Caroline Stanbury #3

[npadcr]

Glad to see we have consistent spelling errors too !!

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Hahahah, ain't it the truth!!! Mr. MBA himself, right? It goes to show how much he is paying attention to what he puts out for all to read.

 

[mdaadm]

One thing I am curious about is who is actually on Caroline’s “team”. Before IQ27, she had that assistant called Melissa who was like PA/nanny/BFF all rolled into one. She even used to be on Caroline’s podcast when it first started, and I believe she was still around when the divorce was first announced and she was going back and forth between Caroline and Cem. Then there was a fallout with Melissa that Caroline mentioned a few times. Anyone know what happened there? Caro’s very loose lipped on podcasts so I wouldn’t be surprised if she shared her (likely delusional) side of the story.
Now there’s a gaggle of women, including Karen who seems to be more of a “work” PA and not a nanny. Who are all the others? Does anyone on her team actually understand social media? If they do, then they will surely be reading here. Influencers survive/grow based on their metrics, a haphazard chaotic approach just doesn’t work. Caroline’s brand just seems so saggy and trashy and desperate to me, it really makes me wonder who managed to negotiate her RHOD appearance. Surely you’d need someone pretty legit to score that Bravo contract, it’s a pretty big deal. So does she have US management then? And if she does, when are they going to steer this woman in a more dignified direction. I recognize that real
Housewives franchise thrives on the trashiness of its stars, but the pretense of wealth/class is central to the concept of the show. If Caroline shows up as the hot mess that she currently is, it will NOT resonate with viewers.

Example: the line with Black Suede Studio. That is a pretty major brand, I mean it’s not Louis Vuitton but it’s also not Fashion Nova. So obviously she did some solid negotiating there. But then her video promoting the line was absolutely laughable! She walks like she’s wearing a diaper, the outfits and styling were atrocious, and they really didn’t show off the shoes the way they might have. How did Black Suede Studio approve this? I think that with the TV contract, Caroline must have professional representation at the moment, so I guess my conclusion is that her “team” sucks at their jobs??!!

 

[Rose28454]

I’d say Ronan is pretty shrewd!

Lots of artists do that. But it’s usually in a separate room not in their dressing room. Diversity charge £250 I think. Easy money

 

[Joan on Third]

I have a question.. On other threads, are the principal subject of the thread as skewered as the 2 bozos are here?

 

[Misty Morning]

I don’t like when he films while driving as he’ll have an accident.

He should be reported to the police over there

I've just seen a comment on their dancing at the ghost hotel post by someone I know!!! And they're wishing them well as a beautiful couple!! This is from a smart woman!! Lol the mind actually boggles now

You need to put her in the picture.

Agreed.. UNLESS it's an all white dress code..but then again it better be the dress code because otherwise who else wears white at a wedding besides the bride and sometimes groom.. That's the biggest faux pas to make but then again this guy has no social skills so he wouldn't know (but SHE would).. Anyway let's see when the wedding is up before I go ballistic on the white suit issue.
I am always completely flabbergasted that this guy really does f*kc all all day..

The Cut & Fit is So oooo Bad.
Bloody hell, Sack the Taylor & get a Mirror

 

[wanderingrose]

So this trip is promotional and the st barts will be the gift from kristen tutor. Dubai miguel isnt wrong though, theyve been on countless 'honeymoons' and i bet caroline is happy for some intellectual company!

 

[myfootispink]

Ge cant even spell "professional " correctly what an absolute professional idiot!!

