Caroline Hirons

[PennyBr]

I just had enough of the pic of the yellow plastic bag arriving to its destination in various parts of the world. Though to be fair i also laughed out loud when one lady wanting to prove to us all how big the bag was - thus worth the money - took a pic of herself with both her feet in it, i suspected a troll but sadly wasn’t

 

[AmberSpyglass]

I Ilstened to her on Giovanna's podcast too. She is so aggressive. I can understand her being so angry with anti vaxers due to how seriously ill her son was with mumps, but instead of being so nasty, why doesn't she raise awareness of the need for young people to have boosters? She could raise an awareness campaign campaign and do something positive. People respond better to positivity than nastiness.

Caroline is a typical bull in a china shop.

She doesn’t do negotiation or a soft sell, it’s her way or the highway. Her arrogance is second to none.

 

[pink321]

This....

It offends me that this person tells other women how to look good...View attachment 53556

I would never pay for anything she endorses because I don't want to look anything like her!!! She looks like she's had a hard paper round and been dragged through a bush backwards face first and then landed on her arse!!!

 

[Jaeme]

“aesthetician and skincare expert”

I’m sorry what? Expert how...
no offence intended to people who work on make up or skincare counters but it’s not some sort of doctorate.
This is like when Alison Young on qvc touts herself as a “qualified beauty expert” but never determines the qualifications.

 

[DowntoearthDawn]

Echoed. Don't hold back. You are in a safe space.

Can I just bitchily say when asked who should play her in a film, Hirons said....Drew Barrymore. I've been laughing for about 3 days over that.

More like Michael Barrymore

 

[Jelly Bean]

I think CH has a massive chip on her shoulder about lack of formal education... she has made her way up a ladder of sorts and managed to shout her way onto the bandwagon. Her take me as I am only lends itself to self employment as no one could possibly work with her. Also this whole fawning over her on the FB is bizarre. People go on about how she gives all her time for free so how dare anyone criticise... do these idiots realise that it is all about building her cult which feeds into making her money. It is not done for charity it is done to build the Hirons empire which has to feed 4 kids don’t you know!!!

I know - there were so many saying how dare anyone criticise her when she comes on the group and dispenses her wisdom for free. Her wisdom being buy this, buy that. I don't get the slavish unquestioning adoration of one person. It really is not healthy. And she has done very well off the back of it I imagine.

 

[Satisfying Click]

CH has become a caricature of her caricature, if that was ever possible. She's now the Donald Trump of her niche - thin-skinned, social media ranting, with a cult-like following who would defend her to the death even if she told you to remortgage your property to buy the latest must-have.

She and Sali Hughes are the perfect bed fellows because they are equally hypocritical without the presence of mind or humility to do a bit of introspection. The fights they goad themselves into - they could create an argument in an empty room; they're trying to be modern day 90s ladettes, but that ship sailed long ago.

How I ever looked up to these two and used to trust their recommendations...

 

[Jugglegirl]

It’s only now I recall what an enormous fuss The Hulk-Hiron made when IG new declaration rules came in. She was full of eye rolling and heavy sighs and ‘why didn’t they consult me?” As if it was all done to inconvenience her and now we see how their whole fecking lives are #gifted and how It was vital to their continued business model to keep that fact quiet.

 

[GeordieLass]

Of course she knows.

She is the all knowing, all seeing, all trying, all experiencing, every continent living, mother of more kids than you, writer of books, website crashing, washbag flogging, pay-me-up-front-mother-fucker, queen of everything and don't ever doubt it.

you forgot goes to ALL the gigs!

 

[Addabaddaboo]

Achiever Award that sounds like an award given to a sales team member when they’ve made their first 10 insurance sales.

 

[SqualorVictoria]

Thread name suggestion 'Caroline Hi-rons and Mighty '

What about this thread title?

 

[Curio]

When magazines used to be the way to sell me advertised expensive beauty brands, at least the plastic bag gifts were free.

 

[GossipMongoose]

The ‘scouser’ thing makes me laugh. Warrington is NOT Liverpool, in any sense. Different counties (Cheshire & Merseyside, previously part of Lancashire). Different accents. Town vs city. Warrington just isn’t as ‘cool’ as Liverpool.

 

[Jelly Bean]

What is wrong with these people?!!

It's wierd. A few people have pointed out it's nearly £30 for a plastic bag but are shouted down by others saying it's good value and Queen Caroline wouldn't rip people off. Very strange behaviour.

 

[Hasanah123]

Huda is going to be releasing skin care..... i think maybe shes giving her the info and products, no doubt bulldog face will shill anything for the right price

 

[SavetheDrama]

LOL at CH telling anybody they need media training, while she's swearing and getting into a virtual fist fight on her professional page.

 

[AmberSpyglass]

It’s almost like.........she can’t take criticism .

 

[GossipMongoose]

BBC post about the woman who was made redundant from Liz Earle whilst 8 months pregnant and received £17k compensation. Hirons has commented 'the stories I could tell' so sodding tell them!!

(Facebook post)

She never will. Chances are there are no stories. She’s that person who ‘checks in’ at the GP surgery or hospital on Facebook with no explanation. Or posts those irritating “you know who your friends are...” memes, so she can bask in the ‘u ok hun?’ posts. 🥱

 

[BostonFernGreen]

Does anyone know if there’s any evidence for the topical application of the Zelens d drops? (I can’t help but think of something disgusting )

I love that it’s exciting that this is the first time the 10ml size is publicly available! I wonder if they would consider making a 5ml version just for me? I just love mini cute things and I love paying over the odds for them! Oh yippee payday can’t come soon enough

 

[Anafurlactic]

Oh that group is just unbelievable. I can’t leave because I’m too hooked on the sheer smugness of some posters. They bang on and on and on about how they think you should wash your face ... and the use of retinol daily. Trust me, you use retinol daily and I’ll be able to spot you. You’re the one who’s permanently altered the texture of your skin. I can always spot the over use of chemical exfoliant.



But I mainly stay to lol at the fawning sycophants. Makes me cringe myself inside out but I can’t stop reading.

here’s a thing though. How your skin ages is mainly due to genetics. Of course, lifestyle factors such as smoking, drinking and sunbathing will take their toll but ultimately it is genetics that influence how you will age.This craze for smothering yourself in factor 50 every single day of the year is just insane. You do not need to do that. It’s isn’t necessary at all. But if Queen Hirons says it is... must be true eh?