I enjoyed doing my recap last time so this week I have been keeping notes on my phone as we go! Gave me a little project each evening to pass the time
So hereâs what we went through with Babs last thread......
Lies seem to be the theme of Babsâs content and no one really knows why she bothers because she just makes herself look like an idiot, not the intelligent woman she claims to be!
Still seems surprised that you have to unpack boxes when you move, and is too lazy to bother so theyâre just there in the background of every photo and video.
Being at the âemergencyâ hotel vlog showed how impatient she is with the kids, gritted teeth asking âmunchkinâ to be quiet then blatantly turns off the camera and comes back looking like sheâs just lost her
tit.
There was a story on Half Term working life that made most people rage.....she was sending an e mail, from bed, at 6am, which is something many, many working parents do when kids are at home
Not to mention she doesnât leave the house, probably has very few set times she has to do her work so can fit it in around the kids if she wants to and itâs not actually even work, most of it is pissing about on the internet.
Lots of close ups of her pulling ugly faces, no one is quite sure what they achieve.
Went and looked at the plant she âlovesâ at the Botanical Gardens again. May or may not have involved her parents.
Told more stories of being âdumpedâ in her teens/20s. Again, no one is sure why or what sheâs hoping to achieve except a cry for help maybe as only someone whoâs unhappy in their current life would harp on about the past so much.
Retold the massive pumpkins in vases story that comes out every year. It wasnât funny the first time and it isnât funny now.
Advert for Ocado with her amazing invention of putting cheese and beans on a jacket potato. Genius. It looked like crap, she clearly made it as quickly as possible. And she felt the need to explain that sheâd made it at her old house but as her job is âweirdâ it couldnât be shared until after the move. Not sure who she thinks doesnât understand that, Iâm sure the majority of people who use Instagram realise that adverts arenât live.
House vlog went live, has left most people confused as to why they moved. They have less space and no storage for all their tat. Triple threat got the biggest room, poor Ethan has no space and nobody knows where PUS is going to sleep. Babs canât make it to the top of the house without being out of breath, and all of the plans they have seem to make no sense and donât make the most of the space they have.
They had a skip which seemed weird as they havenât ripped carpets up or torn down walls. Seems they used it to get rid of tat they brought with them from their old house, rather than sorting it before they moved. Basically seems Babs just canât do anything right and that she keeps buying to make herself happy, but canât quite fill that hole inside her. A house she can fill. But not her life.
There was a celebration about WiFi being installed and some people felt it was a bit insensitive. Babs did her usual trick of replying that she canât win whatever she does because someone will always be unhappy with her, then all the comments got deleted.
Sheâd mentioned a trip to the cinema but no evidence they went, seems once wifi was on they decided it was Minecraft for the kids and
tit reality tv for Babs.
DLP announced itâs closing, Babs mentioned it the next day after Tattle called her out on it. Not that she reads Tattle of course!
Her and her sister (who is in their bubble. Not sure sheâs mentioned that sheâs in a bubble with her sister. But she is. In her bubble) took the kids to a Van Gogh exhibit which just seemed crazy as she had to get dressed and get off the sofa! Total shocker.
She also did a grid post of how much she loves Erin. Because of course she would
There was a Friday night treat in the form of a tight, unflattering and probably smelly Ghostbusters outfit which Babs modelled while moving around to music (calling it dancing would be a stretch!), waving a Dyson and pushing poor Ethan around while he had a sheet over his head. It was special.
There was also chat about a âsaucyâ outfit that Erin had chosen for her.......because a grown woman needs two costumes, needs to let their child choose clothes for the and doesnât seem to think itâs odd to blame said child for an inappropriate choice. Good work Babs!
Halloween posts were a table of Poundland tat for their at home party, the kids dressed as Sally and Jack from The Nightmare before Christmas, Babs in her so called âsaucyâ outfit, some close ups of her face, obvs, and a family shot of them all watching the new Witches.
The kids did look good in their costumes to be fair but again Erin got an individual photo and Ethan didnât
Babs actually surprised us with the saucy outfit looking nice, she pulled it off well. Not sure we needed to be told âlock up your menâ. She just always pushes it a bit too far! Such as moaning about how much it cost to watch the Witches when itâs cheaper than a cinema trip and we all know a crappy Ocado ad will more than cover it!
One small story about the new lockdown restrictions - sheâs sorry if youâre feeling crap but sheâs here for laughs and smiles. Swear she copies and pastes that whenever Boris makes an announcement that threatens millions of peopleâs jobs, mental health, finances, health.....itâs all ok, she wonât discuss serious things but sheâs happy to gurn, pretend to invent words and move to music with no rhythm or timing! Phew.
1st Nov saw a reel of changing from a Halloween outfit to a Christmas jumper featuring poor Gary Barlow, who will definitely need a restraining order and to join Tattle and be supported if he ever finds out how much Babs goes on about him. Sheâll be bored of talking about Christmas by Nov 12th, or whenever her bloody festive mugs come out and sheâs plugged them for all sheâs worth, if the Fall and Halloween fuss is anything to go by....
There was a fabricated story about PUS putting curtains up in the wrong room that no one believes happened because you just wouldnât let your other half put them up alone, youâd lend a hand, and/or you would discuss beforehand where they were going.
Pic of pyjamas and alcohol at 5pm followed by a depressing looking roast. She went even further down in my estimation by declaring she doesnât like gravy.
twit.
Wow! Longer than I thought it was