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Gosh #yougogirl #weknowhowtoparty
And my oh my, a hat trick of thread titles!
I may just do a Carrie Bradshaw style jig around my home town to celebrate and stuff myself full of cocks #bitrude
i already said it, but my prediction for πͺ's dream day in NY will begin with a huge plate of sausages - a photo of him posing with a gormless expression - preceeded by a "guess how many sausages Steve ate?" poll. he will then be dragged around NY to visit all the Irish pubs and bars, so babs can get a photo of him looking like an emotionless cardboard cut-out at every location, with a reminder that πͺ is Irish and *shock, horror* does not like Guinness. ultimately, it will be the perfect day for babs, because dragging him around the city on an Irish pub tour means she can "accidentally" visit a multitude of shops and spend the day buying tat. 
I absolutely love this thread title.
I think its my favourite so far on so many levels
I think its my favourite so far on so many levels
Guys Iβm starting a JustGiving for these severely brainwashed women, please give generously.8700 people have liked her SATC post. Just to clarify that means thereβs 8700 people out there in the world who find that entertaining. What am I not getting?!?!? I worry these people are allowed out there and potentially allowed to breed
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they are so deluded, they seriously need help! i have never even watched SATC, yet even i am aware that babs did a tit job. she looks like an utter twit. as if anyone could possibly mistake the grellow one for SJP, especially wearing a too-small leather jacket which is almost tearing at the seams.
and whilst i absolutely love the new thread tattle, we seemingly overlooked literary genius babs slyly suggesting one all by herself...! "sex and the bab" - although "NO sex and the bab" would be far mroe accurate! nice try babs - obvs been catching up here
- but your suggestion has absolutely nothing on the IC @Missymoo92 !! awks. 
I can imagine this being advertised on TV, like some of those charity donation adverts
for example -*Serious voice over*
"Can you spare Β£2 a month to help these unfortunate women?"
*Clips showing deluded Babette's comments*
"These women have been infected by a dangerous condition.. Babitis.. this can cause them to not think straight, to be brain washed into thinking Emma Conway is a saint. That Sarah Jessica Parker will want to befriend Emma Conway and they will stop at nothing to encourage her to stalk celebrities such as SJP.. these delusions are taking over them.. an epidemic of its own kind..."
*More comments shown on screen*
"Just Β£2 a month will assist one Babette to attend weekly therapy with a qualified therapist - not from a Groupon website. Such therapy is essential to cure these women of their Babitis... PLEASE donate what you can today. Help rid us of this terrible disease. Together we can stop this. Thank you ".
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She's such a tit, she's missing a trick.. the key is with making a parody title of something is to have a word that rhymes or at least sounds similar, or fits with the titlethey are so deluded, they seriously need help! i have never even watched SATC, yet even i am aware that babs did a tit job. she looks like an utter twit. as if anyone could possibly mistake the grellow one for SJP, especially wearing a too-small leather jacket which is almost tearing at the seams.
and whilst i absolutely love the new thread tattle, we seemingly overlooked literary genius babs slyly suggesting one all by herself...! "sex and the bab" - although "NO sex and the bab" would be far mroe accurate! nice try babs - obvs been catching up here
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For example -
"No sex and the titties"
"No Sex and the crappy (content)"
"No sex and the unfitty"
"No sex and the sitty (on the couch)"
Just some ideas Emma for when you catch up here
though I would have thought the best selling author - ahem! - would know that!
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No Sex and the Monstrosity!I can imagine this being advertised on TV, like some of those charity donation adverts
*Serious voice over*
"Can you spare Β£2 a month to help these unfortunate women?"
*Clips showing deluded Babette's comments*
"These women have been infected by a dangerous condition.. Babitis.. this can cause them to not think straight, to be brain washed into thinking Emma Conway is a saint. That Sarah Jessica Parker will want to befriend Emma Conway and they will stop at nothing to encourage her to stalk celebrities such as SJP.. these delusions are taking over them.. an epidemic of its own kind..."
*More comments shown on screen*
"Just Β£2 a month will assist one Babette to attend weekly therapy with a qualified therapist - not from a Groupon website. Such therapy is essential to cure these women of their Babitis... PLEASE donate what you can today. Help rid us of this terrible disease. Together we can stop this. Thank you ".
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She's such a tit, she's missing a trick.. the key is with making a parody title of something is to have a word that rhymes or at least sounds similar, or fits with the title
For example -
"No sex and the titties"
"No Sex and the crappy (content)"
"No sex and the unfitty"
"No sex and the sitty (on the couch)"
Just some ideas Emma for when you catch up here
No sex just huge egoity
No sex in Birmingham city
No sex, just narcissisticity.
*wait, did i just INVENT the word "narcissisticity"?!
*wait, did i just INVENT the word "narcissisticity"?!
No sex, complete hypocrisyNo sex, just narcissisticity.
*wait, did i just INVENT the word "narcissisticity"?!
Hope you're taking note Babs
No sex just Instagram mediocrity
No sex or dignity
It's hard to guess what Ste's day will be, on account of the fact that he seems to have the personality of Weetabix.
I'd secretly hoped the no posts was a gift from the gods and her phone stolen, no, she's awake commenting on posts.
Maybe πͺdoesn't want his day plastered all over IG and he put his foot down? Can't wait for her to take us with her for her day today, saved thebest most expensive for last
Maybe πͺdoesn't want his day plastered all over IG and he put his foot down? Can't wait for her to take us with her for her day today, saved the
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