Carl Woods

[Rita Chevrolet]

Our favourite Milyunayre is on his hols again cos this clearly ain't Essicks is it?? swank will be firing off the texts at him again then

Look at those razor sharp lines around his face where he's been shaving-off excess skin and tidying his barnet up

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

A selection from Pom

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Verifying Device

swank won't be happy - SB has got a noo rental too - and its BIGGER than hers!!

 

[Bull***t Buster]

Verifying Device

swank won't be happy - SB has got a noo rental too - and its BIGGER than hers!!

And a new better looking girlfriend!

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

He's still around posting pictures of himself, perhaps hoping swank will see what she threw away in favour of Lego!

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

So at long last he's ready to release Der Troof! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowb...e-carl-woods-vows-prove-lying-expose-secrets/
Strange how this emerges the very same day Peter says he's told the kids His Truth about their baggy muvva and Keiron announces he's scored a film rôle! - his management (and K's have played a blinder with this one

 

[GlitterFluff]

So at long last he's ready to release Der Troof! https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowb...e-carl-woods-vows-prove-lying-expose-secrets/
Strange how this emerges the very same day Peter says he's told the kids His Truth about their baggy muvva and Keiron announces he's scored a film rôle! - his management (and K's have played a blinder with this one

Much as he’s a bit of a plankton, I would LOVE him to serve the receipts

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Here he comes folks! Cole has begun his campaign!

Exclusive Katie Price’s ex: ‘She’ll always cheat – soon it’ll be lads of Junior’s age’

Katie Price's ex-fiancé Carl Woods warns JJ Slater that he’s the latest in a long line of exes who have tried – and failed – to be her ‘Prince Charming’.

closeronline.co.uk

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

He's trying the Only Fans route again folks!

 

[Bull***t Buster]

View attachment 3198959 He's trying the Only Fans route again folks!

Where is the eye roll emoji when you need it? Ooooh there it is!

Can’t believe he is going back to it! Can we expect more deck and sink wanking or is he going to up his game?

 

[PoopooKaKa]

Where is the eye roll emoji when you need it? Ooooh there it is!

Can’t believe he is going back to it! Can we expect more deck and sink wanking or is he going to up his game?

I doubt it he shagged Kipper for yrs , hrs going down the Keiran route of riding on her piss flaps for fame by getting his manky rooster out

 

[HarryToby]

Very late to this one but on the speculation he's gay..

I watched a podcast featuring (and about) a gay porn actor called Titan Essex on Instagram.

Guess who's liked loads of his content on IG. Carl

 

[clairelouise2]

I completely forgot he existed