Claireamandaslimmingworld

[Snarkypants]

Tonight’s meal. I estimate it at 18-20 WW SmartPoints, almost one day’s eating. Anyone care to estimate the calories?
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Always cracks me up when I see spuds used in the place of bread on sw. One of my faves is lasagne sheets turned into tortilla chips though. Hilarious and absurd in equal measure

 

[Laur91]

I unfollowed these two and they still come up on my feed cos I follow the #SlimmingWorld tag lmao god help me and my eyes!!! I can’t cope!!

It’s the amount of cheese they melt over everything savoury that sickens me...all within their HEXA, allegedly

Might as well just put:

‘400g full fat mature cheddar’ (wE CHoOSE NoT TO sYN THiS BuT syN ACCoRDinGLy tO PrOtEcT Ur WeIghT LoSS’

 

[Snarkypants]

You need to sleep like that every night, bloody hilarious!!

I'll get my lavender. By lavender, I mean valium.

 

[ScrambledEggs]

Imagine joining SW based on this pair of Muppets. Only too find you end up gaining weight ....

(Now don't shout at me ).

Im s SW target member,have been for a year,
° I add butter to my mash...
°I keep my portion sizes normal , I never ever preach SW on my iG.... There's nothing SW about my IG because I also like making cakes and eating them. Proper cakes not fking Weetabix or oats crap. Have a proper cake FFS.

Can't wait for today's installment of......
™Clamandas what not to eat ™

 

[Heptonstall]

I get the impression that Amanda does all the cooking as she often says Claire didn’t eat it all, or that hers is the double burger and ‘mine’ is the triple. Claire is ill and I believe the children have medical conditions too. How does she have the time to create all these weirdly fancy presentations of nutrient free food with three people to look after, not that she is looking after Claire feeding her nothing but fried beige and huge desserts with diet soda.

Just another account using insta and the Slimming World name to make out of their overeating disorder. This kind of thing should be policed like ana accounts if you ask me. In our society more people die from eating too much than too little.

 

[TheFabFader]

I just discovered Tattle Life. It's definitely the place for me, where I can air my opinions without kiss arses attacking me anyway in all seriousness I hope Claire and Amanda are ok, they haven't posted for a while. As much as I admire what they were able to do with food and lose weight with it, they were not good ambassadors for SW and shouldnt have been advertising them. No speed, guessing syns and ridiculous portion sizes.

I miss sitting open mouthed army the size of their portions, the efforts they go to to make food syn free (they’re tweaks, really) and that awful takeaway packaging they use. It’s so bloody wasteful.
I know one of them has been quite ill, I hope she’s doing a bit better now.

 

[Dontspillthemilk]

I unfollowed these two and they still come up on my feed cos I follow the #SlimmingWorld tag lmao god help me and my eyes!!! I can’t cope!!



Might as well just put:

‘400g full fat mature cheddar’ (wE CHoOSE NoT TO sYN THiS BuT syN ACCoRDinGLy tO PrOtEcT Ur WeIghT LoSS’

“So for tea tonight is a pizza from dominos! We chose not to syn this but you can! Oh here’s a can of iron bru as well!”

 

[DozyDora]

I think Rosie is someone really affected by SW actually and sadly is likely to be for years to come. It is a cult and mentally fucks with your head, it is at the epicentre of a devastating diet culture. The fact she doesn’t exercise isn’t helping her now / if she wants to eat the stuff and the slim mum bowls of crap she does that’s fine but to do so and maintain her weight on it or even lose, she needs to move.

As for clairenamanda, another disgusting looking breakfast today. Why don’t they just eat normal, whole, non-tweaked fucking food and if they fancy a hash brown, have a real one?

 

[sparkylou]

The amount of greasy, beige food that these two trolls eat is disgusting!!
I reckon they're like Prickard.... lying through their teeth about how much they lose each week.

Also... the takeaway packaging...... GET.A.LIFE.YOU.SADDOS.

