Morning I snoozed so many times this morning, itโs a miracle I got out of bed at all. Hope youโre all having a good morning!
I had a meeting via teams with a colleague a few months ago - it was just the two of us and they were a few minutes late. Their opening line to me on joining the meeting was โsorry Iโm late, I was just having a pooโ.I had the best nights sleep I've had in a long time only to wake to a text message from a colleague telling me they won't be coming in today because ' I've got the runs, been on the toilet most of the night and it's not letting up. I'm texting from the loo as I type this. As soon as I stand up I can feel it coming again'
We're working something together so I can see why she's text me but theres too much detail!!! She could have just said 'I'm unwell'
Hope everyone's okay
I seen this on fb beforeSo I finally told my mum that I wasn't willing to stay over at Christmas (they live in a rural village so it's incredibly difficult to get there and back on the day) because I can't cope with her drinking. I told her that if she didn't get fully drunk then I'd stay over.
She said no, and that I therefore wasn't going to see them at Christmas.
I feel so sad right now, but I can't mentally cope with seeing her so ill so it's the best of two horrible choices
This is currently me. I've done all my assigned work this morning, the phone hasn't rung once and it's gone dead. I'm so bored.
I donโt think so, cos once you get that cuddle you end up wanting the remember, spooning leads to forking!Is there a word in the English Language for when you just really need a cuddle? Like, being horny but for affection rather than ?
Is there a word in the English Language for when you just really need a cuddle? Like, being horny but for affection rather than ?
Regarding that emoji, I don't know about other men's but mine's never, ever been purple with a green head!I donโt think so, cos once you get that cuddle you end up wanting the remember, spooning leads to forking!