skintsocks
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Urgh, please don't.Right bets in will Merlin be the ring bearer?
As for the honeymoon, maybe Auntie Debs has done something and then SURPRISE! she'll turn up when they open their hotel bedroom door one morning. They'll all be there; the grandparents, parents, children, dog, seamstress, the girl she met once in waitrose, the man who fixed the tyre on their car in 1997, and the RAC man that they've never needed to call yet. There will be ham rolling, egg rolling, and family bingo, and then someone will draw the raffle to decide who gets to take the pods out of Sharks' ears so that he actually has to listen to the drivel that she spouts about how so so lucky she feels.
*I'm a bit tired*