Well done to our @DellaC on the winning thread title. You win one of CLA’s scarfs!
Quick recap:
Chelsea is still in the canaries although she is meant to be going home Tuesday. Or Monday? Who knows. She certainly doesn’t. Or does she
She got Booyakered in the bedsheets then accused the guy of steeling her yoghurt pots. Sorry I mean sunglasses.
Chelsea discovered blue lipstick and as our @DellaC stated “it looks like she’s given a Smurf fellatio”
Chelsea is better than Picasso, she is bigger than our queen whilst she’s losing weight while eating THREE MEALS in one sitting. She’s our deluded pastafarian.
She has cried several times saying she wants to go to China. She wants to go to Africa and help the children, Dubai to find a husband and wants to save the camels from the “safari desert”
Causing trouble in the hotels, refusing to pay for food, smoking in the hotel room and playing loud music until the early hours.
Chelsea has resembled a lobster for the majority of her “working” holiday. Wearing several outfits that are slightly too small but she’s beautiful
She has shown us how to cartwheel, shake her bunda and how to shine like a star.
She’s drunk more apple spritz or April spritz, whatever she wants to call it than the average human can consume while an impending visit from the tax man is due any day.
Let’s not forget the coat she put up for a waffle and the trip to America to record with trippy red!
“I’ll dip you in tomato sauce you bleep” - Chelsea Lee Art, September 2023
Quick recap:
Chelsea is still in the canaries although she is meant to be going home Tuesday. Or Monday? Who knows. She certainly doesn’t. Or does she
She got Booyakered in the bedsheets then accused the guy of steeling her yoghurt pots. Sorry I mean sunglasses.
Chelsea discovered blue lipstick and as our @DellaC stated “it looks like she’s given a Smurf fellatio”
Chelsea is better than Picasso, she is bigger than our queen whilst she’s losing weight while eating THREE MEALS in one sitting. She’s our deluded pastafarian.
She has cried several times saying she wants to go to China. She wants to go to Africa and help the children, Dubai to find a husband and wants to save the camels from the “safari desert”
Causing trouble in the hotels, refusing to pay for food, smoking in the hotel room and playing loud music until the early hours.
Chelsea has resembled a lobster for the majority of her “working” holiday. Wearing several outfits that are slightly too small but she’s beautiful
She has shown us how to cartwheel, shake her bunda and how to shine like a star.
She’s drunk more apple spritz or April spritz, whatever she wants to call it than the average human can consume while an impending visit from the tax man is due any day.
Let’s not forget the coat she put up for a waffle and the trip to America to record with trippy red!
“I’ll dip you in tomato sauce you bleep” - Chelsea Lee Art, September 2023
She needs to wind it in