Carrie Hope Fletcher #121 So boring that her brother’s moustache is the most interesting thing about her

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If there is anyone who is justified in complaining about being sleep deprived because of their young kind… it’s NOT her. She has spent 70% of her nights tucked up in hotels since she was born.
 
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Not sure why she feels the need to tell us 3 times that she’s planning on taking time off after her solo tour. Also, I’m so positive that half of the questions are ones she sends in herself and she just adds in typos/mixes up the writing style every so often to try to make them look ‘authentic’.
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Does she not realise that the 31st October is miles away? All that time without your daughter 😢 She probably thinks the Nanny is her Mum!
 
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"I'm taking a break for the foreseeable" clearly translates as she's not getting booked for anything.
 
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And? This is just a standard thing for parents (something you should be aware of Carrie since your brother and sister-in-law posted about ALL THE TIME when their kids were younger). Toddlers and primary school aged children do wake up and get up extremely early. Congrats! You have to be up early too like every other parent dealing with that.

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Don't you know that she and Joel are WORKING PARENTS! Unlike anyone else ever, in the history of the world, they are WORKING PARENTS! 😉
 
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How many followers is she going to loose when they band under 16s from social media
That ticker is going to count back so fast it'll probably break 🤭

(Although in seriousness, I'd imagine they'll simply restrict access rather than delete accounts so it might just stagnate. But I'm sure her engagement numbers will take a hit)
 
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“Wednesday taught me to embrace the darkness” what darkness, cheating on your then partner?
 
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One of her dream roles is the dentist in Little Shop of Horrors? What?
Google says the role has been played by the odd woman, including in some gender-swapped versions, however there's no way she can act sadistic enough for it. Perhaps she thinks because she played a baddie in the panto she can do the dentist :ROFLMAO:

Could be she's just saying that one to make people "notice".
 
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I've not seen the Dentist played by a woman but it sounds like a fun take on that character.

However, Carrie could never pull off a role like this in a million billion trillion years. Not to save her life.

Says a lot about her ego that she thinks she could!
 
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