SqualorVictoria
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Still can't get over the latest rant. 'Unless you're a 52 year old GRANDMOTHER you don't get to tell me what to do'. Er Hirons, your son got a woman pregnant, that's all there is to it. It's not a personality trait
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50sGirl
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I hope I’ve not missed any thread title suggestions but I only found one put forward.
Thanks to @TriviaNewtonJohn for the suggestion.
Previous thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/caroline-hirons-19-its-literally-a-load-of-old-flannel.28868/
Quick recap…
Gangsta and Mel Smith and Daniel Mays were separated at birth!
She’s not had a weekend off in YEARS but loved her Duran, Duran trip to Ibiza a few days ago!
Freaks group lost around 15,000 members in 10 days.
Kits weren’t an instant sell out.
Apparently she invented yellow before Trinny.
Blue Tickers are more important on Instagram than us plebs.
Still permanently outraged - blames stuff on ADHD.
Encouraged followers to “sand” their foreheads with an acid product and then use retinol. Freaks showing pictures of damaged skin.
Called Creighton’s “piss taking wankers” after they posted their product saying it had been discussed on the Freaks group.
Gangsta and her cult posted on Creighton’s Instagram saying it had never been mentioned in the Freaks group. They lied because a now banned Freak posted screenshots.
X Factor sob stories made a short come back in the group but less freebies are being offered.
”Don’t I look young” filtered pics still appearing in the group but are now starting to get called out. Yay!
”Hilarious things my partner/child said about our Kween” posts still appearing in the group - on here we put it in the “didn’t happen/complete bullshit” file!
Sorry if I missed anything.
PS Oh and please never forget she is a Native American, Irish, Scouse mother of 4 and grandmother of 1.
PPS Anyone heard from Jim lately…?
Thanks to @TriviaNewtonJohn for the suggestion.
Previous thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/caroline-hirons-19-its-literally-a-load-of-old-flannel.28868/
Quick recap…
Gangsta and Mel Smith and Daniel Mays were separated at birth!
She’s not had a weekend off in YEARS but loved her Duran, Duran trip to Ibiza a few days ago!
Freaks group lost around 15,000 members in 10 days.
Kits weren’t an instant sell out.
Apparently she invented yellow before Trinny.
Blue Tickers are more important on Instagram than us plebs.
Still permanently outraged - blames stuff on ADHD.
Encouraged followers to “sand” their foreheads with an acid product and then use retinol. Freaks showing pictures of damaged skin.
Called Creighton’s “piss taking wankers” after they posted their product saying it had been discussed on the Freaks group.
Gangsta and her cult posted on Creighton’s Instagram saying it had never been mentioned in the Freaks group. They lied because a now banned Freak posted screenshots.
X Factor sob stories made a short come back in the group but less freebies are being offered.
”Don’t I look young” filtered pics still appearing in the group but are now starting to get called out. Yay!
”Hilarious things my partner/child said about our Kween” posts still appearing in the group - on here we put it in the “didn’t happen/complete bullshit” file!
Sorry if I missed anything.
PS Oh and please never forget she is a Native American, Irish, Scouse mother of 4 and grandmother of 1.
PPS Anyone heard from Jim lately…?
SqualorVictoria
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In honour of the momentous occasion of the bible making it into the curriculum, here's an exclusive reveal of a sample GCSE question
Question 1, multiple choice (10 marks)
Who invented the double cleanse?
A) Our healing Queen L Ron. No one else had ever 'eard of it before, dyaknowwotImean?
Question 2, essay (100 marks)
Please write a summary, in your own words, of the skincare bible. Discuss the recurring theme of CTRL C and CTRL V in your answer
Question 3, multiple choice (10 marks)
What are the barriers to becoming a highly specialised medical professional such as a dermatologist?
A) Not everyone has the brains or academic ability or the inclination to study so hard. Medical school is extremely tough. And even if you make it through medical school, there is no guarantee you will be able to train as a derm as there is a lot of competition
B) Time, money, giving birth to 4 giant babies, dyaknowwotImean?
Question 1, multiple choice (10 marks)
Who invented the double cleanse?
A) Our healing Queen L Ron. No one else had ever 'eard of it before, dyaknowwotImean?
Question 2, essay (100 marks)
Please write a summary, in your own words, of the skincare bible. Discuss the recurring theme of CTRL C and CTRL V in your answer
Question 3, multiple choice (10 marks)
What are the barriers to becoming a highly specialised medical professional such as a dermatologist?
A) Not everyone has the brains or academic ability or the inclination to study so hard. Medical school is extremely tough. And even if you make it through medical school, there is no guarantee you will be able to train as a derm as there is a lot of competition
B) Time, money, giving birth to 4 giant babies, dyaknowwotImean?
