Celebrity MasterChef

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I remember in the early days of Celebrity Masterchef sone of them couldn’t cook for tit and that’s what made it so funny! Think it was John Thompson who totally ducked up his cooking! 😂. Now they’re blatantly given training before and coached in inspiration on their menus etc!
H wouldn’t have been chopping the way he was if he hadn’t had quite a lot of practice!
Who was it that fried cabbage because the dish needed something extra? Biggins? Or Sue Pollard’s “flourishes”. That’s what made it good.
 
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Joe Swash and H from Steps in the same episode 😳😳.
Everything H does pees me off, even the way he walks down the towpath on the way to the Masterchef studio gets on my nerves.
 
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Joe Swash and H from Steps in the same episode 😳😳.
Everything H does pees me off, even the way he walks down the towpath on the way to the Masterchef studio gets on my nerves.
Hes just so fake and full of tit. He didn't come across well in those Steps reunions. None of them did tbf
 
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Joe Swash and H from Steps in the same episode 😳😳.
Everything H does pees me off, even the way he walks down the towpath on the way to the Masterchef studio gets on my nerves.
I tuned in tonight because I knew Charlotte was gone only to find Swash there instead. 🤣

At least he's not on too much.
 
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Ooh I make sugar baskets for my kids
I know 😂 Bit of a giveaway there H.

Oh my Craig is so good looking. Better with age too.
Shame Edith went out as they are a really good cook, just the dishes were a bit simple compared to the others.
 
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Craig is gorgeous and seems like a genuinely decent guy. I love it when they seem to find a real passion.
(Not even going to venture to secret celeb gossip just in case he appears there :cry::LOL:)
 
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Fortunately she's a Mackem
lol! My husband always says it’s the same thing! He’s from Yorkshire!
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Why do they always get so emotional about cooking when they’ve done well! I regularly serve up god awful tit! Then you’d want to cry!
 
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Charlotte was so annoying in the restaurant. You could see the owner/head chef was not impressed:
'I've got a right sweat on, me'
'Well just hurry up'

'I'll eat that spoiled one, me'
'No you won't, you make another one'.

And shouting to restaurant diners at the end when it looked like none of them had a clue who she was.
and when he asked for something and she yelled “YES I’M DOING IT” and he replied (to correct her): “yes chef” and she replied “yes chef”

I loved how the chef was taking no tit from her
 
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I didn't recognise any of the contestants for next week from that short clip shown at the end of last nights episode.
 
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I didn't recognise any of the contestants for next week from that short clip shown at the end of last nights episode.
I was watching with my OH and he was getting so irritated by that 😂
I think I spotted the girl from Eastenders whose character had a brain tumour. She was also in I'm a Celeb. And someone off Love Island. The rest - no idea. No doubt they'll be introduced as a 'legend' by Gregggg.
 
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I was watching with my OH and he was getting so irritated by that 😂
I think I spotted the girl from Eastenders whose character had a brain tumour. She was also in I'm a Celeb. And someone off Love Island. The rest - no idea. No doubt they'll be introduced as a 'legend' by Gregggg.

Danielle something or other. I know her from IMAC. Not a clue about anyone else.
 
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Chloe Burrows is the one off Love Island, I quite like her but she’s batshit. Recognised the Eastenders actress as well but no one else 🤣
 
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