Christie Swadling

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Her boobs are more real than her Chanel bag.
🤣🤣🤣 anybody who actually has real Chanel doesn’t have to showcase it on insta .: same as the BMW symbol that always just placed in the background. It’s a 90,s model BMW piece of tit !! That’s why you never see the actual car lol
 
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New thread title guys!! What should it be?
#crusty goes to the extreme with her looks. Trying to save her declining career. All the way and exposing her rear!
 
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Thread title idea - her BMW is older than her man, she really needs to learn how to apply fake tan. Crusty looking like a blow up doll wanted to compete in ifbb but even the roids couldn’t achieve her goal.
 
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School pick up selfies .. sahhh natural !!
Only added a tit tonne if make up and 17 filters .. but raw and real fan !!
Her poor stepson is going to get teased so much (if he doesn’t already)… “why does your stepmum look like a drag queen? Why does your mum dress like a 1990’s pornstar for soccer pick up?”… Kaden is somewhere on the spectrum or learning disability already, he would get bullied enough without having his janky hooker looking stepmum embarassing him
 
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Sorry if this is being insensitive, but is she anorexic again but just with fake boobs?
I worry about her and I don't even know her. She just can't find a happiness within herself and her body.
 
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Sorry if this is being insensitive, but is she anorexic again but just with fake boobs?
I worry about her and I don't even know her. She just can't find a happiness within herself and her body.
She quite possibly has Body Dismorphic Disorder. She is overly obsessed with improving (in her eyes) her looks in every way possible. Everything is fake! The Christie of 3 years ago was a stunning fresh faced beauty. The changes in her appearance have nothing to do with aging naturally.
 

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She’s slinging an IBS relief product for another company….yet she has her own “ibs drink” product that ceeactive pm tit (which looks like is discontinued now), and also made an ebook on curing IBS the gut resent bull…if her products are so good and do what they are meant to why would she need to take or sell another IBS product? She’ll just do anything to make a buck $$

Title idea…. Ditzy crispy with the engorged clitzy
This is the one 😂
 

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Should we be concerned, no new posts for over 24 hours. That is unheard of!
She’s back … hussling another bull product. JS health the same company that got fine 26k recently for misleading advertising (saying their products cure cancer)
She’s just a product bleep, she’s spruke dog tit to make a few $$$

She quite possibly has Body Dismorphic Disorder. She is overly obsessed with improving (in her eyes) her looks in every way possible. Everything is fake! The Christie of 3 years ago was a stunning fresh faced beauty. The changes in her appearance have nothing to do with aging naturally.
She’s has genuine mental health problems, obsessive personality and either ED or body dysmorphia. When she was on studio 10 she spoke about her ED like she cured it herself, didn’t actually seek support. It’s not fixed crusty, you’re just obsessing over something else now.
The ADHD talk aswell, it’s a neurological disorder, it’s not fixed with a few f**king to do lists. She’s a train wreck. I feel sorry for the step kid !!
 
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“Week off training” ppfffttt pleasssseeee, does she honestly not remember what she posts in her stories every bleeping day 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ there is at least one gym story a day plus pushing her ehp supplements/lust minerals, rank slutty outfits, getting her hair/nails/Botox done or her steroid acne skin… on repeat every single week 🙄

Oh and I forgot to mention the wine also… every night. Same tit different week, on repeat. I wonder if she makes time in her “to do lists” for standing in front of a mirror looking at herself. She legit must pose in front of the mirror for hours. The amount of times I’ve seen her toys and a is outrageous now it’s all about her tummy though not her a anymore. She’s like a car crash, I don’t want to watch but I just can’t look away.
 

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