aspoonfuloflemon
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I don’t usually comment on this thread, and usually lurk and lol behind the scenes but the photoshoot with maccies has done me in this morning 
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TrixieMattell
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Well, it's been an entire calendar month since we last had a new thread. Whilst it's a relatively slow moving thread, I'm delighted to see that it's picking up and more and more people are popping in to join life in Clare land.
As predicted, Turkey Teef ran a mile however our Clare thought she was being clever with some fake 'out with my man' posts and pretended she was going to the pub in a sequin number on a Monday night. We all knew it was complete rubbish as she's as predictable as ever and gave the game away with her song choices. The woman was one positive quote away from a breakdown on Instagram but she remained strong because she's been through hell and she knows how different she is now.
Looking at her history of blokes doing a runner, it would usually click with others that maybe it's something that they're doing to make them leave but for Clare... Well I don't think there's enough crayons in the world to explain to her that she is the problem.
It looks like she's starving Dylan and putting her fatphobic issues on him by ordering 3 starters from Domino's to share. A grand total of 6 wings, 6 chicken strippers and a mac and cheese between two without a sniff of a slice of pizza. Poor kid.
Of course, there's been the usual my son is my life, often accompanied by a carousel or montage of images of herself. One tattler worked out that there was 30,000 pictures of Clare on her Facebook before she shut it down. Bet it's killing her not having random men comment on how gorgeous and sexy and amazing she is.
The Christmas tree went up early because of personal reasons but really it was because she was flogging some tiktok lights. The bearded dragon is being paraded around, poor thing looks so fed up of her. Dish up dinners to be like slaggy Aimee and Vavron are becoming more frequent and we are being treated to some absolute delights. Smashed lasagne and peas anyone? We are also so lucky to get to see Clare chew food and speak at the same time. Just beautiful. Those giant gnashers, lopsided gob and masticated food is a work of art, I tell you. Classy as always.
Again, the over use of filters has been brought up to the point where she's done a filter vs reality whilst still using a filter. Thinking we are all as stupid as she is, she doesn't realise that no one in this world has a naturally pixelated face and skin the colour and texture of a babybel wax.
We've had a friend/not friend get caught out, we've got Barbie Windsor absolutely nailing it with each post, and the amount of people saying they have tea to spill is growing. A collective request from us all.... Spill the goddamn tea. We need the tea.
Congratulations to @4yogits for an absolute belter of a thread name. I think this is the best one yet and we've had some right corkers.
As you were my lovely mogels and best mummy's. Continue on with the festive snarking!
As predicted, Turkey Teef ran a mile however our Clare thought she was being clever with some fake 'out with my man' posts and pretended she was going to the pub in a sequin number on a Monday night. We all knew it was complete rubbish as she's as predictable as ever and gave the game away with her song choices. The woman was one positive quote away from a breakdown on Instagram but she remained strong because she's been through hell and she knows how different she is now.
Looking at her history of blokes doing a runner, it would usually click with others that maybe it's something that they're doing to make them leave but for Clare... Well I don't think there's enough crayons in the world to explain to her that she is the problem.
It looks like she's starving Dylan and putting her fatphobic issues on him by ordering 3 starters from Domino's to share. A grand total of 6 wings, 6 chicken strippers and a mac and cheese between two without a sniff of a slice of pizza. Poor kid.
Of course, there's been the usual my son is my life, often accompanied by a carousel or montage of images of herself. One tattler worked out that there was 30,000 pictures of Clare on her Facebook before she shut it down. Bet it's killing her not having random men comment on how gorgeous and sexy and amazing she is.
The Christmas tree went up early because of personal reasons but really it was because she was flogging some tiktok lights. The bearded dragon is being paraded around, poor thing looks so fed up of her. Dish up dinners to be like slaggy Aimee and Vavron are becoming more frequent and we are being treated to some absolute delights. Smashed lasagne and peas anyone? We are also so lucky to get to see Clare chew food and speak at the same time. Just beautiful. Those giant gnashers, lopsided gob and masticated food is a work of art, I tell you. Classy as always.
Again, the over use of filters has been brought up to the point where she's done a filter vs reality whilst still using a filter. Thinking we are all as stupid as she is, she doesn't realise that no one in this world has a naturally pixelated face and skin the colour and texture of a babybel wax.
We've had a friend/not friend get caught out, we've got Barbie Windsor absolutely nailing it with each post, and the amount of people saying they have tea to spill is growing. A collective request from us all.... Spill the goddamn tea. We need the tea.
Congratulations to @4yogits for an absolute belter of a thread name. I think this is the best one yet and we've had some right corkers.
As you were my lovely mogels and best mummy's. Continue on with the festive snarking!
itskurnsstupid
Well-known member
This has sent me into orbit
StreakyBacon
Well-known member
Clare Surey #13 our teeny tiny stripper, full of brussels and a single cheese melt dipper.
mrsmcconaughey
Well-known member
Two of my sisters are sadly no longer here, but I swear to fuck if I ever did a vid of me lip synching a hymn whilst holding the Christmas candle arrangement they would haunt me forevermore and I would fucking deserve it.
What a fucking moonfruit.
What a fucking moonfruit.
pickledfoot
Chatty Member
I got bored and scrolled to the bottom of her page, it’s a treasure trove of cringe and weaker filters
TrixieMattell
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I can't get any work done because I just keep thinking about her posing with her cheese melt and I'm in tears from laughing
TrixieMattell
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Leavenoooo, it’s actually really nice
TrixieMattell
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It's uncanny
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Mrloverlover
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just going to leave this here...
TrixieMattell
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I feel sorry for her sometimes. She's a desperately lonely women who needs constant validation. She really should seek therapy rather than tiktok friends
itskurnsstupid
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blonde_ambition_
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Just saw all the comments but you are so beautiful….. take the filter and fake hair off Clare your giving these men a fake version your single because your a catfish and the unfiltered version is nothing like you!!
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blonde_ambition_
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I’m bored I’ve went back to read thread 1 the pictures in that thread before she went filter crazy her face is a different shape she’s definitely using the teenage filter shrs aging backwards
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Snoopylouwho
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Merry heavenly Christmas Tiktoks. Get a life Clare and stop being an attention seeker. This is actually worse than wishing a loved one "happy heavenly birthday" on FB.
Nothing days I miss you more than close up lip syncing to silent night whilst holding a table arrangement.
Stupid bint.
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I bet the other residents wish they had got tickets to dignitas for Christmas knowing that Clare was coming to spend a few hours with them all.
Nothing days I miss you more than close up lip syncing to silent night whilst holding a table arrangement.
Stupid bint.
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I bet the other residents wish they had got tickets to dignitas for Christmas knowing that Clare was coming to spend a few hours with them all.