ClareSurey #7 We r who we b u xxx

[TrixieMattell]

Thanks to Clare for the most long awaited thread title. And for all you Non Clareheads for providing such amazing entertainment.

Recap:

Clare has been through so much in the last two years. It's been hell on earth. She got dumped and wanted to end things but Dylan brought her back by saying she's an amazing mummy.

The dances are still strong but the violin has been retired.

Car conferences are still ongoing when a new troll video makes an appearance or when the lap dancing her dad video resurfaces.

She's dating but has yet to be taken up the Shard.

 

[OriginalAntiInfluencer]

Just planting my giant hair piece here

 

[TrixieMattell]

My mushroom is firmly planted

 

[bloogoo]

I have a lot of reading to do

 

[livelaughlobotomy]

I have a lot of reading to do

I'm so glad you've decided to join us little mushrooms!

 

[TrixieMattell]

Ooh yeah we don't have an official name like we did when we were hammies! We can be mushies!

 

[Secrets12345]

OMG this is my most favourite topic name everrrr...

 

[itskurnsstupid]

 

[gimm3more]

Happy long Easter weekend mushroom heads
We r who we be u x

 

[Snoopylouwho]

Plonking myself here with my "voddie"

 

[blonde_ambition_]

Just planting my massive forehead so I don’t miss anything…. We R who we b u

 

[Smilerlot]

What gives her the right to tell me its ok to be me even though I'm a mummy? She's had ONE bleeping kid I have 4 under 3.. try that clare u DICK!

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

Why is she wearing pink underwear under that polyester nightmare of an all-in-one?!

 

[Snapshotstye]

You could park a bike in her camel toe

 

[RUexcited]

She’s such a kind , ditsy , silly billy fricken deck

 

[Cheska18]

Does anyone have the slightest idea what she's going on about?!

 

[Secrets12345]

Does anyone have the slightest idea what she's going on about?!

We are who we be you. Even as a parent?

 

[Mrloverlover]

Just seen tonight's outfit and knickers combo haha why at least her fanny lips aren't as plump as her face lips, outfit still doesnt help them breathe tho

 

[Wrathlonix]

I dunno about you but my idea of living and having fun isn’t recording myself dancing with my knickers and flaps out then uploading it on the internet

 

[Mrloverlover]

I dunno about you but my idea of living and having fun isn’t recording myself dancing with my knickers and flaps out then uploading it on the internet

we can still live and have fun on ya own with ya flaps nearly out, her sons friends will be laughing so hard at her, poor Dylan