Carl Woods

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So it seems SB has ditched the old bag judging by her online booze/druggy meltdown last night!

She tore his "star" with his name on off the wall and hurled it to the floor mutterring something incoherent about the rest of his stuff still at the crappy Shack, plus she's also taken the lightbulbs out of that classy neon sign they were given so it now reads Pricey instead of PriceyWoods! :ROFLMAO:

He can be expecting incoming missiles at any time now just like the rest of the legions of Exes get :ROFLMAO:
 
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So it seems SB has ditched the old bag judging by her online booze/druggy meltdown last night!

She tore his "star" with his name on off the wall and hurled it to the floor mutterring something incoherent about the rest of his stuff still at the crappy Shack, plus she's also taken the lightbulbs out of that classy neon sign they were given so it now reads Pricey instead of PriceyWoods! :ROFLMAO:

He can be expecting incoming missiles at any time now just like the rest of the legions of Exes get :ROFLMAO:
Bring it on!
 

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SB's mate "Fingers" has had to fend off the calls swank is bombarding him with - finger stuck on redial it seems. Sad old bag :ROFLMAO:
 
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So SB, are you looking forward to AFP's chapter on YOU being released? :ROFLMAO:
Or have you shut the old bag down by threatening them with The 93 Pages Of Der Troof Innit?
 
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So here we go then SB, an extract from AFP's Book of Lies - you have got a mention so get ready for more of same :)
"In June 2020 she met used car dealer Carl Woods, and he moved in with her. An early morning phone call came in late August 2021, from Carl’s dad, saying that he’d been arrested, but assuring me that his son would never hit anyone. Kate’s agent Kirsty told me Kate had been to hospital and the police had been called. Kate admitted that Carl had pushed her while trying to grab her phone off her, but she said he didn’t hit her. I have no respect for Carl. I have to stand by what I believe, and I believe that Carl knows and accepts this. All I want is for Kate to be happy.............................

What ya got to say about that then eh SB???
 
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So here we go then SB, an extract from AFP's Book of Lies - you have got a mention so get ready for more of same :)
"In June 2020 she met used car dealer Carl Woods, and he moved in with her. An early morning phone call came in late August 2021, from Carl’s dad, saying that he’d been arrested, but assuring me that his son would never hit anyone. Kate’s agent Kirsty told me Kate had been to hospital and the police had been called. Kate admitted that Carl had pushed her while trying to grab her phone off her, but she said he didn’t hit her. I have no respect for Carl. I have to stand by what I believe, and I believe that Carl knows and accepts this. All I want is for Kate to be happy.............................

What ya got to say about that then eh SB???
Well she moved in with him. In Essex.
 
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Where are you SB?
Whats this about you taking it back YET AGAIN? You are obviously as barmy as she is mate!
 
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Yes the twit is back in more ways than one. He's apparently gone straight back to swank - until the next time :ROFLMAO:
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Ol' Sad Act has been seen driving it about again - yep he's already on chauffeur duties :) :ROFLMAO:
Was that the Goal he set himself in the last posting?
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Sharing with thanks :)
 
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MUG!
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Thanks for this Stan!
SB's mate "Fingers" had something to say about the latest hot-off-the-press news
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In view of all the recent crap from AFP, SB has published his own Noo Buk
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They just keep coming!! Woo hoo! Do you realise what an utter berk you are SB??
 
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MUG!
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Thanks for this Stan!
SB's mate "Fingers" had something to say about the latest hot-off-the-press news
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In view of all the recent crap from AFP, SB has published his own Noo Buk
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View attachment 2276767 They just keep coming!! Woo hoo! Do you realise what an utter berk you are SB??
Daddy Woods must be mortified by his idiot son going back to swanky again.

She, to my knowledge, only met 'Mummy Woods' once never to be mentioned again.

Daddy Woods, one video of her having dinner at his house with his sister/family. She fashioned the napkins into penises and she swore throughout.

It seems never invited back.
 
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He's made his choice apparently so he'd better get used to having the piss ripped out of him 24/7 (y)
Daddy will be distancing himself more and more as the days pass - I expect even Fingers will too

Daddy posts this - check out the replies :ROFLMAO:
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