"So guys, I'm obssssssesssssed with Nowhere's 2nd birthday party planning now and I'm doing the guest list, there's no little nursery friends coming just my friends because after all, I am doing my best and it's all about meeeeeeeeeeeee!!"
Here we go.....
Nanny Trace
and John Chadwick
Sammy shitshine, her tribe and her friend Lesley Howard to whom she seems joined at the hip
Sam Giffen and his new boyfriend who looks bored shitless all the time
Squidward, her new squeeze and her son who looks the most saddest poor boy
Pobs mum with her pursed lips, his dad and sister who has a new baby to pass round the room
Tom Armstrong and his wife Danielle, his personal trainer and ice tub dunker
Squidward's slut dropping sisters
Amanda Harrington and her amazing fashion sense
And of course cut out Les, as there's no parteh like a Dawseh parteh
Who else will be there do we think?