Chit Chat

[coconochanel]

Easy money for him then

Bloody hell everytime I hear Shaun baa Im going to be imagining Mr Tumble in the recording booth.

 

[hrh89]

Does anyone else take part in the flamedeer hunt competition on hotukdeals? Just won a £25 iTunes voucher. Chuffed

 

[Danielle1]

Well I got my Asda & usually they bring it to my door (I stay in the 3rd floor of flats) but he called me saying he was outside and to come down so I did. Then he was like can't go in the flats so you'll have to just take it outside and I'm proper stressing out because I ordered £100+ with of shopping and then he says "I don't get paid any extra for taking it up the stairs" in quite a sarky way. It's just weird cos last week I got an Iceland delivery (only spent £30 so I needed another) but he brought everything to my door knocked and just stood back. Anyway I was going up and down my stairs about 16 times and I struggle going up once with my breathing I have to sit down as soon as I get inside. So my breathing was really bad and I started panicking in the hallway because I was so freaked out. I was scared that the things at the bottom would get stolen while I was carrying things up or if a neighbour come out and saw everything laying about they'd get annoyed with me or if someone tripped over it it'd be my fault and it'd get reported to my housing officer. I was also worried because some things werent in bags and theyd been on the dirty floor where people had walked over with their muddy shoes thinking oh great this will give me more chance of getting corona. I phoned my friend because i thought it would help me came down but i still kept crying because i was telling her about whats happening and she was like do you have a big bag to put the juice in it would be quicker than doing so many trips so i got my big gym bag filled it with juice and then realised theres no fucking way I'd be able to carry it and tried dragging it up the stairs couldnt even do that. So i got even more frustrated with myself. Anyway the couple who live across from me ended up coming out after hearing me crying in the hall and the woman just chatted to me while I was picking stuff up and the guy helped me he asked me first if it was okay if he could touch my stuff cos of corona and i was like aye its fine so he carried that big heavy bag of juice like their was just a loaf of bread in it and I'm standing their like omg your strong.

Just so glad it's all in my house and thankful to my neighbour's haha this was all the stuff at the bottom, also I never got me easter egg

 

[Boredofthegram]

I was looking forward to Easter as we were supposed to be in Devon for a week (me, my son, my mum and my brother) and it’s my birthday tomorrow so it’ll be weird but I’m glad the weather is nice and I got a birthday cake in my last food shop so can celebrate with my little one in the garden. Trying to make the best of things but it’s draining.

 

[50sGirl]

I've woken up in an absolutely foul mood this morning. I've no idea why. Maybe partly due to my neighbour playing shitty music at full bore resulting in me having to slam shut my bedroom window before I was ready to get up. Any other day I might find my neighbours chatting in the street pleasant, today they are making my blood boil. I am going to take some calming breaths. Failing that I am tempted to go into the garden and scream at the top of my lungs. Everything is annoying me so far today. Ordinarily I would go out for a walk, breathe some sea air. Urgh. It's irrational and I should be grateful that we're safe but today is going to be a struggle.

Apologies. I have typed this here so that I don't go cuckoo at my entire family for no reason. Good morning world

No need for sorry. Rant away.
I’m finding I’m less tolerant too.
Was listening to popmaster on the radio this morning and one contestant said it was his first day staying at home and he was pacing the living room like a caged animal. I shouted “get a f#cking grip, man!” at the radio!

 

[DCICassieStuart]

I’ve never really been home much during the day on weekdays etc (I know today is Sunday) but now because of the obvious, I am. My neighbours wife is home all day doing god knows what but my gooood their dog barks alllll day, from 7am through the whole day - it’s making other dogs bark in my area. It’s like living in a dogs trust!

I, like many other aren’t sleeping well so I’m getting extra crabby that I can sleep in or nap because of the little shit!

Just needed to complain!

I know the feeling. I'm not used to being at home every day either. My husband is a key worker so still out and about and I'm currently working from home.

My neighbour has an alsatian. He's going out for hours and leaving the dog locked into the kitchen and the kitchen window slightly open. The dog just won't stop barking.
I've never seen him take him out for walks or exercise him. Not once.

We live in a 4 bed semi. Houses this size with not particularly big gardens are NOT designed for dogs like that.

