Claire Totman Designs

[Danniclondon]

I dip in and out of following Claire, I love the property side, her designs are samey, but I generally like her homes. I dip out for pretty much all of the reasons you’ve mentioned. Especially these:

Banging on about super small for age daughter, like it’s an achievement? She went through a phase of showing her daughter with friends younger kids then hilighting the difference, like she just couldn’t believe it!?! That with all of the clothes sizes. She prob needs to unpack that with a professional.

Her general demeanor of, I’m so angry that I’m so busy... but I won’t hire help or try to scale my business in line with customer demand...

Constantly sharing her fireplace, then resharing other shares. I’ve seen that fireplace more than my own.

She likes to use illness for attention. Loves a hospital bracelet share. U ok hun?

anyway hopefully she can decorate her fireplace soon

ps. She is making it seem like she’s pregnant. She was about as subtle as a brick about it last time.

I love her sister btw.

 

[rhobh17]

Totman back with her passive aggressive stories about people asking where stuff is from. Just tag it all in first place and then no dramz, no IG messages etc. Problem sorted. But secretly she loooooves it. Compare her to someone like Laura Butler Madden or Sophie Patterson who actually have pleasant and helpful demeanours!

 

[NC2020]

Oh do fuck off Claire your mother wouldn’t be getting half her fucking house (ooops sorry your “latest project”) gifted if it wasn’t for your Instagram followers so wind your neck in.

 

[Home girl]

Can’t stand this women!! She’s so strange and so so rude!! Isn’t she one of the most miserable instagrammers always moaning about how busy she is with clients and moans about her little girl a considerable amount. I remember during lockdown she couldn’t wait for her child to go back to nursery and the poor kid spent all day watching tv by the look of it.....yet the same women will be trying to get pregnant with another one when the one she already has spends everyday all week at nursery and when she is not there she moans about her not being there. Also I agree what is all that about and her child’s size, she’s like obsessed with it, why she feels the need to tell us that so many times I don’t get it. Yeah she’s small darling, a lot of children are petite there is nothing wrong with that if she is still hitting her milestones. Iv noticed she keeps going on about feeling sick, begging for attention ALWAYS!!! Seriously if she is pregnant that’s another thing I won’t get about her, she clearly finds being a mum to one a chore and would much prefer her career and Renovations let alone having another one to moan about.

 

[Gossipqueen30]

I’m even more confused now - “most incredible man on the planet” would be your husband/father of your children surely? Or your own dad at a push. To say this about another man when you’re married is weird IMO. But then she says “WE” celebrated our wedding anniversary so I’m guessing it’s not her husband. So who is she talking about?

I just can’t with her. Yesterday “I haven’t been able to do social media, it all seems so trivial now after what’s happened” ………. Less than 24 hours later - let me spam you with loads of Halloween photos of my kids…..

 

[Sophie92]

No I definitely don’t think she is friends with Caroline again. They’ve recently followed and then unfollowed each other again on social media. She was referring to the coat being Sophie’s.
But Caroline is so desperate to be away from America that she’d probably have flown home for the death of a cat so I don’t think that gives us any indication of who has died.

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Tell us more

thankfully it was a very very brief encounter but it made an impact- shouty, rude, abrupt, arrogant, finger clicking- a nasty human being!

 

[justhereforanosearound]

Did she not put up a post as she was leaving Wales though? Something about what a great time they had? She had alluded to something happening or receiving bad news but her post this morning sounds a lot more serious. It’s a very odd post, coming onto Instagram patting herself on the back for taking a social media break after experiencing a tragedy without saying what happened.

 

[NATTA16]

I still think it’s their Dad, I know they have strained relationships but that is my guess. Caroline’s come back for 3 weeks that makes sense to go to a funeral.

But why would she say in her post her husband was so brave when their world was shattered in the the most traumatic way whilst away in Wales ? Very provocative - better to be clear or just not say anything!

 

[Gossipqueen30]

This whole guess who game is utterly disturbing and bizarre

It is attention seeking behaviour on a level I’ve never seen before!! I get people wanting to be private in times of hardship. I get people grieving in their own way. But in those circumstances you just wouldn’t say anything at all would you? But to drag it out like this being all cryptic is just the weirdest behaviour I’ve ever seen.

 

[rhobh17]

She posts for attention as we know, it would have been more sincere to post, today we lost ...... and I'll never take life for granted or along the lines of what she has said at the opening of the post. But now she has made it about herself, as usual. The, are you up there post mid story while in Wales uurgh just don't bother posting at all.

Also when your that stricken in grief, who genuinely has time for game playing on IG like this.

Still not adding up why her sister had to rush back though, that’s what’s thrown me! They seems to be friends again now too. As Caroline mentioned something about her sisters coat on Charlie the other day.

 

[Comewhinewithme]

This is cringe and so embarrassing for her - why is she even doing this? Does she really need a MLM income?

Please someone join the call and report back

She'll sign the sister up seeing she was an air hostess and knows everything (use that loosely)

 

[Tittattattit]

I just can't fathom how someone can open Instagram and write such a cryptic post to publish to their online platform.

 

[AC_23]

Ugh can’t stand her. SO rude unfollowed her ages ago. Thinks she’s way above everyone else. Designs all the same which to me means they’re shit if she can’t think outside the box and do something different. Just can’t stand her. And who cares what size her kid is, mines 2 and wears 9-12 month stuff!

 

[newbie8701]

Anyone know how her poor kids happened to fall 3 metres onto a marble staircase? Poor little things

So I have just arrived back from the same resort she was at and saw her around a few times

I know which set of stairs this incident happened but I didn’t see it but have no clue how her children fell down 3m whilst strapped in a buggy

unless they were carrying the buggy down the stairs andsomeone dropped it??

Im sure it was terrifying but also I saw her after this incident around the resort and both the children looked fine and Happy playing in the pools

I also noticed She did not generally look very happy considering she was on holiday and didn’t really see much interaction with the children either

 

[Strawberry13]

Surely you would invite your sister to this kind of event? I certainly would.

I wouldn’t if we had the same sister

 

[Kindlygiftedafflink20]

And the season of influencers bragging about their free gifted balsam hill trees begins! Claire saying she’s wanted for ages and now has one gifted. If you’ve wanted one for so long then why has she not bought one yet?! Ugh.

 

[Rideordye90]

Now she’s done that classic instablogger thing today of posting all her trip but ‘won’t reveal where I am until we leave’. No one cares hun! What you expecting everyone to flock for your autographed?! She wishes

 

[Cariad]

And there's the pregnancy announcement...who called it?....wonder if this one will be as teeny tiny as her teeny tiny daughter

 

[Mochalatte]

Came Running here to say this- saw the soft launch a few weeks ago and thought and now she’s fully embracing an MLM - how cringe and tacky for her. Maybe times are tough……