 

[Whatisthis1321]

I like to go on their account when I’m struggling with my own weight loss, looking at their feed makes me feel better

 

[ChubClubThug]

My theory with the likes of Claire and Amanda and others who say they’re doing slimming world and eat like this is they must have been absolutely massive and shovelling take aways down their necks everyday.

I did the plan and needed to lose a stone and a half and there’s no way I could have ate like that. I would have fat free yogurt (natural cos I’m not a fan of processed crap) and fruit for breakfast,my b choice for bread and a salad at lunch with ham and a piece of fruit and chicken casserole with speed veg and some baby potatoes for dinner. My a would be milk or cheese. I would use my syns on chocolate or condiments. I would have a fakeaway on a Saturday.

I honestly would not lose weight if I ate tons of carbs like rice and pasta. I know it’s not slimming world but if I was having pasta I would weigh out the recommended portion size on the packet. I couldn’t eat unlimited fruit either - 2 pieces a day max and the rest would be veg. I know everybody is different but it boggles my mind how people can lose weight eating the way they do.

Exactly this. All these tweaks that people are craving and inventing will do nothing for them or their weight problem in the long run. You can't cheat your body where calories are concerned. I've sat in groups where even the consultants are telling you to do weird shit with oats, pancakes, mug cakes, Egg wraps, potato pizzas etc. How to binge your sins on halo top... etc. I felt like the only sane person in a loony bin! SW has deffo changed for the worst the last few years ( I did it before the millennium red & green days ) and partly I think it's to do with wanting sales and likes on Instagram, combined with the pure greed of SW as a company. It's so wrong.

 

[JoeBloggs]

Nicking serviettes from subway to post with her homemade sub! although the subs do look lush

They do this with all their takeaways, they went into KFC and asked for empty cartons. Or maybe they were in KFC eating and asked. Probably the same with Subway.

I get that their meals are free and what they eat give the appearance of eating the dream while 'dieting' but its giving a false sense of SlimmingWorld. While they might be losing weight, though there is no evidence for the last few months, it wont work for others.

 

[Hjb92]

I just looked at the recipe and the white sauce they use in these is made from yogurt and egg

 

[EyeSpy88]

The best bit is when they use Mcdonalds wrappers or takeaway tubs to put their food in just so they can get likes on the gram.. infuriating that the environment has to suffer just for a few extra likes

I saw somebody ask where they got them from, and they just said they went in and asked, how embarrassing just for a few more likes, very sad!

 

[Heptonstall]

Aside from the packaging issue and lack of fresh food why does everything they eat have to be a giant sized recreation of a low end restaurant meal? What’s wrong with a normal plate of home cooked food and a glass of water? Why does it always have to be fake KFC, burgers, takeaway style Chinese, extreme desserts with cans of pop and now ‘carvery’ at home ffs. How on earth did they learn to eat like that? They have serious problems and need help, not admiration.

 

[Juliet]

I really am baffled as to how they’ve lost weight. They must have been eating skip loads of food before because the amount they supposedly eat now in a day would probably last me a week!

 

[Sickoflurking]

If they’re so confident, they should share their weigh in results same as prickard with his non existent Sw book, if proof existed it would have been shared by now to prove us all wrong and that is a fact.

 

[flamingo29]

I saw somebody ask where they got them from, and they just said they went in and asked, how embarrassing just for a few more likes, very sad!

It’s ridiculous.. since the 1st May they have used 17 foil trays, 3 card trays, 9 polystyrene boxes, 3 paper bags & 5 plastic tubs.. just use a plate!

 

[Lollipop19]

Slimming World won’t care about these about bullshi****s, because it will get fat and greedy people in through their doors thinking they can eat ‘fakeaways’ every night, 2 jacket potatoes for lunch and ‘doughnuts’ for breakfast and lose 8st.

 

[TheFabFader]

Not even on Christmas morning would I eat that for breakfast

I could face a Chocolate Orange but not the cream