Annnnnnd we have the soft launch of her new victim guy. Classy. All her dreams have come true, he's a former footy player...
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THERE IS NO bleeping WAY SHE IS DATING DAN bleeping HANNEBERY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
I have zero clue about sports! Is he very famous? Is there any tea on him?
I am cackling at the accuracy of what you just said. And how she'll suddenly be a relationship expert and smugly patronise her followers about how no one has a relationship as good as her and how special she is
Followed by the inevitable break up once he realises what a stage 5 clinger she is, then back to calling all the men in the Bondi dating pool "Peter Pans"
He lives in Melbourne! Good pick Caro!
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We all know the CG relationship playbook. Hold on tight ladies, it’s going to be a wild ride.
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Ok my last comment on this matter (today) but I’m dying that she’s got one comment under the post. Not the hard launch engagement she was hoping for
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We all know the CG relationship playbook. Hold on tight ladies, it’s going to be a wild ride.
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Ok my last comment on this matter (today) but I’m dying that she’s got one comment under the post. Not the hard launch engagement she was hoping for
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Masssssssive party boy with history of disciplinary actions going back to being suspended from school for unsavoury muck up day activities, to running over a tent and crashing into cars at falls festival, to another car crash while driving someone else’s car possibly drunk. Missed a lot of footy suspiciously when clubs claiming players were injured to avoid drug testing was common. I had my own strange encounter with him where he appeared at the house of a mate of mine’s after an extended bender and his dad was so concerned by his behaviour at this point he called his phone like 100 times and tried to break in to get Dan and take him home. Ordered to stop partying by his employer etc etc.
That’s not to say he’s not grown up a lot in the last 10 years (haven’t we all
) but anyone choosing to date this man is just a hilarious choice to me.Loving this tea!! Not that we needed proof, but it seems that Caro is getting desperate and any old loser will do.Masssssssive party boy with history of disciplinary actions going back to being suspended from school for unsavoury muck up day activities, to running over a tent and crashing into cars at falls festival, to another car crash while driving someone else’s car possibly drunk. Missed a lot of footy suspiciously when clubs claiming players were injured to avoid drug testing was common. I had my own strange encounter with him where he appeared at the house of a mate of mine’s after an extended bender and his dad was so concerned by his behaviour at this point he called his phone like 100 times and tried to break in to get Dan and take him home. Ordered to stop partying by his employer etc etc.
That’s not to say he’s not grown up a lot in the last 10 years (haven’t we all
I am waiting with bated breath for the next Dan Hannebery installment! She's been suspiciously quiet, which either means she's got the ick and is a bit too embarrassed to show him off as her new boyfriend. Or he's dumped her already.
Sydney are in the Grand Final so I imagine Dan is milking this week for all it’s worth. Doing appearances, media spots, cashies at lunches and functions all week long. Caroline who while he dines out on being a Swans premiership player.
I noticed in some Caro’s recent posts she’s filmed being at Swans games in Sydney. Is she going to pretend she’s always loved AFL now? I remember years ago when she was trying to impress some dude she pretended she was a massive Rugby League, super into origin and claimed she and her dad used to watch state of origin from Denmark when she was a kid
I noticed in some Caro’s recent posts she’s filmed being at Swans games in Sydney. Is she going to pretend she’s always loved AFL now? I remember years ago when she was trying to impress some dude she pretended she was a massive Rugby League, super into origin and claimed she and her dad used to watch state of origin from Denmark when she was a kid
Hahahaha I love all your intel! She is definitely going to make AFL her whole personality now. She's mortifying.Sydney are in the Grand Final so I imagine Dan is milking this week for all it’s worth. Doing appearances, media spots, cashies at lunches and functions all week long. Caroline who while he dines out on being a Swans premiership player.
I noticed in some Caro’s recent posts she’s filmed being at Swans games in Sydney. Is she going to pretend she’s always loved AFL now? I remember years ago when she was trying to impress some dude she pretended she was a massive Rugby League, super into origin and claimed she and her dad used to watch state of origin from Denmark when she was a kid
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Also, what was that woe is me sob story about her childhood home being sold the other day? And why the hell did she share the link to the listing? She's such an attention seeker.
She's going to be insufferable if she's bought something.
I'd be fascinated to know how's she's been able to buy (if she has) as I was always under the assumption that she was broke as a joke.
I did notice a while back that she was following some dodgy company that offers something like 2% home loans...
I'd be fascinated to know how's she's been able to buy (if she has) as I was always under the assumption that she was broke as a joke.
I did notice a while back that she was following some dodgy company that offers something like 2% home loans...
Yeah, and if she'd bought she would 100% have done one of those posts with her posing in front of the "Sold" sign. Why was she so excited about a rental? Big deal!