CLA has been waffle crazy lately as a way to bring gifts in seeing as she is falling off the leaderboard quicker than the pounds she is losing on her exercises. She was so dedicated to her waffles that she even wore the entries around her head in a Tiktok bag!
It is thought that she has been given a notice of seeking possession.
She had a mad couple of days where she decided to sort through her belongings/getting rid of anything of value LOL. One masterpiece that she got rid of by taking a pair of scissors to, was her ROOTS painting with the hair. She will be very missed. #RIP. Literally.
The people’s princess, basically Lady Di has said she is now self employed. Let’s hope she is declaring all her earnings.
Nicky Clarke, sorry Chelsea, took the scissors to her own hair and give her her dues, she did a good job.
CLA even shared her birth stories with some lucky or unlucky viewers. Thankfully I wasn’t one of those so fortunately for you guys, I cannot give a recap. #born.
While a few big creators are taking part in the blackout movement, our ever understanding CLA refused to take part, instead wanted to report people for taking part and people that gift.
Chelsea shocked us all by stating she was going for a run. Yes that’s right, a run. Fear not Mo Farrah, she only made it to the bin store and back. She then decided to do a workout in the kitchen. Of course, no exercise is complete without a bun.
She has had some weird interactions with Modeen, Sam Pepper, her sons and shifty Ifty. Whether Chelsea was in on the act or not, nobody knows!
CLA is CONVINCED she is going to America although I think border control may think differently once she walks through arrivals shouting BOOYAKA A witch IS IN AMERICA AROOOOTS. She will booyakered back on a plane quicker than she can change her moods.
We have also been treated to a trip to A&E after 111 called an ambulance for her. Needless to say there was no emergency. She treated the hospital staff with absolute disrespect. A witch like Chelsea needs to live stream all the time as it’s her job and her for her safety.
She is currently pushing live FEAST so she can jet of to the USA for free. She is currently being beaten by the petri dish in a dress.
Chelsea received a very exciting delivery containing a sex toy. She has finally upgraded from the hairbrush!
We were treated to a new outfit making her look like an uncooked sausage in its skin. How long will this outfit stay on for before it walks itself to the washing machine.
Chelsea is also in her fitness era. Having random bursts of exercises. Basically she just throws her arms about and bends over here and there.
John has magically appeared back on the scene just in time to get Chelsea to America.
We have had some highs and some lows watching our Chels recently, what will Christmas have in store?!
It is thought that she has been given a notice of seeking possession.
She had a mad couple of days where she decided to sort through her belongings/getting rid of anything of value LOL. One masterpiece that she got rid of by taking a pair of scissors to, was her ROOTS painting with the hair. She will be very missed. #RIP. Literally.
The people’s princess, basically Lady Di has said she is now self employed. Let’s hope she is declaring all her earnings.
Nicky Clarke, sorry Chelsea, took the scissors to her own hair and give her her dues, she did a good job.
CLA even shared her birth stories with some lucky or unlucky viewers. Thankfully I wasn’t one of those so fortunately for you guys, I cannot give a recap. #born.
While a few big creators are taking part in the blackout movement, our ever understanding CLA refused to take part, instead wanted to report people for taking part and people that gift.
Chelsea shocked us all by stating she was going for a run. Yes that’s right, a run. Fear not Mo Farrah, she only made it to the bin store and back. She then decided to do a workout in the kitchen. Of course, no exercise is complete without a bun.
She has had some weird interactions with Modeen, Sam Pepper, her sons and shifty Ifty. Whether Chelsea was in on the act or not, nobody knows!
CLA is CONVINCED she is going to America although I think border control may think differently once she walks through arrivals shouting BOOYAKA A witch IS IN AMERICA AROOOOTS. She will booyakered back on a plane quicker than she can change her moods.
We have also been treated to a trip to A&E after 111 called an ambulance for her. Needless to say there was no emergency. She treated the hospital staff with absolute disrespect. A witch like Chelsea needs to live stream all the time as it’s her job and her for her safety.
She is currently pushing live FEAST so she can jet of to the USA for free. She is currently being beaten by the petri dish in a dress.
Chelsea received a very exciting delivery containing a sex toy. She has finally upgraded from the hairbrush!
We were treated to a new outfit making her look like an uncooked sausage in its skin. How long will this outfit stay on for before it walks itself to the washing machine.
Chelsea is also in her fitness era. Having random bursts of exercises. Basically she just throws her arms about and bends over here and there.
John has magically appeared back on the scene just in time to get Chelsea to America.
We have had some highs and some lows watching our Chels recently, what will Christmas have in store?!
