The pink grotto 
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It might be the worst thing I've ever seen 
How on earth can she cook with that monstrosity all over the kitchen.
How on earth can she cook with that monstrosity all over the kitchen.
No offence but where the duck am I meant to cook and then eat it? 
is she really that blind? It looks so awful 
is she really that blind? It looks so awful Attachments
I just couldn’t be arsed with clearing all that away each time I want to use the kitchenNo offence but where the duck am I meant to cook and then eat it?
Found this girl and this thread and wow her life seems is one long day off. Off to the gym, hairdressers, sunbed, costa, away on holidays and travelling all summer. All SMEG stuff in her kitchen and always got money for new bedding/pajamas/clothes/scented candles. Don't get me wrong it looks like heaven this is why I'm interested in her.No offence but where the duck am I meant to cook and then eat it?
'Dressing' a stove top seems to be something quite specific to traveler women. They seem to be really neat and minimalist too, never a spoon left out. Unless that's just what they post on insta and tik tok... Can't imagine where they store their Christmas decorations the other 10/11 months of the year if they live in tiny chalets and trailers.
She's not a bad cook, I made her honey and soy salmon and baked ham (just copied the tiktoks) and both were lush.
Clutter free?I wouldn’t call travellers minimalist
They usually have sheds on their sites, that’s where they keep all their seasonal decor.
Her seasonal decor is a choice to say the least but I love her kitchen! Her food looks banging as well, I’m defo gonna try some of her recipes.
Can’t believe a fragrant girl like Chardonnay forgot to stock up on toiletries before they got to the the flight and had to dash around the airport boots.
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Yeah and it looked like she was in a room (rather than a suite) at the Trump Turnberry.All the birkins in her rimowa in economy
The birkins are 100% fakeAll the birkins in her rimowa in economy
Of course they are I can’t understand why anyone thinks they are realThe birkins are 100% fake
In fairness to Chardonnay she has pics of the birkins and herself in the Hermes shop I promise u that Hermes SAs absolutely would NOT pull a birkin out and let you take a picture unless u was buying it and even then you’ve gotta fight to get them to even admit they have any in stock unless your spend quota is double the price of a birkinThe birkins are 100% fake
Hermes SAs think they’re Nicholas Peuchs direct offspring So it’s that hard to get a Birkin but you think Chardonnay has one in every colour?In fairness to Chardonnay she has pics of the birkins and herself in the Hermes shop I promise u that Hermes SAs absolutely would NOT pull a birkin out and let you take a picture unless u was buying it and even then you’ve gotta fight to get them to even admit they have any in stock unless your spend quota is double the price of a birkin
I think she is 50% real and 50% fake personally. But VERY good fakes
Can you share?In fairness to Chardonnay she has pics of the birkins and herself in the Hermes shop I promise u that Hermes SAs absolutely would NOT pull a birkin out and let you take a picture unless u was buying it and even then you’ve gotta fight to get them to even admit they have any in stock unless your spend quota is double the price of a birkin
Nothing against the girl but she flys economy and promotes ‘inspired’ uggs whilst having multiple genuine birkins…
Share? Her Instagram is public…
Spend 10k on a birkin you can make a good return on fairly quickly should u need to, spend 10k on a plane seat and you’ll never see a penny of it again maybe she just picks and chooses what she wants to splurge
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She doesn’t have one in every colour a lot of them are her mums, birkins aren’t hard to get if you have a good relationship with your sales associate but if u walked in off the street never spending a penny in Hermes before there’s a 99% chance you will get told no. Unless you can manage to get a leather appointment at the flagship store in Paris.