Happy new thread day!!
*Monday was all about the teeth
She managed to get herself an emergency appointment and needs a tooth out and root canal. LOL. I mean, bad times and I’m sorry she’s in pain, but the sugar and alcohol and beige food and possible smoking and general being a
twit should have a price to pay!
*A grid post - make up free selfie of her face with some chat about getting old and ageing. Not sure how she thinks she’s a shining example of looking after yourself as you head into your 40s!
*The mysterious Miss D reappeared on Tuesday; how busy can Babs be that she would need help?!?
*A reel about pockets on dresses. Christ, she’s at an all time low for ideas and content. Particularly as she wore dresses from years ago that you can’t even buy anymore!
Not sure how can she jump around for reels if she’s in so much tooth pain she can’t sleep?!?
*AD for Walls pastries (that went up at 9:30am, not even lunch time). Pretending to eat them with salad because she’s “fancy”. Cucumber and tomatoes are every day boring foods Babs, nothing fancy about them! Wooden PUS again, her being smug and doing her best CBeebies voice
*SO MANY close up and unattractive selfies, she’s seriously got issues. I know I’ve been saying it for ages but she just seems to get worse and worse for wanting to wind Tattle up. But since most people who see the photos probably don’t even know about Tattle, she’s just making herself look awful for no reason. Weird.
*Wednesday vlog about Eurovision - she doesn’t know the difference between England and the UK, she only watches it for Insta content, her sister wanted to see it all but Babs had to go to bed. What a
tit show! I hope next year her family refuse to go round there so they can enjoy it at home in peace, without having a camera shoved in their faces or without being kicked out when there are still two songs left to perform!
*Thursday was a sunny and mildly warm day so of course we had aggressive shots of her thinking about shaving her toes, getting a dress out and putting washing on the line. Obvs.
*Friday began with her informing us what she’s been looking at on the Internet over night. Pain means she’s awake and doing a “deep dive” (the new doom scrolling) into celebrities and their lives.
*We then had stories with a twist - not from the pit, not from the kitchen, but from the bathroom....yes she had wet hair and was naked. A new low. There is NOTHING important enough that comes out of her mouth that justifies needing to be online so badly that she can’t take five minutes to get dressed first. I’ll say it again for the people at the back - She. Needs. Help.
*A grid post about how she always wore black to be slimmer and now she doesn’t care and will wear loud colourful clothes like a “children’s TV presenter” - Hi Babs
Boring, boring and more boring these self indulgent “look what I’ve overcome” posts. You’ve had no real drama or trauma in your life Babs. Give it up!
*Very quiet on stories, although outed by a Babette on her comments who spotted her out at Alton Towers. Only when the day was over and she could be safe in the knowledge that hundreds of rabid followers wouldn’t turn up to see her could she post
Usual pics of kids, snacks (lots of sugar for someone recovering from dental treatment) and made up crap about compliments from strangers and being singled out in crowds. Snooooooze
*Saturday all very tired from being around so many people and so much noise and driving in the car for ages. Right, because you didn’t go to Drayton Manor at Easter and the massive Costco or Primark you’ve been to have been empty have they??
*Grid post with pics of her and the kids over the years at Alton Towers - they’re growing up, she’s sniffing them and crying. While ignoring them a large majority of their waking hours. You know how it goes by now!
*Daily boring drivel.
*Sunday stories from the pit, her and the kids went to her parents for a straight from the freezer beige Sunday lunch, PUS stayed home to sort the garden. Because that’s what families usually do, right?!? Then his parents were allowed over - as if they haven’t already been
*Reel with different dresses and skirts with advice on how to cope with your “juicy thighs” rubbing.
*No vlog because of the tooth pain and not being able to talk for long. Christ. On. A. Bike. She is so removed from the real world - how can she think she “werks” so hard when she can just blow off part of her job like that?!?
*Sunday night she was really exhausted from the excitement of talking so much and mixing with people. It’s all a bit crazy apparently.
This theme carried on into Monday morning - no day out because they’re going to London Tues so she needs a day at home because she’s going to be too exhausted from all the noise and socialising and effort.
Bollocks. Absolutely disgusting to use her platform to pretend she’s struggling when she’s been here, there and everywhere, when it was allowed and when it wasn’t! Plus no one has a gun to her head so if she doesn’t like going out, she can just stay in!
*Monday’s grid post was a thank you for all the wonderful comments about her sweating, not being able to do her denim jacket up, having hairy toes etc. So the usual. Mugs4mugs must be launching soon as she’s on one with the grid posts!
*It was a “homey” day, that still involved getting dressed up to go to some shops. Then back and drunk in the sunshine at lunchtime, watching the kids have fun from her corner.
*Tuesday was another reel about chub run shorts, a belt on a dress that doesn’t need one, sandals and deodorant under boobs for sweat. Repeat repeat repeat
And the sugary sweet voice she uses is
*Start of Pride month so she shared a page that supports and promotes the LGBTQ+ community. Reckons she will do it every day. How long can she last?!? Place your bets!
*Trip to London with kids and Nanny San. Yesterday she was claiming she had nothing planned or booked so was asking for ideas (didn’t share any though).
As discussed by Tattlers she mentioned meeting Alison Perry and going to the M&M shop. So predictable is our Babs!
And that was all she did. Took some Insta worthy photos around the South Bank, ate sugary snacks and got pissed with her mate on cocktails and Pimms. She might as well have left the kids at home with their nan rather than paying to drag them all the way with her.
*Of course she was very tired on Weds after her big adventure *cough*hungover*cough. Play dates for the rest of the week because at NO point must Babs be left with those kids on her own for more than a couple of hours.
*Vlog was a Home Bargains haul
*A “play date” (stop babying your kids!) but it was a fellow Insta wannabe, not the kid’s actual friends.
*Managed ANOTHER reel about chub rub shorts, a belt etc etc. Think this is her new way of doing OOTD. And it should stop immediately
*Hot in her pants on the bed
So in conclusion - she’s full of woe is me crap, she’s drunk, she’s a size 18 and she has no new ideas. #standard
