Babs Tribute...
It had to be done...
"We don't talk about Bab no"
Parody of "we don't talk about Bruno" from Encanto - if you don't have young children and aren't familiar with the song style I recommend YouTubing this first
We don't talk about Bab no no no
We don't talk about Bab noooo
But,
It was the babbath day
Ste was getting ready, for another long ride on his bike
(More like a dive with his bike)
Baboon stomps in, with a cock in a tin
(Munter!)
She's a complete bore though am I right?!
Baboon says it may well rain
(Why did she tell him?)
In doing so she makes Ste stay
(Baboon controlling her fella)
Can't cope with her kids all day
Just like everyday but anyway
We don't about Bab no no no
We don't talk about Bab noooo
Hey!
Uni group zoom had her stuttering and stumbling
I could almost hear Babs muttering and mumbling
Cowbags hacked the zoom because they know that they can
Ssh, ssh, ssh
Her lies are revealed and the Babette's are crumbling
Mark, Geoff and Kenneths questions had Babs fumbling
Grabbling with comments she couldn't understand
Do you understand?
7 stone gain
Such a "cracking rack"
The sugars to blame
For her teeth turning black
Yeah of carbs she dreams
And feasts on ice cream
Heyyy
We don't talk about Bab no no no
We don't talk about Bab no...
She wished naz the hamster would die, the next day - dead! (No, no!)
She said she would flash her gunt and just like she said! (No, no!)
She said that she would dye her hair, now look at her head!
Her face is grey and her stories laid in bed!
She told me she's a size 18, thats a promise and no way a lie
She told me that that her gunt hasn't grown like the grapes that thrive on the vine
(Ste get the ladder as we speak)
She told me that the man of her dreams, is just out of reach, another ex lover
It's like I hear her - BS
I want not a sound now baboon!
Yeah baboon though,
About baboon
The Babette's need to know about Bab though
Give them the truth and the whole Bab though!
"Emma Conway your boyfriend's here!" Louis Theroux....
But
It was the babbath day.. etc (repeat as they do in that film)
That was fucking hard to write
and a close up of her fat white knees, and I realise she'll never change! She just couldn't do it could she!? She just could not post slightly helpful useful Disney content and be done with it could she. She's still deluded, ugly, attention seeking and in need of a wash!! Even when she's on another continent with endless magical content at her finger tips, she's still utter shit!