Just noticed - he also spelt "entrepreneur " incorrectly

BuSSIness too

 

[Joan on Third]

It’s got to the point now where I do feel sorry for her. She is backed into a position now which is mortifying to get out of after the big wedding and all the fake happiness on YouTube/insta but long term I think we all know she would be better off alone. I also think we are probably too harsh on him as let’s face it, he is young, not very educated and has grown up in the era of Instagram and fake lives and so believes the hype and more importantly his own hype and is easily taken in by eejits like foxx ( who I was previously aware of as a pal of mine travelled to one of his week long shitefests and was similarly all into it despite rational opposition). CS hasn’t grown up with an online persona and so we expect more from her and think she should extricate herself from it all but how… what would she do, where would she go. I know it’s easy to say, get a job but her kids are now shared with the handsome ex who is in Dubai I think and so its not like she can just up sticks back to the uk where I presume she has real friends and contacts… but perhaps not, these things often change post divorce anyway once people pick sides or one has to move…. aggghhh I’m stressing myself even typing this. I just feel like she is trapped and even though she could be a right madame and a pain in the hole on LOL, there was something endearing about her at the same time and I always felt she was a lot softer than she liked to portray. Anyway, rant over, on the grand scale of things, what happens to two people I don’t know in Dubai is irrelevant but I am a similar age to her and I do feel for her now.

I am tending to agree with you on feeling sorry for her when you see the Life she had before and what she has become today having to schlepp brands here and there. She should be with a man that can take care of her financially because it's not this loser that will bring anything to the table.
IE : notice that he's been lying on that bed all morning??? If I left the house and came back and saw my husband STILL on the bed I would lose it. How can she respect him?? He's got to be the laziest 27 year old I have ever seen!
On a side note, GOOD FOR HER she was at the hairdressers WITHOUT IQ27 just sitting there looking at her and filming!

CS is an absolute moran that can't possibly think that anyone believes half of what she is saying. She just said she would run over her own grandmother to finish a deal. Yup, she just said that on her podcast today! What a dreadful thing to even think of more or less to say out loud. She is repeating her same of story, she has a whole team behind her, she is repeating the story of meeting IQ27 for the first time, she is telling us that so many people text her that she and IQ27 are inspirtional to everone, she is telling us that she has so many jobs and is in so demand that she can't keep up, She is telling us that she is more in demand and so much work is coming to her that she can't take anymore work. She is back to saying that IQ27 is there to make her happy that she wants to get a double desk so that they can work together and look at each other all day long (I swear she said this) She said that she has become friends and business partners with people that she wouldn't normally sit next to but she does now because they are such good business people. She said IQ27 only purpose is to keep her happy. So to sum it up- she has listened too many business sales people, she wants us to believe that she is in such demand as this brand ambassador ( to what I don't know) that she has no problems working. She has more money that she needs, she is so happy that she has no problems at all. If anyone believes any of this then I may be the one with the problem. Anyone that would say they would run over their grandmother for a business deal has some real mental issues. Also, the one thing she never said was IQ27 is helping her financially and is working. Sorry for the rambling- but you know I do get long winded.

No she doesn't drive because she is to busy fixing her hair and admiring herself in the mirror. She doesn't do anything that she can hire to do it for her. IQ27 wouldn't let her out of his sight so she may as well have him drive her. I would jump out of the door if I had to be with this guy. I give her credit for at least faking that she likes him- she should get an academy award for her acting skills.

She really said all that? Omg, you deserve an honor for listening in to the podcast! I limit myself to the stories as that's enough I can take.
Generally when people feel the need to justify themselves like she seemed to have done on her podcast, it's generally because it's the opposite.
Kudos to her though for going to get her hair done without him tagging along.. I wonder how many times he called her to ask when she would be back

 

[vjbdlnmp]

Who leans AWAY from their husband when he goes in for a kiss?? She looks repulsed by him

Now you can really see the age difference in this picture- she look much older here.

Well, it sure doesn't look they are being greeted with open arms by the New York Friends, could this be a sign of people keeping their distance from th two of them. So far, one dinner at the polo lounge ( yawn, you go there when you are 18 and trying to impress a date) with two people that I have never heard of. Where are here celebrity artists friends, her reality star friends, Tommy HIllfiger's wife, Dorinda and Luke? The fact is most people aren't living in NYC anymore as the crime is so bad and it is dangerous- I won't travel into the city like I use to. No travel to the high ends stores and boutiques....can't afford them I suppose. I guess it would be beneath these two morans to go to ground zero and walk through the museum and see how terrible that day was when the twin towers were bought down and lost of live. It is so beautifully, respectfully done but they aren't interested in showing things like that. They would rather him take his shirt off and ask for 45 dollars to call us. Out of touch with reality you two, time to move on to another place, we are bored with you.

