Carrie Hope Fletcher #56 Stranded! In the marriage! Of convenience!

[GrilledCheese]

Thread title : @Mark81

RECAP: WHAT THE duck

She let Joel move in to her house on their first date
Got engaged within months
Asked Hello Magazine to come to her wedding but not her family
She told Tom & Gi she was getting married via facetime the night before (so they couldn't stop her)
Her dad missed the chance to walk his only daughter down the aisle
Her mum was left out of planning her daughter's wedding
Her nephews will wonder why they weren't invited to their aunt's wedding
Carrie and Shrek spent their first Valentines as a married couple
Their first couple of weeks married would've been with Scott and Matt staying at their house

She was crying about Oliver this time last year (and probably still does) wow.

 

[Mark81]

Sent to a friend who is big into the west end but doesn't follow Carrie closely.

Their reply - 'they're idiots'

 

[silly goose]

I wonder what Edgar thinks of this

 

[GrilledCheese]

This is such a mess

 

[Mark81]

I wonder what Edgar thinks of this

He will probably get booted out now wicked uncle Joel is official

 

[Okgolightly]

But like…they haven’t been in their home together alone since they got married?! There’s always been at least one other person there…That is so weird.

 

[Carrieisabadwriter]

Hello magazine readers are going "who?"
Bet for the pregnancy announcement soon

 

[cluel3ss]

Love that they spent their first Valentines and first few nights as a married couple chasing mice around the house and hanging out with Scott and Matt, truly a dream honeymoon!

 

[Ellie_Rose]

I honestly can’t believe she’s done this. When I was a Carrie fan (back in the Eponine days) she seemed to have it all. Now fast forward to this and it’s so sad. Married to a rebound who she doesn’t seem excited about, no family or friends at her wedding, it’s giving unhinged vibes. I think her breakup with Ollie really messed her up mentally.

 

[bettyiwontmakeassumptions]

Don’t mind me just sat here in my camping chair with popcorn watching this raging dumpster fire

 

[Fillyjonk]

Hello magazine readers are going "who?"
Bet for the pregnancy announcement soon

That will be the pumpkin announcement. It should track that Baby Nope Wretcher Cuntague will be due in October.

 

[wordzalad]

I actually can’t believe this. I’ve been in and out of meetings all day so I haven’t checked Tattle and BAM she’s MARRIED



good luck Carrie, I sincerely mean it, I’d sooner get my flaps out in the middle of Oxford Street but you do you

 

[AquaTorfana]

I know she didn’t arrange a prenup (which aren’t really worth much in the UK anyway) so now the rando stranger ogre she just married is entitled to literally half of everything. Her house, her earnings, her savings - bonkers. He earns significantly less than she does and has less earning potential. bleeping bonkers.

 

[Pazc]

She was posting Q&As about showmances, making a video about showmances and gazing at Jamie like she wanted to jump him in their Once promotion. All within days of getting MARRIED

 

[polkamoon]

I wonder if the additional bits of info that we’ll get in the mag next week will be Joel standing behind Carrie cradling her bump

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Someone in my husband's extended family decided she was desperate to get married now, now, now (after all her friends started getting married) so she moved halfway across the USA to be with a guy she'd met on the internet, married him after a couple of months, and had a baby in quick succession. Then decided she didn't want to be married or a mother after all and walked out on them, leaving her now-ex to begin a messy legal battle to get her parental rights revoked. Wonder why that keeps coming to mind when I think of Carrie?

 

[bettyiwontmakeassumptions]

my hot take on this clusterfuck shituation

 

[AquaTorfana]

HOW DARE YOU. WE WERE ROOTING FOR YOU. WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU CARRIE.

 

[jolene4745]

I wonder if the additional bits of info that we’ll get in the mag next week will be Joel standing behind Carrie cradling her bump

Oh duck me I bet so

 

[Pazc]

I know she didn’t arrange a prenup (which aren’t really worth much in the UK anyway) so now the rando stranger ogre she just married is entitled to literally half of everything. Her house, her earnings, her savings - bonkers. He earns significantly less than she does and has less earning potential. bleeping bonkers.

Six of those Mickey Mouses are legally his now