wow. so that's TWO posts on her grid, and EIGHTEEN stories well before noon! i think it's safe to say she was going stir-crazy during her self-imposed break from the gram! these include; a give-me-sympathy reference to her mental health being affected by online bullying - still desperately trying to use the current bullying scandal to her advantage - which, as a result, rendered her and mickey incapable of celebrating their decade of marriage last year as the result of this bullying left her tucked up in bed with a "broken body"; the dramatic af final to her christmas dinner poll which has, unsurprisingly, left her SHOOKETH; a brief reference to her followers' outpouring of support in relation to lucy and anna but essentially i'm-bored-of-that-already-so-here's-a picture-of-barlow-and-let's-all-move-on-like-i've-forced-my-children-to-do; the standard naked "before" photo; an #ootd in her #gifted matalan dress AND the explanation that after a whole entire day dedicated to w̶a̶t̶c̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ t̶e̶e̶n̶ ̶m̶o̶m̶ "focusing on the fam" - basically taking a day for herself, as the two members of her family who actually needed her comfort and support presumably spent most of the day at school - her obviously still-grieving children have been dumped on the grandparents for the entire weekend, so that babs can go out, forget about the sick dog she's supposedly so worried about and consoling her upset children, and enjoy herself watching a super expensive musical with mickey, which i assume she did actually paid for due to the price reference - although this was probs a sly public dig at the theatre and/or theatre company who refused to #gift her tickets after a years' worth of begging.
based on that 5am post, it's safe to say babs was RABID at the fact that she could post again. probably even set an alarm for poor mickey to compliment that early wake up bellow that undoubtedly has him running for the kitchen, demanding her morning cuppa in that specific mug she uses on the days she ditches her kids when they need her most to go enjoy a musical. i'm assuming he used the wrong mug though, hence the lack of a "here's me with my early morning cuppa in yet another never-seen-before mug" story. bet babs was FUMING. the fact that she KNEW she had a whole children-free weekend away planned with mickey, knowing she would be able to post endlessly on the gram with her on-hand photographer at her beck and call - chore #65487 for poor mickey - makes that whole twenty-four hour insta-break seem even more disingenuous. in reality, it probably involved her watching back-to-back episodes of the kardashians, and filming a "come pack with me" vlog - her packing for her weekend away, whilst also packing the kids off to her parents. tbh, it's probs in their best interest - i imagine they'll receive far more love, support and comfort regarding the loss of their beloved pet from nannysan.
meanwhile, babs is already on the booze, showing how little she really cares about lucy dog, anna or her broken-hearted kids. and those selfies of babs and mickey on her grid - he really doesn't look comfortable. it's probably almost a shock to him, being allowed to be in front of the camera in a photo which doesn't involve babs making fun of him or publicly humiliating him in some way, to the point that his expression is more of bewilderment than a smile. he always looks so downtrodden, poor guy. guaranteed he does not want to see this musical, or ditch his grieving kids. but babs is over that now, so mickey and the kids need to just move on and get over it too. despite recieving an outpouring of love and support at the loss of erin's pet, her focus now is all about staying topical, and seeking sympathy for the events of last year, and how online bullying - she's really seen an opportunity there with the whole MOD scandal - not only made her miss her ten year wedding anniversary celebrations, but physically broke her body so severely to the point she supposedly has absolutely no memory of christmas - despite vlogs and posts which seem to prove otherwise. but it's all about the followers, the sympathy, the fans, the support. she's had a day to plan this angle, and she's gonna milk it for all it's worth. or should i say gin it....
based on that 5am post, it's safe to say babs was RABID at the fact that she could post again. probably even set an alarm for poor mickey to compliment that early wake up bellow that undoubtedly has him running for the kitchen, demanding her morning cuppa in that specific mug she uses on the days she ditches her kids when they need her most to go enjoy a musical. i'm assuming he used the wrong mug though, hence the lack of a "here's me with my early morning cuppa in yet another never-seen-before mug" story. bet babs was FUMING. the fact that she KNEW she had a whole children-free weekend away planned with mickey, knowing she would be able to post endlessly on the gram with her on-hand photographer at her beck and call - chore #65487 for poor mickey - makes that whole twenty-four hour insta-break seem even more disingenuous. in reality, it probably involved her watching back-to-back episodes of the kardashians, and filming a "come pack with me" vlog - her packing for her weekend away, whilst also packing the kids off to her parents. tbh, it's probs in their best interest - i imagine they'll receive far more love, support and comfort regarding the loss of their beloved pet from nannysan.
meanwhile, babs is already on the booze, showing how little she really cares about lucy dog, anna or her broken-hearted kids. and those selfies of babs and mickey on her grid - he really doesn't look comfortable. it's probably almost a shock to him, being allowed to be in front of the camera in a photo which doesn't involve babs making fun of him or publicly humiliating him in some way, to the point that his expression is more of bewilderment than a smile. he always looks so downtrodden, poor guy. guaranteed he does not want to see this musical, or ditch his grieving kids. but babs is over that now, so mickey and the kids need to just move on and get over it too. despite recieving an outpouring of love and support at the loss of erin's pet, her focus now is all about staying topical, and seeking sympathy for the events of last year, and how online bullying - she's really seen an opportunity there with the whole MOD scandal - not only made her miss her ten year wedding anniversary celebrations, but physically broke her body so severely to the point she supposedly has absolutely no memory of christmas - despite vlogs and posts which seem to prove otherwise. but it's all about the followers, the sympathy, the fans, the support. she's had a day to plan this angle, and she's gonna milk it for all it's worth. or should i say gin it....
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Although they’ve probably got twin beds!
