Caroline Groth

[Victoria212]

Sydney are in the Grand Final so I imagine Dan is milking this week for all it’s worth. Doing appearances, media spots, cashies at lunches and functions all week long. Caroline who while he dines out on being a Swans premiership player.

I noticed in some Caro’s recent posts she’s filmed being at Swans games in Sydney. Is she going to pretend she’s always loved AFL now? I remember years ago when she was trying to impress some dude she pretended she was a massive Rugby League, super into origin and claimed she and her dad used to watch state of origin from Denmark when she was a kid

Hahahaha I love all your intel! She is definitely going to make AFL her whole personality now. She's mortifying.
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Also, what was that woe is me sob story about her childhood home being sold the other day? And why the hell did she share the link to the listing? She's such an attention seeker.

 

[clawhands]

Caro still losing followers and seemingly doesn’t work and films her acupuncture sessions. Riveting. Also the body checking photos are increasing and she’s definitely losing weight.
Will our 35 year old Peter Pan continue to work out, go to the beach and influencer events day after day?

 

[ActiveLies]

Caroline’s love bombing her latest BFF for his birthday with FIVE stories focused solely on photos of her.

How many matching tattoos does she have with the bff of the month? It’s so fucking weird.

 

[clawhands]

1. She looks absolutely ridiculous.
2. She is so incredibly vain. Who posts something like this about their body?

 

[Victoria212]

She's FINALLY got rid of the rats tails extensions. Now if she could finally ditch the bleached blonde colour...

 

[clawhands]

A 3 year anniversary post for her GYM! This girl has zero content (or life) and it’s seriously showing. Grow up Caroline, you aren’t in your 20s anymore.

 

[Victoria212]

What's with her current obsession with kissing all her besties?! She's so immature. It comes across like she's trying to impress some guy who is watching her stories. Talk about desperate.

Also love how a while ago she was moaning about all the single Bondi guys being Peter Pans....Pot. Kettle. Black.

She hasn't matured at all in the last 10 years. Still paying rent on an over-priced Bondi apartment, still partying like she's 21, and still obsessed with the gram and being thin. Yawn.

And why does she need to get matching tattoos with every single new bestie? She'll run out of space soon.
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Just noticed she deleted the kissing video

 

[Victoria212]

She was also obsessed - as in stalker territory obsessed - with one of the Bondi rescue lifeguards.
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She dated that cute electrician who was also a wellness kinda cooking/health guy? Vague but I’ll deep dive and find who it was

The Healthy Tradie? Didn't know she'd dated him!
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Yep for sure!
Before she was an influencer and first moved to Australia, she pretended to be able to surf and stole other female surfers photos and re-posted them pretending that they were of her

YES! I remember this! Pretty much all of her images from those early days were stolen off tumblr. It always made me cackle when she'd pinch someone else's surfing pic and caption it something like "Thanks Mick for capturing me in the surf this morning". Completely made up. The girl is absolutely loopy.

 

[Victoria212]

Annnnnnd we have the soft launch of her new victim guy. Classy. All her dreams have come true, he's a former footy player...

 

[ActiveLies]

I'm not sure if these have been posted.
She might have scrubbed all of her posts about being a cancer survivor off her social media but turns out when you're such a fame whore pretending to have cancer and constantly speaking about it, its a bit harder to scrub.

She also used to say she was an ex-pro handball player and used to pretend she was friends with Caroline Wozniacki. She also was obsessed with Scott Gooding from My Kitchen Rules and would always post photos of him cooking her breakfast.

In this first blog post interview she goes into the details of her cancer and she always would say she died on NYE (which is 100% not true).
https://mumanddaughter.wordpress.com/2014/04/30/inspiration-insider-caroline-hogh-groth/

https://www.archive.is/oldest/https...ing-bikini-yoga-session-arches-hugs-legs.html

I love the absolute bullshit of her working timeline and how it fits in with all her lies.

Born in October 1989. Finished high school in 2008 at 18 years old (basing that on school year finishing mid year not end of year).

Bachelor of Commerce finished in 2010 (only a 2 year degree?!) at 20 years old which is when she packed up her life and moved to Australia.

Between 2005 and 2010, just one month shy of her 21 birthday and in a time spanning both high school and University, she held the role of an account executive at True CPH, a digital design agency - she seemingly started this job at 15 years old.

So while at high school and uni, and being an account executive she was also a professional handball player. Of course she was…

I also recall her claiming she speaks 7 languages fluently. Weird that we’ve never seen any of that on show except for English and her native Danish.

Another curiosity of her timeline with work is that she worked full time, as a marketing manager, during the year she was battling cancer and in active treatment. She says she was having chemo and radiotherapy, but managed to continue working a pretty demanding and high responsibility job that entire time?

 

[ActiveLies]

Christ that’s weird. Her tattoos all end up looking so gross on her sun damaged skin. She looks like a weathered old sailor.

 

[Victoria212]

It’s a rental I’m assuming. You don’t settle on a house and then pick up the keys with that turnaround time.

Yeah, and if she'd bought she would 100% have done one of those posts with her posing in front of the "Sold" sign. Why was she so excited about a rental? Big deal!

 

[clawhands]

Never seen the bride on Caro’s instagram. I’d say she’s a plus one. So creepy to post so many photos of someone else’s wedding.

But most of all, that dress is so inappropriate for a wedding! Especially such a religious one. She needs to think about the advice “just because you can, doesn’t mean you should”.

Her content is just rinse and repeat now and she’s losing followers. Seems like she’s mostly given up on influencing but still refuses to get a day job.

 

[Victoria212]

Is it me or is she getting more and more insufferable? She's such a weird, strange, lonely little person. And I don't think I've come across anyone more self-absorbed. She's getting more and more into the journalling and life-coaching mumbo jumbo.

 

[ActiveLies]

And she’s finally sleeping well because of the moon

 

[bambieyedbetch]

I can’t with the editing (both in real life surgically/cosmetically and also with filters/photoshop). Grow up Caroline this is so embarrassing for your life and soul

 

[Victoria212]

She’s getting 6 comments on her last post (I didn’t count her own replies!) out of 66k followers.

Not surprised. She's such a bore. The absolutely carry-on today with all her nonsense inner child work. How can one person have done so much "work"on themselves and still be so utterly obnoxious and delusional.

 

[ActiveLies]

XS hanging off her and you better believe she’s going to tell us about it!

Ohhh cure it’s a little boy dressing up in his dad’s suit!

 

[Victoria212]

Why is she making these "a day in the life" reels her whole personality? She's done three of them now and they are all pretty much the same. Wake up at some ungodly hour, take a million supplements, over exercise at the gym, eat a couple of salads, meditate, bed. she's so boring.

It also doesn't add up how she says she's walking her dog in Bronte at 7.50am yet by 8.15am she's back in Bondi and has cooked an elaborate breakfast. She's trying to fudge the times to cover the fact she blatantly starts work at 10am at the earliest.

 

[ActiveLies]

Not sure why with her laundry list of ailments and constant need for diagnoses she’s never considered that she’s incredibly mentally ill.

I’ve also never come across an adult who talks about friendship so fucking much. I’ve got mates, some very old, some new, some serve a specific purpose, but fuck me I’ve never sat around contemplating who my friends are and why they are and post nonsense long winded messages about ‘friendship’.

She’s so cooked