now that she was on the mainland last week, in and out of shops, touching items she had no intention of buying... so there is every chance she could have brought the virus back with her.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

I pray for the day a seagull shits all over her

 

[spongey]

The laundry basket thing always annoys me. Why doesn't she just say to her family "right I'm putting a wash on, is there anything else to go in?"

But no, she puts a wash on at like 7am before anyone else is up then gets annoyed when they put stuff in the laundry basket. Let them live in their own house!

 

[Lost_on_the_gram]

Shes literally the most annoying person!
She drives me nuts, I only followed her because of the ducks. Now her constant cleaning and harassing her family is driving me nuts!
Don't know how her friend "tatty" or her family put up with her! She's so self absorbed

 

[Sugar_plum]

I really liked her back in the day. But I just feel for her whole family. How dare they come back to that safe place they call a home? How dare they actually have a shower & have hygiene? How dare they have food? Hats off to them because I couldn’t live with her. And sock pubes, a couple of tiny bits on the floor from new socks When she talks about pulling hair out of her crack just no.

genuinely think she needs help.

 

[obviously....]

Laughing at the fact she tried to pretend to hide her address

Clearly been reading here as we all know how much she flaunts her address so she gets more freebies

 

[obviously....]

That fake dramatic hyperventilating

Fuck off

 

[Foreverfalcons]

The way she’s going on about Wally the Walrus sinking that boat and that it was a child’s boat he’d destroyed. He’s a wild sea creature, do you think he’s going around thinking oh I’m going to destroy that boat because it belongs to a child fucks sake, she moans about everything! Yeah I get that he’s causing mayhem but like I said he’s wild so doesn’t know any better.

And she was over the moon about Wally initially, showing the videos, bigging up her nephew's (I think) boat and plugging his business. Am I the only one that really really wants Wally to have a wallow on her boat

 

[Snoopydoops]

The thing is, she could order most of this stuff from places like Amazon and Wilkos but she’d rather play the martyr in the hope that people send her stuff!

Totally agree, you would have to be loopy to send a stranger stuff? She doesn’t even acknowledge these people either, it’s literally a “thank you to the follower who sent me these”. She is rotten to the core.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Totally agree, you would have to be loopy to send a stranger stuff? She doesn’t even acknowledge these people either, it’s literally a “thank you to the follower who sent me these”. She is rotten to the core.

I’ve never understood the desire people have to spend a fortune on stuff and send it to a stranger in the internet?!? She knows exactly what she’s doing every time she utters those words or tags companies! Beggy Cunt.

 

[notanothergrammer]

So my thoughts on Georgia an absolute nightmare of a woman, what I fail to comprehend is why someone with serious OCD issues and Autism and yes I say Autism as she also has some semantic signs her speech too, high functioning certainly but definitely on on spectrum with ADHD. It's also telling because her best friend tattieAnne is clearly disabled in some way too, I do though believe that Georgia is friends with this Anne because of the woman's clear disability and she has some control over her as other than her and her parents Georgia has no friends and you'd think she would given she's been on the island her whole life so everyone would know everyone and be a close community, her lack of friends and riveting 'busy' active (not social) life shows she has a hard time keeping normal company so I would absolutely say she is on the Spectrum and her OCD with routine so much that she neglects her personal hygiene and has little regard for others and is selfish in her routine and way of thinking, and like anyone on the spectrum lacks the prompts and cues for social interactions hence her having no filter with saying duck rape, talking about her poo and saying she eats bogeys, she has zero filter for social norms and interpersonal skills etc. I believe her OCD is as a result of the Autism but both she is in denial of and both have remained undiagnosed hence she lies to herself about her justifications for hoovering up to 10 times a day and mopping her floors, she clearly has an empty life and needs serious help,her active lifestyle means she is absolutely underweight too and anemic, she dropped a small tub of light cream on her foot which left significant bruising. All in all her family dynamic in unhealthy as is her lack of acknowledgement about her condition and she needs serious help.

 

[obviously....]

Just a word of warning...the asa ask you to stop reporting georgia for every time she doesn't declare anything. Basically the asa have contacted me personally and in a very patronising way have said to "reign it in".....but they are dealing with Georgia. I basically hung up on the man. If you do more than a few they seem to get a bit pissed

Anyway has Georgia had a shower yet?

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

She is actually proud of this fact.
Her poor bloody husband.
Her house smells a dream but she must smell like shes been dug up, and she's supposed to work in a shop????? Just vile.

I don’t understand why she’s so proud of this? I’d be mortified if I thought I smelt. She does so much exercise that she needs to be showering at least once a day but if I was doing all that I’d be showering twice a day! I honestly don’t know how she managed to find a man to marry her and have kids with her! I know he comes across as a bit of a twat but I think most of it is put on just to piss her off.

 

[WellFMsideways]

Thanks for the heel close ups Georgia

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Beggy Cunt at it again! Just fucking buy one if you want one! I hope she realises she needs to declare all this free stuff she gets to HMRC!

 

[spongey]

Who else is looking forward to the concert tomorrow? No doubt there'll be livestream on Georgia's stories, with her screaming and singing, tagging Danny Jones in every story and a heavy dose of "we don't get this on the islands!"

Let's just hope there's no fireworks.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

She’s just called her hubby a n*nce on this mornings stories!!! I call my hubby lots of things mainly words that rhyme with hunt and cat but never a n*nce!

She hasn’t got a clue living her sheltered life on her island.
I can’t believe her and Adam have gone to the mainland to take Ruby back in the midst of a pandemic. The only reason he’ll be going is because she doesn’t want to leave him in the house in case he dare to actually live in it for a few days and not clean to her standards! She’s obviously got some serious mental health issues going on but she needs to chill the fuck out. I don’t even mop my kitchen floor once a week never mind 5 times a day!
I also struggle to get my head around how obsessive she is about her cleaning and exercising but doesn’t give a fuck about her personal hygiene!