 

[myfootispink]

It got worse
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I wouldn’t want my husband dancing like this with other women!

 

[Patsy Fritatas]

Honestly noone cares about them going to NYC. A pointless waste of air miles for no reason other than Instagram content.

If she doesn't take her kids this time there must be a court ruling in place that she can't take them out of the country. Has she taken them on any of her travels?

 

[Misty Morning]

We need to see a bit if personality and hear some interesting conversation!! Dull is so right. Noone ever has an interesting conversation! Just so hamazeeeeng honeeeeeee or ooh look how lovely the snow is daaaahleen! Or drunken singing. Can we see some personality please. If you're reading this?

You’ll NEVER see or hear anything remotely Interesting or Intelligent, because they are basically Brain Dead in that respect

Still think these 2 don't read anything here... See now change.. Give me a few days and I will make sure they actually do

Someone in their Camp does

 

[vjbdlnmp]

BuSSIness too

I was just getting ready to say he has spelt business incorrectly as well.

 

[npadcr]

She

Wait until the Real Housewives start..there is going to be a whole bunch of sleuths that will dig deep into that idiot Sergio, just wait and see what comes out.
As we mentioned, he has the Tinder Swindler vibe and has probably tried with other women when he was living in CA. The difference is they were smart enough to realize he was dumb as a rock but CS believed his Real Madrid football player BS.

I think that guy has an an IQ the same number as his age

omg!!! So funny!!! IQ matching his age!!!good one. Yeah- once this guy gets some coverage they will eat him up slice. He had no idea - look what they are doing to Teresa from rhonj new boyfriend

She

omg!!! So funny!!! IQ matching his age!!!good one. Yeah- once this guy gets some coverage they will eat him up slice. He had no idea - look what they are doing to Teresa from rhonj new boyfriend

sorry- eat him up alive

Okay that absolute buffoon threw himself off that caterpillar thing because she did and he cant do anything without her!!!! OMG!

Ewwwww!!!!!!

 

[Patsy Fritatas]

Even when they were living together in England she couldn’t be bothered with the kids, someone else took them to school and picked them up, she didn’t even attend assemblies and concerts, she sent one of her staff. Terribly sad for the kids.

I can't believe she was that bad. I mean I know she isn't Mrs maternal but she does love her kids. Surely she went to their school concerts. Anyway I was thinking, seeing that post about them joining a podcast to talk big business. I think she must have gone into some investment scheme with IQ27. He now calls himself an entrepreneur and is sometimes spotted with a laptop...and she has started posting stuff about NFTs. Hope it works out. But that kinda ties her to him.

 

[vjbdlnmp]

Hello all, I have just been reading afye

Hello all, I have just been reading this after it popped up in my feed and thought I would join. Hope you don't mind. I was HORRIFIED by the actions of these women in Courchtwoeval last week - Juliet Angus, Sophie Stanbury, Caroline Stanbury. While Ukraine was invaded, the whole of Europe stood still, and every other influencer with a brain had the common decency and good business sense to cease all self promotion - this lot were scoffing alcohol by the gallon, drunkenly posing and posturing, and generally behaving like brats. A number of people commented beneath their posts that they were unfollowing, and I unfollowed all of them as well.

Welcome! Yes, these two are something aren't they?

 

[Patsy Fritatas]

Did he delete an Instagram post? I'm sure I commented snd it's now gone

 

[Patsy Fritatas]

I was afraid to mention the jeans but seriously!

Oh and she really loves filming her cleav-age doesn't she? Has she had a boob job?

 

[Jennyblonde]

Book me on the first flight tomorrow!!

 

[Patsy Fritatas]

But after my positive post above....back to this ..where the hell are her children?? Again?