Celebrity MasterChef

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As much as him and Maisie give me the absolute creeps he does seem like a nice guy. He spoke about Tom a little when he was on that Afraid of the Dark thing and he was genuinely heartbroken about it
I know nothing about Max at all. I know he dated Michelle Keegan ages ago. Just from Masterchef he seems quite pleasant and a bit socially awkward.
I find Luca quite fascinating in that he seems a complete blank. 'I'm buzzing' he keeps saying in the most flat emotionless monotone. Always the slight mockery. I can't see him carving out a celeb career at all as he is so withdrawn and self contained. Is that due to hidden depths or that there is nothing else there? I don't dislike him. He is just, pardon the pun, an odd fish.
 
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I know nothing about Max at all. I know he dated Michelle Keegan ages ago. Just from Masterchef he seems quite pleasant and a bit socially awkward.
I find Luca quite fascinating in that he seems a complete blank. 'I'm buzzing' he keeps saying in the most flat emotionless monotone. Always the slight mockery. I can't see him carving out a celeb career at all as he is so withdrawn and self contained. Is that due to hidden depths or that there is nothing else there? I don't dislike him. He is just, pardon the pun, an odd fish.
I think he’s trying hard to hide his real personality after Love Island. He came across as possessive and insecure on there
 
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Did I go mad or did Luca go a whole episode without mentioning his non-na? I’ll need a solpadeine on Friday if he introduces the fucker. (Although I hope she’s actually one of those fabulous Italian women who live off coffee and cigarettes and have never touched a ball of pasta dough in their lives. You know the ones: head to toe in Versace with a Pomeranian in their handbags walking along the via Veneto hating anyone over ten stone)
 
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Why’s is John Torode always so red? He always looks like he’s been on a bender the night before!
 
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Haha yes Garrett or Hyacinth Bucket.

Oh there's Anna poppy eyes from professional Masterchef.
My hunch is Luca to win the entire thing. He just seems to be able to pull it out of the bag.
I’m no fan of Luca but at least be doesn’t dress in a pinny or burst into his take on Nessun dorma 😱
 
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I don’t want any of them to win 🤣 I have an irrational dislike of Amy, I find her pathetic. Wynne will probably win but I find him irritating.
 
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That was a very swift final! Half an hour is very rushed- Was happy with the result
 
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Best man won IMO. Bit of a boring series really.
Irritated me how they kept calling it a “cook”. It’s not bake off. They never usually do that on Masterchef.
 
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And yo-gert.
Is the parster an Australian thing rather than just a Jonty Rhodes thing? I never new that.

And 😂

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So do I. Is it wrong to have such an irrational dislike of someone who (hopefully) you will never meet. The curling lip and the shifty eyes don’t help 😱
Hope you don't enjoy Luca being well and truly humiliated this morning when the kids voted for him to be slimed on cbbc?! I don't think he was impressed at all...
 

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