Happy to oblige with a recap!
*Saturday was cleaning (and sniffing a duster?!) in pyjamas, followed by an awful reel of her stroking herself while doing the BLOODY Maui rap from Moana. How. Many. Times?
*A small mention of the awful events in Palestine but with no clear understanding of what’s happening. Obvs. Just rehashing other influencers’ posts.
*Still churning out days and days of content about how often she washes her hair/using dry shampoo. She really has no clue how to look after herself properly or what products will actually help keep her hair/skin looking fresh (LOL. Does anything about Babs bring the word “fresh to mind?? No. No it does not!)
*Sunday all dressed up in a jumpsuit (size 18, FYI) with full make up on and boobs out to sit outside in the rain and have lunch. Made out to be a big deal so she wouldn’t have to cook, but PUS does that and they’ve had other meals out so Babnocchio at her best again.
*Long and boring vlog bragging about how much Disney merch and clothing she’s got to organise.
*Laminator love (taking a joke and going OTT with it. As per) and laminating things for the cruise. Which is a good couple of months away at least
But this is Babs so she’ll be laminating Halloween signs and Christmas lists before the month is out.
*Tooth ache. Oh how we have heard about the tooth ache. Every. Morning.
*Tuesday she was round to see The Reading Residence, with chocolate biscuits in hand. They’re a cure for toothache then I guess?? She’s also been to Starbucks, so really easing back into normal life slowly
*A grid post about someone telling her they liked her outfit - strange how she has so many run ins with kind people who have a lot to chat about, who always compliment her, and then she shares it so the Babettes can compliment her!
*Very tired and emosh and doing her best to still speak to her fans on Weds morning even though she was so scared about the dentist. Bless.
Distracted herself/upped her engagement numbers with a poll about films though, so she soldiers on despite her trauma. Didn’t tell us who won tho. Classic Babs.
*Vlog about the office/loft being decorated with no useful information but entertainment at least for the IC2000 to play I spy and see what
tit she has (IE tote bags that she’ll be peddling soon and all her important files on us trolls
)
*AD for Dolmio stir in sauce, loved by students the world over! It was so
tit it was entertaining, go and watch it if you haven’t - wooden PUS, treating the kids like babies, telling the world to “bung” the sauce on and add basil to be “fancy”. Not to mention continuity errors and awful acting
What a treat.
Altho it’s not really funny when you remember she gets paid a fair amount for rubbish like this, while other more useful people work much harder and don’t earn half as much. The world we live in is messed up!
*Thursday saw a new reel of adding belts to any outfits you don’t feel comfortable in. So yeah, body confident a-go-go. If you’re worried about your tummy, your boobs, looking frumpy etc then you aren’t confident now, are you?? There was a lot of boob grabbing and tummy wobbling and general grossness. I’m not sure exactly what has made her think she’s some kind of fashion guru or that she’s in a place to dish out advice, but she really needs to stop. Now.
*Someone in the house to visit Thursday evening - making out no one had visited yet (okaaaaaay) and she was so excited she could poo. Lovely.
*She was on antibiotics and still banging on about the tooth.
*More mundane day to day crap no one cares about. Including the Flora tub
*Friday night reel, some kind of strip tease, lots of touching herself and close ups of her feet and general grossness. Just put your pyjamas on without seeing it as a way to get praise, attention and fake love from your followers FFS. There definitely needs to be some kind of intervention, she’s lost the plot.
*Saturday AD - Erin taking centre stage (cringe, bless her) and all the family involved so Studio would give them dressing gowns. Mate, buy a dressing gown yourself and save your family some dignity
*Eurovision excitement, OTT with flags and sweets and banging on about having her mum in the house for the first time (and if you believe that, you believe anything). Kids were allowed to stay up! Madness. But all in bed by 10, mum and sis kicked out, Babs claiming it was because of the kids but she was clearly drunk and put to bed with eyeliner smudged round her face
Then she won’t bother watching the result, despite being such a HUGE fan. So weird. Just an excuse for bunting and sweets I guess.
*Sunday, as predicted by Tattle, was the shock that the kids were still asleep at 8am. Because every time they stay up for something, she’s shocked the next day when they sleep later.
twit.
*Lots of Disney posts on the Bibidibobbidibull page, she’s postponed her DLP trip and WDW is next year now. LOL.
*Boring vlog, including a Hello Fresh AD. She’s just taking the piss now with what she’ll advertise, we know no fresh cooking goes on in their house.
*Grid post about PUS putting up with her “love” of Eurovision and going to new supermarkets for date day.....well it has been at least a week since she’s pulled him out for engagement, and she seems to have this constant need to prove how much he ADORES her. No one cares, if you’re happily married that should be enough for you without needing strangers to admire you for it. But then would brands let her do (crappy) ADs without good engagement numbers, and what gets better numbers than her woe is me/how lucky am I posts?!? Babs clearly can’t think of any content that would! Oh, apart from polls when she can be arsed and this new “realistic” obsession she has with reels, but that will soon stop when she can’t be bothered or runs out of ideas.
*Monday morning saw more face rubbing from the pit as she moaned about her teeth some more.
And so here we begin a new thread, where you will find more original content, jokes, comments and pictures than you will ever find on Emma’s Instagram. She is certainly the kweeeeeen of repeating dull content, I’ll give her that! Oh and she’s still a size 18
also says by 50 she will rule the world!! Dream on Gollum
. You are a muppet- hope that helps!
