Charlotte Dawson #2

[Pennycooper]

whyy does she do this? Charlotte if you ever read this, stop it it’s absolutely gross. We get it now you have a large belly. No ‘real woman’ takes to Instagram daily to shake her wobbly belly, it’s not making you relatable, it’s making you look a di ck. embarrassing

 

[Norfolking Good]

It’s all she’s got. There is not marketable skill like singing, dancing or acting just waddling about using her dads name to get noticed. It’s tragic and sadly social media allows these cretins air time whereas 10 years ago most of the people we watch like a slow moving car crash would be working normal 9-5 jobs.

 

[Pinkii]

Its SOOOO cringe and annoying!!

The thing is she could be ‘realistic’ and dress nicely and carry herself well with her changing body to give women like her the confidence, but the constant belly grabbing and dancing for laughs makes it seem like being a bit bigger or not in a perfect shape is a funny thing.

I have a mum tum after 2 kids and I don’t find it relatable at all, she looks like a massive fool doing that constantly and I don’t want to feel like i’m meant to be constantly be joking about it. It’s

 

[Peachylite]

See that’s the thing, same with Kate Lawler, always moaning saying they haven’t washed for days, asking for advice on how to shower with a baby around etc, I had a baby in March so was really interested in watching those 2 due to their tv programme on mtv but as a soon to be mum and then a first time min watching them all i wild be thinking is ‘tit I'm never gonna be able to do anything ever again’ but it’s just total bull, I have a husband just like those 2 have a partner but mine actually works full time plus a lot of overtime meaning later evenings and weekends and I have still managed to keep my usual hygiene so I do not understand how they can say this! They have help all the time.. kates mil is always their so why doesn’t she shower then and charlottes mum is also always around so it makes no sense

 

[Krm2011]

See that’s the thing, same with Kate Lawler, always moaning saying they haven’t washed for days, asking for advice on how to shower with a baby around etc, I had a baby in March so was really interested in watching those 2 due to their tv programme on mtv but as a soon to be mum and then a first time min watching them all i wild be thinking is ‘tit I'm never gonna be able to do anything ever again’ but it’s just total bull, I have a husband just like those 2 have a partner but mine actually works full time plus a lot of overtime meaning later evenings and weekends and I have still managed to keep my usual hygiene so I do not understand how they can say this! They have help all the time.. kates mil is always their so why doesn’t she shower then and charlottes mum is also always around so it makes no sense

What's stopping Matt taking care of his own child whilst she has a shower? What's stopping her putting him in a bouncer while she showers? It's easily do-able.. he seems like a placid little boy so why does she make out like she can't even have a piss in peace???? She's such a buller!! She's got enough time to waffle on about her tan and dance about gripping her belly like we haven't seen it 482728271617 times already so why can't she have a quick shower? I've had three kids and I've always found ways to have 10 minutes to have a bleeping wash.. absolute liar she just can't be arsed can she.

 

[Yorkshirewife]

Why are these 2 so orange like a pair of wotsits.

 

[Gossipgal00]

See that’s the thing, same with Kate Lawler, always moaning saying they haven’t washed for days, asking for advice on how to shower with a baby around etc, I had a baby in March so was really interested in watching those 2 due to their tv programme on mtv but as a soon to be mum and then a first time min watching them all i wild be thinking is ‘tit I'm never gonna be able to do anything ever again’ but it’s just total bull, I have a husband just like those 2 have a partner but mine actually works full time plus a lot of overtime meaning later evenings and weekends and I have still managed to keep my usual hygiene so I do not understand how they can say this! They have help all the time.. kates mil is always their so why doesn’t she shower then and charlottes mum is also always around so it makes no sense

Absolutely this! I have a 7 month old and ffrom the day I came home from hospital I have always managed to have a daily shower. Also unless you literally have a mane of hair down to the floor it really doesn’t take long for a hair wash! Or do it the night before whilst babies in bed. I just don’t understand the whole “haven’t been able to wash for my hair for a week”