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bellinibobble
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Yes, we all joined insta for the photography. That is true. We did not however join for dishonest, self important people pretending to be our ‘friend’ constantly shilling, posting ads and sponcon, so if reels are so bad, please do clear off and leave us in peace 
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out 
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out 
Bertha
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Karenline Hirons
Wellthisisinteresting
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MY GOD ….. 39!!!!!!!! I honestly thought she was mid 50s … AVOID THE BLUE BABOON PEOPLE
marthaedwards11
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At a second glance, it still looks shit
w8g
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I know it's early but I think we have a potential thread title here ding ding ding
Cleopops
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We have just lost our beloved mother in law, my husband hasn't had a minute to even start to grieve, he has spent his half term arranging funeral details, liasing with family, sorting things for a house clearance and then writing reports, planning lessons and marking exam papers....so Hirons complaining about relentless questions about her job after losing her cat can get to fuck tbh, even my children as devastated as they are are still able to function without rudeness towards others
Wobblehead
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I’m sorry but this is unfair. I am not a Caroline fan but letting your cat go outside is not evidence she could not be bothered. She loved her cats and it is devastating to lose a pet. I may be wrong but I think Monty was down in the new house. Anyway she does not deserve criticism for being upset her cat was run over.
TheSilverFox
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She loves her friend Sali Hughes' new skincare range and is super happy so many of her friends are releasing their own skincare ranges before hers launches later on this year. Super fun 
SqualorVictoria
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Oh wow, she's yelling into the camera 'it just makes you look like a crazy person! You look like a crazy person!'
Also, she said she takes a screen grab of anyone who DMs her and shares it in her what's app groups and has a laugh at their expense. Just to remind you, this woman is a brand and this is how she admits to treating her 'customers'
Also, she said she takes a screen grab of anyone who DMs her and shares it in her what's app groups and has a laugh at their expense. Just to remind you, this woman is a brand and this is how she admits to treating her 'customers'
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barryjones
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She’s obsessed with sexualising that girl. Not to mention exposing her to hundreds of thousands of people who wouldn’t see photos of her/know her insta handle otherwise.
It’s really fucking weird. She’s not your best mate. She’s your child.
It’s really fucking weird. She’s not your best mate. She’s your child.
NaFeTe
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I'm genuinely interested in her business that needs 25 staff, I don't work in beauty sales but from my background I am curious about how and why she needs 25 staff.
Even though she doesn't like the term, she is 100% an influencer. Albeit with 30 or so years of working in the skincare industry. Assuming most of her money comes in from sponsored posts/her name associated with things ect. Wouldn't this just be an agent who would cover this for her? As said a while back I've got 2 friends who are minor influencers and they have agents who deal with all the sponsorship, posts (including time to post, hashtags, location to tag ect) and who and how to interact with followers. I get Caroline is a lot bigger than these but I'd assume the best way to deal with this would be to to be under a large and capable pr/marketing type agency. Which I assume she is not with how she reacts on social media as many things she says would be damaging and or against what brands would want.
Then there's skin rocks and her kits. I'd be interested to know how many of each kit is ordered. This is where my job does give me some more knowledge, the back end of the work is going to be hefty and need to be planned likely at least 9 months In advance of launch. They'd need a project manager, procurement/supply chain, marketing, admin for the paper work and possibly an account team (size of her business I'd assume this would be best to be an external accountancy firm). These are all marketed online, no POS in shops and seem to be affiliate sponsored by her influencer friends. She is a name within her own space, she is not a household name that people would associate with skincare unless you are actively interested in skincare.
Comparing the percentage discount she offers for her kits to other online retailers (60% to 80%) her percentage is always much lower (30% to 40%). Which I think is due to her not having the capability to sell as highly or have the mass market reach other companies do, or her belief that she knows she can sell them at this higher price. Which is clearly a struggle, proved by the need to reduce for kitmas and kits remaining available for over 6 months and the recent one.
Many here have said she has all her family on payroll. I can only imagine this is the reason why she has 25 staff for a small business and lots of issues. To me with the office in central London, unessecary staff, mansion to pay for and clear struggles to sell the products I wouldn't be surprised if the brand ends up in administration. I think she's got too big for her boots with setting up her own company and doesn't know how to run it. Seeing her on social media I can't imagine she would be a good boss as she seems erratic, unknowledgeable about business and I'd be scared to have to go tell her about any risks/issues that have arisen.