I was so fed up of it earlier on in the week that I put a (polite) note in his door.
I'm not the slightest bit surprised that a) I've heard nothing back from him and b) he's STILL going out for hours every day and leaving the dog locked in the kitchen.

Oh and he doesn't work. Ever. So it's not as if he needs to be out in the first place

Trust me. I feel your pain.

 

[Pocahontas]

Oh ice lolly advice...I can’t get enough of mini milks at the moment...though there’s been a mass shortage at our local supermarket. Weird mid-pregnancy craving - my partner randomly found some when he went to the post office yesterday and stocked me up!

Are you preggers too Eddie?

mucho congratso!!

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Any fraus in the haus?

How long until we get told off?

I can hear the naughty step calling already.

 

[Hellofromtheotherside]

Definitely had enough today, just me (32 weeks pregnant) and a two year old, whose definitely had enough. My husband is working 14 hour shifts so I've not really spoken to anyone face to face for 6 weeks.

Close to letting my parents take my toddler for the day so I can get some rest and things done

Feel your pain, although I only have a very grumpy 6 month old that won't sleep and my husband is also doing long shifts. Really missing my mum at the mo!! Feel like I'm going insane only having a baby and a dog to interact with all day!!

 

[hrh89]

What’s everyone up to? I’m watching episodes of Tracy beaker on iPlayer like the kid I am

 

[Dogmuck]

This is a good idea - have you invited the rest of the crew?

 

[50sGirl]

It's complete. (I also had a bath, it's usually quicker to ruin my hair ). After coming downstairs to fetch more gloves, middle child told me it looked like my head was bleeding. The bathroom looks like the scene of a massacre and eldest child now wants to dye her hair purple because mine is so vivid. I mean, it's not too bad if I avoid direct sunlight. Fml. Safe to say I'll probably stick to chestnut brown post lockdown

Hey, at least people will keep their distance when you go out!
Every cloud...

 

[monga]

Heading down that dangerous route of contemplating dying my hair ... I’m that bored.

Not sure what colour though because my hair is medium brown so the cool colours won’t work on me unless I bleach which I am not doing

A warm chestnut will work

 

[Dogmuck]

Arrrggghh I’ve just spent ages doing a response to @heretoreaditall2019 questions on the FOD thread but I read it back and I really don’t know if it’s appropriate and I’m worried it will give people nightmares or scare them what to do? I think I’m more comfortable just calling Fod a cunt

 

[SaladDressing]

Mate I drew myself / tattle into disrepute on the last Jack Monroe thread (did apologise and didn’t actually do anything wrong but w/e) so if I ever did unveil myself I’m pretty sure I’d have a horses head left on my car bonnet x

Also want you angels to stay safe, did you hear what Sali Hughes got up to on tattle? Some of these influencers are nutters you just don’t know what they’ll post through ur letterbox

I don't even know who Sali Hughes is I'm a slave to the Snoopers innit haha

 

[EddieBeds]

Here
Are we keeping our oh so secret identities or are we coming clean for the cause?

Coming clean for the cause Makes it sound like an AA meeting, or should that be TA - Tattlers Anonymous?

 

[SaladDressing]

Arrrggghh I’ve just spent ages doing a response to @heretoreaditall2019 questions on the FOD thread but I read it back and I really don’t know if it’s appropriate and I’m worried it will give people nightmares or scare them what to do? I think I’m more comfortable just calling Fod a cunt

Awww soz to give you the LOLZ emoji there mate but it was the last sentence that did it. Because he is, full stop! X

 

[rainbowlemon]

Mother of five boys did #AD 4 in less and 18 days. In stories only though so easy to miss. Think Hungermama went up to 28k with the drama but she's also dropped back down to 27k.

 

[panda_eyes]

Speaking of weird crushes (as we were somewhere in time and space), I am watching QI now and would like to add Gyles Brandreth to my list.

Flumps NO.

I usually agree with everything you say...

I own his KnitWits book but purely for the knitting

Here you go Flumps...

 

[Danielle1]

Legit stayed up trying to get a tesco slot and that's me just completed my order I've proper no got any biscuits chocolate or crisps in it as I've decided to try and eat healthy but I'm gonna regret it when it comes I know it.