Caroline Groth

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I have zero clue about sports! Is he very famous? Is there any tea on him?

Masssssssive party boy with history of disciplinary actions going back to being suspended from school for unsavoury muck up day activities, to running over a tent and crashing into cars at falls festival, to another car crash while driving someone else’s car possibly drunk. Missed a lot of footy suspiciously when clubs claiming players were injured to avoid drug testing was common. I had my own strange encounter with him where he appeared at the house of a mate of mine’s after an extended bender and his dad was so concerned by his behaviour at this point he called his phone like 100 times and tried to break in to get Dan and take him home. Ordered to stop partying by his employer etc etc.

That’s not to say he’s not grown up a lot in the last 10 years (haven’t we all ) but anyone choosing to date this man is just a hilarious choice to me.

 

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I also fucking hate that she is genuinely the most unhealthy person I’ve ever come across - which is apparently all down to bad luck - but had somehow carved a niche out of dishing out advice on how to live a healthy life.
I don’t journal, work out obsessively, get acupuncture, or do any one of the 58 million self indulgent bullshit routines she fills her days with and apart from having kids, I’ve only ever been in hospital for elective surgery. Meanwhile she’s got every autoimmune disease on the planet and has nearly died and has 15000 different ailments but reckons she should be telling people how to be healthy? No thanks, mate.

I vividly recall her housemate from maybe 9 years ago genuinely pondering if she had munchausens and I’d say she was spot on, even way back then.

 

[ActiveLies]

Her family seem quite sweet and normal. Wonder how she turned out so cray cray. Every time she goes back to Denmark she always drones on about how she only feels truly at home in Australia. I'd say she ran as far as she could from Denmark as her family are the only ones that call her out on her bullshit and she can't handle the truth.

judging by her absolute clusterfuck timeline of an education and career as based on her website and LinkedIn and stuff, I reckon she left Denmark to escape the web of lies she’d already gotten herself into. There’s so many impossibilities in her supposed history - doing uni before graduating high school, working managerial roles while still in high school, playing professional handball amongst all of that etc etc. I swear she pissed off to somewhere that not a sole knows her so she could carry on the lies about her qualifications, experience and education.

 

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Soooo many bowls of food, never a single scrap of evidence she eats them though. No empty bowls shown ever, no halfway through eating. No candid shots of her out with her mouthful. Just pic after pic of plentiful bowls of food that I doubt highly ever get eaten.

 

[Victoria212]

Waiting for the hard launch of the new boyfriend. She's been hinting (desperately) about him, but doesn't seemed to have fully reeled him in quite yet as they didn't spend Xmas together.

Speaking of Xmas, I see she spent the day with two random friends, no "besties" in sight!

 

[clawhands]

Watch her slowly ditch her ‘besties’ as she makes this new guy her personality and write essay long captions about how the right person always comes along and to know your worth.

 

[bambieyedbetch]

Aaaaaannnnnnddddd there she goes again!!

The second-hand embarrassment she gives me is off the charts - she is shameless with these pointless lies, it's beyond pathological at this point.

Here you go Caroline:

• Spanish: ¡Vete a la mierda!
• French: Va te faire foutre!
• German: Verpiss dich!
• Italian: Vaffanculo!
• Japanese: 失せろ

That's "fuck off" in 5 different languages for you

I don’t know how to edit my post but she actually said she majored in “Language” whatever tf thats supposed to mean lol. No university I know or attended has a major simply called “Language” it’s always an actual specific modern or classical language, unless you’re getting a stand-alone Bachelor of Languages and Linguistics. Truthful fun fact from me, I studied Latin at high school (my parents made me, it was very heavily weighted for ATAR, yes I wept before every exam), and the top of our class went on to study Latin at university and became a Rhodes Scholar. There is NO WAY Caroline Groth had the academic acumen to triple major, do a double degree (or is it now a triple with her lies?), and somehow arrive in Australia at 20 with the work experience she claims to have. She is such a charlatan

 

[ActiveLies]

I love the absolute bullshit of her working timeline and how it fits in with all her lies.

Born in October 1989. Finished high school in 2008 at 18 years old (basing that on school year finishing mid year not end of year).

Bachelor of Commerce finished in 2010 (only a 2 year degree?!) at 20 years old which is when she packed up her life and moved to Australia.

Between 2005 and 2010, just one month shy of her 21 birthday and in a time spanning both high school and University, she held the role of an account executive at True CPH, a digital design agency - she seemingly started this job at 15 years old.