Even though she doesn't like the term, she is 100% an influencer. Albeit with 30 or so years of working in the skincare industry. Assuming most of her money comes in from sponsored posts/her name associated with things ect. Wouldn't this just be an agent who would cover this for her? As said a while back I've got 2 friends who are minor influencers and they have agents who deal with all the sponsorship, posts (including time to post, hashtags, location to tag ect) and who and how to interact with followers. I get Caroline is a lot bigger than these but I'd assume the best way to deal with this would be to to be under a large and capable pr/marketing type agency. Which I assume she is not with how she reacts on social media as many things she says would be damaging and or against what brands would want.
Then there's skin rocks and her kits. I'd be interested to know how many of each kit is ordered. This is where my job does give me some more knowledge, the back end of the work is going to be hefty and need to be planned likely at least 9 months In advance of launch. They'd need a project manager, procurement/supply chain, marketing, admin for the paper work and possibly an account team (size of her business I'd assume this would be best to be an external accountancy firm). These are all marketed online, no POS in shops and seem to be affiliate sponsored by her influencer friends. She is a name within her own space, she is not a household name that people would associate with skincare unless you are actively interested in skincare.
Comparing the percentage discount she offers for her kits to other online retailers (60% to 80%) her percentage is always much lower (30% to 40%). Which I think is due to her not having the capability to sell as highly or have the mass market reach other companies do, or her belief that she knows she can sell them at this higher price. Which is clearly a struggle, proved by the need to reduce for kitmas and kits remaining available for over 6 months and the recent one.
Many here have said she has all her family on payroll. I can only imagine this is the reason why she has 25 staff for a small business and lots of issues. To me with the office in central London, unessecary staff, mansion to pay for and clear struggles to sell the products I wouldn't be surprised if the brand ends up in administration. I think she's got too big for her boots with setting up her own company and doesn't know how to run it. Seeing her on social media I can't imagine she would be a good boss as she seems erratic, unknowledgeable about business and I'd be scared to have to go tell her about any risks/issues that have arisen.
50sGirl
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Her son lived a few doors down the street so she classed it as “one household” so they could mix even though she bleated on at every opportunity about Jim being vulnerable.
My DISABLED father lived ALONE down the street and I didn’t set foot in his house until it was permitted.
He would open his window and then move away and I’d drop his grocery shopping through his window and then I’d step away so we could chat for a few minutes. He was extremely vulnerable so I didn’t want to risk his life.
That is why I lost all respect for Hypocrite Hirons.
Disillusioned
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After spending a few day’s in Caroline’s company, Liz Alaska posts this 
Twinkletoes974
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It’s. Literally. Her. Job. On. Instagram.
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Wow this thread is moving quickly. I still need to rant about her Trinny/ Sali comparison video. Disclaimer: I really like Trinny and have a lot of her makeup.
She repeats again and again "these women of my friends" "I hate comparing women" but fails to acknowledge that she is CHOOSING to do a video comparing their products. No gun was held to her head! SHE CHOSE TO DO A VIDEO WHERE COMPARISONS BETWEEN WOMEN WOULD BECOME IMPLICIT. Sorry to shout, but she drives me insane with her fakery. She was a total bitch in that video.
As for taking Trinny's products to her lab for review (?!) I have no heard of her doing that for any other product. (To be fair, I rarely pay attention to her anymore, but it stood out to me). When did her highness's personal review need a (genuinely) professional take?
IMO she used the chemist as a shield so she could poke some credibility holes in Trinny's retinol products. Comparing Trinny to Drunk Elephant in regards to adding turmeric to their retinol is such a slap. Imagine if Trinny said something similar about Her Royal Hiron's yet to be seen skincare range.
As scathing as she was about Sali's collab (I don't like Sali so I don't really care but was still shocked how outright rude Hirons was) its clear she sees Trinny as her competition in terms of sophisticated formulations, packaging and price point.
She repeats again and again "these women of my friends" "I hate comparing women" but fails to acknowledge that she is CHOOSING to do a video comparing their products. No gun was held to her head! SHE CHOSE TO DO A VIDEO WHERE COMPARISONS BETWEEN WOMEN WOULD BECOME IMPLICIT. Sorry to shout, but she drives me insane with her fakery. She was a total bitch in that video.
As for taking Trinny's products to her lab for review (?!) I have no heard of her doing that for any other product. (To be fair, I rarely pay attention to her anymore, but it stood out to me). When did her highness's personal review need a (genuinely) professional take?
IMO she used the chemist as a shield so she could poke some credibility holes in Trinny's retinol products. Comparing Trinny to Drunk Elephant in regards to adding turmeric to their retinol is such a slap. Imagine if Trinny said something similar about Her Royal Hiron's yet to be seen skincare range.
As scathing as she was about Sali's collab (I don't like Sali so I don't really care but was still shocked how outright rude Hirons was) its clear she sees Trinny as her competition in terms of sophisticated formulations, packaging and price point.