ActiveLies
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THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY SHE IS DATING DAN FUCKING HANNEBERY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
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Victoria212
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The irony of her once saying all the guys in Bondi are Peter Pans - she is in complete denial that she's fast approaching 40.
Also, how different does she look here compared to her own filtered, staged pics...
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frenchiefern
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That’s a lot of degrees for someone who ended up posting the same photos of themselves on a rotating basis.
Victoria212
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It's hard to keep up with her revolving door of besties.
The Mummy That Never Stops was a weird friendship. She's a wealthy Eastern Suburbs yummy mummy in her 40s with two kids. Think they met at pilates or something. I get the feeling she may have clocked Caroline was using her and swiftly gave her the boot.
Omg I'm dying of embarrassment for her swimming and game-watching videos. What an absolute weirdo, who does that?? They just make her come across as incredibly lonely - the fact that she has to set her camera up on a tripod to capture these "candid" moments because she's got no true friends/partner to enjoy them with speaks volumes.
Also love how she's saying all her previous friendships were shallow. All she does with her current besties is go the gym, sun-bake and party.
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ActiveLies
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How many self help books can a person possibly read and highlight? Like they can’t all be as amazing and transformative as she claims coz she still feels the need to read them constantly? Even just watching her miserable life of extreme exercise, body checking and forever searching for answers to why she feels so inadequate exhausts me. It’s such a draining existence.
Lil' Pound Cake
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I'm not sure if these have been posted.
She might have scrubbed all of her posts about being a cancer survivor off her social media but turns out when you're such a fame whore pretending to have cancer and constantly speaking about it, its a bit harder to scrub.
She also used to say she was an ex-pro handball player and used to pretend she was friends with Caroline Wozniacki. She also was obsessed with Scott Gooding from My Kitchen Rules and would always post photos of him cooking her breakfast.
In this first blog post interview she goes into the details of her cancer and she always would say she died on NYE (which is 100% not true).
https://mumanddaughter.wordpress.com/2014/04/30/inspiration-insider-caroline-hogh-groth/
https://www.archive.is/oldest/https...ing-bikini-yoga-session-arches-hugs-legs.html
She might have scrubbed all of her posts about being a cancer survivor off her social media but turns out when you're such a fame whore pretending to have cancer and constantly speaking about it, its a bit harder to scrub.
She also used to say she was an ex-pro handball player and used to pretend she was friends with Caroline Wozniacki. She also was obsessed with Scott Gooding from My Kitchen Rules and would always post photos of him cooking her breakfast.
In this first blog post interview she goes into the details of her cancer and she always would say she died on NYE (which is 100% not true).
https://mumanddaughter.wordpress.com/2014/04/30/inspiration-insider-caroline-hogh-groth/
https://www.archive.is/oldest/https...ing-bikini-yoga-session-arches-hugs-legs.html
Victoria212
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Yes to this!! Also adding buying her own apartment at the age of 18. Sure, Jan. Yet she's now mid-late thirties and can only afford to flatshare.
Aaaaaannnnnnddddd there she goes again!!
The second-hand embarrassment she gives me is off the charts - she is shameless with these pointless lies, it's beyond pathological at this point.
Here you go Caroline:
- Spanish: ¡Vete a la mierda!
- French: Va te faire foutre!
- German: Verpiss dich!
- Italian: Vaffanculo!
- Japanese: 失せろ
Victoria212
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Ok, it may just be me in this thread now, lol, but had to mention her latest grid post about her friend's wedding.
Firstly, a whole carousel of pics from the wedding of a friend I swear she's never mentioned before? Weird.
And secondly, with all the shots of Caro and the bride together, she makes it look like they are the ones getting married, not the bride and groom.
Why is everything this girl does so creepy!!
Firstly, a whole carousel of pics from the wedding of a friend I swear she's never mentioned before? Weird.
And secondly, with all the shots of Caro and the bride together, she makes it look like they are the ones getting married, not the bride and groom.
Why is everything this girl does so creepy!!
frenchiefern
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Just this breath
Just this moment
Just filming myself doing performative yoga in a very public place
Just this moment
Just filming myself doing performative yoga in a very public place
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Lil' Pound Cake
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What do you mean? She doesn't bleach her hair, she's just a natural platinum blonde who gets black regrowth.
frenchiefern
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Tagging the Virgin domestic lounge is so embarrassing
ActiveLies
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When you line it all up and add in her go fund me stuff… she’s in real Belle Gibson territory.
I always found it pretty amazing that even when she DIED, not one of her family came out to visit her… imagine literally dying and being brought back to life and none of your family racing to the airport to get to you asap. Her lies are just so unbelievable it’s hilarious.
How she continued to stay in Australia prior to convincing a bloke to get it done also confused the fuck out of me. She was surely never with companies long enough to sponsor her and then has been freelancing for years. Her while visa situation is as confusing as her career timeline.
