The ‘Pram shopping’ line has been used and she was careful to sneakily mention it was overwhelming so didn’t buy any. You could write this as a typical pregnant influencer rule book! step one: have to make sure the pram companies are aware you’re wanting a pram so add a story looking at prams. Step two: make sure they know you didn’t use your own (or your husbands because you do
duck all) money to buy one so they know to send you one ASAP. Next up will be ‘which cot should I get?’ Then say ‘lots of you asking for the recommendations so this is what you all said’ then make sure to tag the brands for their attention so you get it free.
Read it all like a book! Do they think everyone is unaware and thick