 

[Krm2011]

Surely to god she isn't genuinely asking if Noah just said "Hiya"

 

[Pinkii]

She always has time to cake herself in make up and film her cringe videos but can’t have a 5 minute shower?

i know baby stage is hard but i don’t know any mum who doesn’t have time for a bit of personal hygiene?

i can manage to shower with 2 under 3 so i’m sure she can find time

 

[Gossipgal00]

She always has time to cake herself in make up and film her cringe videos but can’t have a 5 minute shower?

i know baby stage is hard but i don’t know any mum who doesn’t have time for a bit of personal hygiene?

i can manage to shower with 2 under 3 so i’m sure she can find time

Toddler stage is by far harder to have a shower than baby stage!

 

[Blue1989]

Toddler stage is by far harder to have a shower than baby stage!

Came her to say this

 

[Laney35]

Used to love her but omg can’t go her anymore. What is with the ladette actions on her. Kate Lawler is the same. Noah is gorgeous but I’m surprised he hasn’t got a flat head for the hours he spends lying in bed or in a bouncer watching baby tv. Poor wee guy.

 

[Cady1954]

See that’s the thing, same with Kate Lawler, always moaning saying they haven’t washed for days, asking for advice on how to shower with a baby around etc, I had a baby in March so was really interested in watching those 2 due to their tv programme on mtv but as a soon to be mum and then a first time min watching them all i wild be thinking is ‘tit I'm never gonna be able to do anything ever again’ but it’s just total bull, I have a husband just like those 2 have a partner but mine actually works full time plus a lot of overtime meaning later evenings and weekends and I have still managed to keep my usual hygiene so I do not understand how they can say this! They have help all the time.. kates mil is always their so why doesn’t she shower then and charlottes mum is also always around so it makes no sense

This! Surely part of the baby routine is fitting in a ten minute shower for yourself? I could give these Instamums a good slap around the chops! Having said that that ten mins could be spent prancing around on Instagram shouting (KL) or getting your belly out (CD)

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Matt looks such a fool in those tight fitting skinny jeans. They really do nothing for him. He's either squeezing himself in to too tight jeans, or the weird fitness lycra getup. Practically lives in those. He's a strange looking fella with no dress sense.

 

[redball00n]

I feel so sorry for that little baby. They literally do nothing with him apart from lie him on his back shoved in front of the tv, take him out with them to sit in a chair whilst they get pissed or force him to cuddle a statue. I know the UK has been in lockdown for a while but aren’t most places open again now? They are so so selfish and lazy. I’m honestly surprised Noah doesn’t have flat head.

 

[Rxt156]

I’ve just discovered her Instagram again after quite a while... all I can say is WTF

Why is she wobbling her belly round and pulling those stupid faces

Hideous

 

[DD21DD]

Absolutely zero ducks given about COVID again .... in táxi no masks ...then yet
Again somebody else in her house .
they just don’t give a tit do they ???!!!! What makes them so bleeping different ????
last week posting about Baby A ...yet it’s because of so called celebs like them that those parents will
Only be allowed 30 people at the funeral and masks
Will have to be worn . Because people like
Them don’t give two people and are in and out of peoples houses With a small baby her mum
Should be the only one babysitting as she is supposedly in
A bubble with her ... but that’s the biggest pile
If rit too as she is in and out of her other daughters house . That a bleeping joke

Amanda's boyf is interesting always drunk and making ashow off her!! These photo's are gold.I heard they split up they don't follow each other. She must of got rid with him always been drunk and skint.

 

[trixiefrog]

Amanda's boyf is interesting always drunk and making ashow off her!! These photo's are gold.I heard they split up they don't follow each other. She must of got rid with him always been drunk and skint.

You mean Amanda H’s fella? There’s a thread on here about her.

 

[Lico]

Idea for a thread title: 'wibbly wobbly dawson'

 

[Gorbs]

Another thread title idea: When your belleh is chunkeh and your bedsheets smell funkeh