I always found it pretty amazing that even when she DIED, not one of her family came out to visit her… imagine literally dying and being brought back to life and none of your family racing to the airport to get to you asap. Her lies are just so unbelievable it’s hilarious.
How she continued to stay in Australia prior to convincing a bloke to get it done also confused the fuck out of me. She was surely never with companies long enough to sponsor her and then has been freelancing for years. Her while visa situation is as confusing as her career timeline.
He lives in Melbourne! Good pick Caro!
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We all know the CG relationship playbook. Hold on tight ladies, it’s going to be a wild ride.
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Ok my last comment on this matter (today) but I’m dying that she’s got one comment under the post. Not the hard launch engagement she was hoping for
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We all know the CG relationship playbook. Hold on tight ladies, it’s going to be a wild ride.
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Ok my last comment on this matter (today) but I’m dying that she’s got one comment under the post. Not the hard launch engagement she was hoping for
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Finally, she has all but shat on old friends with this list and admitted they were shallow acquaintances.
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Right?! I'm pretty sure Ashley Hart is meant to be one of her "ride or dies" considering that she's the one that had the hard word with Caroline when she was in the depths of her ED to get her to seek help and recovery, especially after her histrionic response to Ashley's mum's passing, and no mention of her?
I wonder what happened with that candlestix gal (Candice - the one that she got the ridiculous matching ghost tattoo with) that was her first 98Bondivictim bff before she moved swiftly on to Adriana and now Lucy. 
I used to enjoy her content before I started wising up to the fact that her insta is one giant body check and I can't help but get Munchausen Syndrome vibes from her.
Always complaining about how burnt out she is blah blah blah but barely ever takes a day off from her punishing daily gym routine on top of the daily billion steps and swims etc etc - either suck it up and keep riding that adrenal-fatigue orthorexic wave or, you know, actually slow the eff down and shut up already.
Rant over, thanks for coming to my Ted Talk!
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Right?! I'm pretty sure Ashley Hart is meant to be one of her "ride or dies" considering that she's the one that had the hard word with Caroline when she was in the depths of her ED to get her to seek help and recovery, especially after her histrionic response to Ashley's mum's passing, and no mention of her?
I wonder what happened with that candlestix gal (Candice - the one that she got the ridiculous matching ghost tattoo with) that was her first 98Bondi
I used to enjoy her content before I started wising up to the fact that her insta is one giant body check and I can't help but get Munchausen Syndrome vibes from her.
Always complaining about how burnt out she is blah blah blah but barely ever takes a day off from her punishing daily gym routine on top of the daily billion steps and swims etc etc - either suck it up and keep riding that adrenal-fatigue orthorexic wave or, you know, actually slow the eff down and shut up already.
Rant over, thanks for coming to my Ted Talk!
Victoria212
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Omg the sauna stretches make me want to vomit 
. No-one wants to see you bent over baring your flat, white butt, Caroline.
And I lol everytime she shares a pic of herself "reading" a book. She's never beyond page 20.
I'm also adding every single Bondi Rescue lifeguard to the list of people she's tried to cling to. Shes slept with a fair few of them apparently.
. No-one wants to see you bent over baring your flat, white butt, Caroline.And I lol everytime she shares a pic of herself "reading" a book. She's never beyond page 20.
I'm also adding every single Bondi Rescue lifeguard to the list of people she's tried to cling to. Shes slept with a fair few of them apparently.
Bold of her to call them shallow when she's clearly been attempting to ride the coat-tails of any D-lister or Who's Who of Bondi for clout - the common denominator here is her!
Speaking of embarrassing candids, I always full-body cringe when she does the naked yoga stretches in the sauna, which she frequents way too much (another ED tendancy to dehydrate herself but dressing it as
health & wellness)
One last thing that irks me: posting suggestive photos of her kissing her friends and then being all like "you guyyyyys, I love how invested you are in my love life but just because I'm tonguing ol' mate Lucy, doesn't mean we're in an intimate relationship!!" - same with the stage-5 clinging with her friend Ignacio and lamenting that the best ones are always gay.
Woops, I clearly hadn't quite got it all off my chest in my previous rant but I've obviously been awaiting this thread for a while!
Speaking of embarrassing candids, I always full-body cringe when she does the naked yoga stretches in the sauna, which she frequents way too much (another ED tendancy to dehydrate herself but dressing it as
health & wellness)One last thing that irks me: posting suggestive photos of her kissing her friends and then being all like "you guyyyyys, I love how invested you are in my love life but just because I'm tonguing ol' mate Lucy, doesn't mean we're in an intimate relationship!!" - same with the stage-5 clinging with her friend Ignacio and lamenting that the best ones are always gay.
Woops, I clearly hadn't quite got it all off my chest in my previous rant but I've obviously been awaiting this thread for a while!