Carebare85 #16 Curse of Beg causes another split, undeclared ad in a homeless pit

[mumz]

Thanks for the title @zyxwvu. Thanks for the amazing recap as usual @mumz, I was killed off by the time I got to Can't sit on little Andy pandy, her camel toe would swallow him up

It’s a little bit of everyones posts from the previous thread x

 

[Chocolate lolly]

She back lol posted video lol

No way she will stick to a diet . She must have been reading here and seen the shorts video lol. Did you like it Rasta pasta ?

 

[Chocolate lolly]

She will no doubt be ramming a McDonald's down as we speak

OK I was wrong but they are stopping on the way home . Shall we guess which food place ? I'm saying KFC she won't feel so guilty cos its chicken lol

 

[melissa432]

She was on sertraline and mirtazapam so no way can she stop them and just take one because she had a bad day she’s such a liar!! One won’t just kick in and help the stupid women even talking about her meds on a live. Giving people wrong information can be dangerous!!

She need reporting

 

[mumz]

And the working 4 months ? Is rubbish maybe want it gone so dwp cannot look into it

^^^ this
She’s crapping herself

 

[Ems88ALFTYMAX]

I do Mexican tuna. The little ones love it. A little bit of chilli powder and kidney beans and onions and peppers. The adults have it with extra chilli

Exactly that's a nice home cooked hearty meal. She just so lazy it's unreal

 

[nathan25]

You would probably smell her & hear her big fat gob before you saw her

Diets going well with the 4 foot chocolate eclair I see!
That surely isn’t good for your made up diabetes
No sign of any MH issues while your away at Skanky Towers eating everything you can shove down your throat!
Poor little girl, can’t have a party because her mum is a massive cunt!
The BPD videos are incoming

I’m howling - 4ft chocolate eclair

 

[Lazy Sunday]

Best recap ever Xx

 

[brahhh]

She back lol posted video lol

Body language lying through her teeth & we have another DIET oh and she mentioned her part time job so won’t be able to show her meals on them days keep you updated

 

[nathan25]

Back at the brothel saying how lovely and relaxing it is - letting little Ava have a massage by strangers.
scare said she loves how there is x ray photos hanging from the window on display
I would run a mile never mind enter their.
dog is sat eating a artificial arm

 

[brahhh]

Daves talking about a low carb diet lol
How will she manage that?
No pasta, no wraps, no bread lolol

Plus isn’t she doing a reveal in a month getting into them jeans

 

[HelloHeyHi]

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Oh HEAR we go again take as long as you like

Is this day a week the day she goes to 'work'?

 

[brahhh]

OK I was wrong but they are stopping on the way home . Shall we guess which food place ? I'm saying KFC she won't feel so guilty cos its chicken lol

She’s so greedy she’ll have a family bucket to herself you wait

 

[zyxwvu]

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Baseball Bat in a baseball hat.

BREAKING NEWS- THEY HAVE A NEW HANDWASH. IT IS A MIRACLE

Been there a few weeks now. Hasn't gone down at all. It's clearly just for show.

 

[Lazy Sunday]

I think im having premonitions now, I knew she was going to badly mime to Im not giving up this morning.

 

[mumz]

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HEAR she is filling her face with the sweets didn’t even let the others take one out the bag she gave them one ! And her face at the end of the video before she turned it off

she really is a snaffaling pig isn’t she?

Jacob didn’t making his communion due to personal family reasons

 

[brahhh]

Does she never clean those wire trays wraps again

 

[nathan25]

I bet Nathan is still hungry she’s disgusting. I would give my kids steak before myself. He’s quite a slim lad for his height so why don’t she feed him up the stupid bitch.
When is police cadet night? I will ask do they check the children in cadets gets fed a warm meal each day after school

bloody hell she chucks them of to breakfast club while she cooks her 3 sausage and bacon wraps then she cooks at 12 for her dinner then 4 for her tea. She always makes sure she eats well.

 

[Debas]

Anyone curious to know where she working that health well being place lol gone for another ad lol

This was my first thought what other actual 'skills' has this woman got apart from bad lying shit cooking and zero lip synching ? Falling asleep with cups on her back for someone who is suddenly right up her arse. That woman must be able to see she is full of shit and so can't honestly bring any worthwhile business her way ?

 

[c.tingz]

Title care of @zyxwvu

Recap care of us all

What does the Hale Package include?

Self diagnosis
Camel toes
Infected belly buttons
Dirty Bedding
Rinsing friends
Scaby scalp
Personal police protection

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Can't lip sync
Can't dance
Can't clean
Can't keep up with her lies
Can't keep friends
Can't stop eating crisps after dinner
Can't stop cooking pasta
Can’t go to a dentist
Can’t eat healthily
Can’t lie straight in bed
Can’t run a legitimate business
Can’t take criticism
Can’t keep off tattle
Can't sing
Can’t buy clothes in her true size
Can't finish a sentence without saying you know what I mean !
Can't stop saying mmmmmmmkkkkkk
Can't stop saying sooo
Can't start a sentence without saying ok
Can’t stop her music on repeat loop
Can’t stop begging
Can’t put her kids before herself
Can't sit on little Andy pandy, her camel toe would swallow him up
Can’t go shopping without doing a haul
Can’t spell the daughters name right
Can’t pack a suitcase once it’s like 3 times just like her portions of food
Can't admit she's a beggy twat!!
Can’t protect her kids from the sun
Can’t look after her kids
Can't brush her teeth
Can't wash her hair
Can barely fit into her shorts
Can't remember all of her medical conditions
Can’t make good content
Can't spell
Can't count

Fantastic title @zyxwvu it’s like a Harry Potter novel

great recap as per from @mumz