So while at high school and uni, and being an account executive she was also a professional handball player. Of course she was…

I also recall her claiming she speaks 7 languages fluently. Weird that we’ve never seen any of that on show except for English and her native Danish.

Another curiosity of her timeline with work is that she worked full time, as a marketing manager, during the year she was battling cancer and in active treatment. She says she was having chemo and radiotherapy, but managed to continue working a pretty demanding and high responsibility job that entire time?

i guess we have to add her degree in languages to this already very interesting timeline of lies

 

[clawhands]

ED example. Trying to keep her single forever by giving her chocolate. Implying that overweight people can’t get a partner?

 

[bambieyedbetch]

Caroline Groth proving again she is incapable of telling the truth. Fun fact, she triple majored in Languages AND Greek Mythology AND Latin. Incredibly relevant majors for the degrees she claims to have in marketing and e-commerce. Does that mean with moving to Australia at 20 years old in 2010 she went to university at 16 to complete a triple major four year double degree? I don’t understand the point of her lies and self-aggrandising. Everything about her is so contrived

 

[SideEyes]

It would be so refreshing to see her give up the fried bleached hair BUT SHE IS SCANDANAVIAN, OK?!?!!!!
And a retired pro-handballer that graduated from uni and bought her first home at 12 yrs old, but has since died from cancer and resurrected in Bondi to spend the rest of her days healing her gut with 102849 supplements & reading every single self-hep book there ever was, all the while telling us all the things she continues to learn and relearn at every stage of her 30's.
Sorry...couldn't help myself!

I also wondered about a potential boob job, but I think she's ever so slightly eased up on over-training, and has put on a marginal amount of weight that has mainly gone to her boobs. She looks great, except for the straw hair!

 

[clawhands]

Work event how is this actually work? She’d say yes to the opening of an envelope.

 

[Victoria212]

Why is she always so inappropriately dressed?!

All the other influencers are completely covered up.

Tell me your whole self-worth is wrapped up in your looks without telling me...

 

[ActiveLies]

The filler in the face, lips, bad regrowth (natural blonde?), she’s becoming unrecognisable.

Can’t explain it but she looks Russian in that photo. And nothing like her actual face used to look like.

 

[Victoria212]

Showing off that you have access to the Virgin lounge and you've grifted a free stay at a hotel is not a flex when you can't afford rent on your own apartment and you're having to couch surf at yet another new "bestie's" apartment.

 

[ActiveLies]

Sydney are in the Grand Final so I imagine Dan is milking this week for all it’s worth. Doing appearances, media spots, cashies at lunches and functions all week long. Caroline who while he dines out on being a Swans premiership player.

I noticed in some Caro’s recent posts she’s filmed being at Swans games in Sydney. Is she going to pretend she’s always loved AFL now? I remember years ago when she was trying to impress some dude she pretended she was a massive Rugby League, super into origin and claimed she and her dad used to watch state of origin from Denmark when she was a kid

 

[Victoria212]

Cupping and massages because she's soooo stressed about moving. This girl needs a reality check if this is her biggest worry in life.

And trying to sell off all her crap to "make the process of moving easier for her friends". Suuuuure. More like she she's having to downsize apartments so won't be able to fit all her grifted xxxxxs clothes in the wardrobe.

 

[clawhands]

All this dribble short for, I can’t afford a unit in Bondi anymore so I’m scabbing off a new bestie. And I’m so stressed but it’s Monday and I’m in my bikini taking photos.

 

[ActiveLies]

Gross! 80 year old man bum. She’s starved herself to look like this.

i swear Molly Meldrum’s bum when he sacked himself at the Elton John concert looked just like that.

also I fucking hate those bather bottoms. They twisted sides just look like they need unrolling and seem like they’d be super uncomfortable.

 

[SideEyes]

Suuuure, that's the hand to heart reason you're going through the schlep of "refreshing" your driver license photo!!

What will you do in three more years when the botox, lip filler and lip flip either wear off, or, more likely, get overdone and make you look entirely different once more?

And to blame it entirely on an unhealthy relationship is certainly reaching. You were the closest to recovering (physically anyway) from your ED than ever before. At the same time, your relationship had ran it's course and you had your consequent revenge body glow up i.e. spiraling right back into the throws of the ED but just in the form of orthorexia.

New lips, who dis?