What time is it please
It is 10.29What time is it please
Time to get a watch!What time is it please
But this time yesterday it was 9.29… well actually 9.35 nowIt is 10.29
Yeah but right now it’s 10.36But this time yesterday it was 9.29… well actually 9.35 now![]()
But yesterday it would have been 9.37Yeah but right now it’s 10.36![]()
Yeah but it’s today now not yesterday so it’s 10.42But yesterday it would have been 9.37![]()
Was you born before the clock was invented??????When I was young, you used to be able to find the exact time at any moment by dialling a number for something called TIM, which was also called The Speaking Clock. You would hear a recorded voice saying something like 'at the third stroke, it will be ten thirty-nine and twenty-three seconds precisely.' Then there would be three evenly-spaced 'strokes' - beeping noises called pips. On the last one of those, it would be the time that had just been stated.
This service was so you could set your clocks and watches to the right time.Was you born before the clock was invented??????
Omg I never used to change my oven cos I couldn’t work out how and just used to leave it till they went backWe’ve got a giant red clock in our livingroom and it’s not changed. What a ball ache. I said to me fella let’s just leave it till October and it’ll go back to the normal time (don’t quote me on that I’m not 100 percent how it works hehe)
That reminds me. I knew a lad at school who spoke like Mickey Mouse till his voice broke when he was about fourteen!My Apple Watch face is Minnie Mouse so when I tap the screen she tells me the time![]()
My sister and I used to call this service all the time.When I was young, you used to be able to find the exact time at any moment by dialling a number for something called TIM, which was also called The Speaking Clock. You would hear a recorded voice saying something like 'at the third stroke, it will be ten thirty-nine and twenty-three seconds precisely.' Then there would be three evenly-spaced 'strokes' - beeping noises called pips. On the last one of those, it would be the time that had just been stated.
It was a jokeTime to get a watch!
Sorry. It's a bit pathetic but I couldn't resist that bit of recycled schoolyward smartassery.