Congrats to @Boobiloobs for the very fitting thread title! You win one of CLA's outfits. Take your pick!
Recap:
So little mo has disappeared into thin air. She is still insisting he is in his container somewhere but we all know he was gone within 2-4 hours of receiving him. RIP little guy, you deserved more #dead.
Modeen attended a boxing event. Was it at the MGM in Vegas I hear you ask… no it was in a sports hall. CLA was supposed to escort Mo on his ring walk, she ended up being the camera woman like a proud mum. It was giving Kris Jenner vibes. She soon switched when she saw Mo’s old flame, Chyanne. According to Chelsea, Mo smells like lamb.
She flew off to Barcelona for a few days. All was quiet on the CLA front until someone told the hotel she was staying at that she had a gun. The end.
CLA was sticking up for poor Markusemz by ringing the police due to the police turning up at emz one day. She didn’t get very far with the police so rang the BBC. This was unsuccessful so rang The Sun. Poor Mark (I hope he has recovered) answered the phone “Hi it’s Mark” “OH HI MARK”. Mark of course didn’t know who CLA was so in true Chelsea style, what followed next had even the strongest pelvic floors leaking, “ALEXA WHO IS CHELSEA LEE ART” “A DOUBLE R T”. She wanted a story run about TIktokers that are trolled. A story is yet to be printed…
She did a wonderful ad for Just cravings. If you want to watch, it is page 28 of the last thread.
Her old acquaintance Boss Cali, was outed for being a woman beater. This didn’t seem to bother her, even saying the woman deserved it. NO WOMAN DESERVES TO BE SLAMMED ON THE FLOOR LIKE THAT CHELSEA, although thankfully they don’t appear to battle each other anymore. She is also very friendly with the beast Diadro. Wronguns mingling with wronguns.
She has finally admitted that she does not have bipolar.
There was a fire in her block. Whilst the residents were evacuated, Chelsea offered her neighbours drinks. I mean, it’s the least she could do with the grief she probably gives them daily. As long as they had nothing more than a coffee, Chelsea was happy to pay but not without using her neighbours for views and gifts. Although a couple of cheeky non neighbours had a glass of wine. A few hours later, she was back reunited with little mo’s container.
Poor innocent Chelsea was arrested for racist and malicious behavior. The incident was in January but it has finally bitten her on the arse. A few days later, she was back, the gifts were flying in.
She celebrated her 4th TikTok birthday. She was sent some soap. Normal people would keep it for display or use it to wash. Chelsea oh no, she put a candle in it, cuts it up and eats it.
Please give us something to talk about in this thread Chels!
Recap:
So little mo has disappeared into thin air. She is still insisting he is in his container somewhere but we all know he was gone within 2-4 hours of receiving him. RIP little guy, you deserved more #dead.
Modeen attended a boxing event. Was it at the MGM in Vegas I hear you ask… no it was in a sports hall. CLA was supposed to escort Mo on his ring walk, she ended up being the camera woman like a proud mum. It was giving Kris Jenner vibes. She soon switched when she saw Mo’s old flame, Chyanne. According to Chelsea, Mo smells like lamb.
She flew off to Barcelona for a few days. All was quiet on the CLA front until someone told the hotel she was staying at that she had a gun. The end.
CLA was sticking up for poor Markusemz by ringing the police due to the police turning up at emz one day. She didn’t get very far with the police so rang the BBC. This was unsuccessful so rang The Sun. Poor Mark (I hope he has recovered) answered the phone “Hi it’s Mark” “OH HI MARK”. Mark of course didn’t know who CLA was so in true Chelsea style, what followed next had even the strongest pelvic floors leaking, “ALEXA WHO IS CHELSEA LEE ART” “A DOUBLE R T”. She wanted a story run about TIktokers that are trolled. A story is yet to be printed…
She did a wonderful ad for Just cravings. If you want to watch, it is page 28 of the last thread.
Her old acquaintance Boss Cali, was outed for being a woman beater. This didn’t seem to bother her, even saying the woman deserved it. NO WOMAN DESERVES TO BE SLAMMED ON THE FLOOR LIKE THAT CHELSEA, although thankfully they don’t appear to battle each other anymore. She is also very friendly with the beast Diadro. Wronguns mingling with wronguns.
She has finally admitted that she does not have bipolar.
There was a fire in her block. Whilst the residents were evacuated, Chelsea offered her neighbours drinks. I mean, it’s the least she could do with the grief she probably gives them daily. As long as they had nothing more than a coffee, Chelsea was happy to pay but not without using her neighbours for views and gifts. Although a couple of cheeky non neighbours had a glass of wine. A few hours later, she was back reunited with little mo’s container.
Poor innocent Chelsea was arrested for racist and malicious behavior. The incident was in January but it has finally bitten her on the arse. A few days later, she was back, the gifts were flying in.
She celebrated her 4th TikTok birthday. She was sent some soap. Normal people would keep it for display or use it to wash. Chelsea oh no, she put a candle in it, cuts it up and eats it.
Please give us something to talk about in this thread Chels!
