Brogan Tate #81 Content is slack, diet is cack, leggings feel like lurpak
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If she gets engaged then I will lose what little respect I had for Ben. Please god no.
I think she's already got the ring picked out and sized and everything. Benji just has to pull the trigger.
As for HelloFresh, I can see where it's great for people who are busy or who don't generally enjoy cooking. But as someone on my own, I've looked at the price and I can do my shop much cheaper or if I'm doing a bunch of batch stuff for the same price. Since she's on her own through the week, that's what she should be doing, making a batch of chili, spaghetti sauce, etc. and freezing them in containers so she can take out a container on a Monday and it's enough for her supper Monday and Tuesday, etc.
As for HelloFresh, I can see where it's great for people who are busy or who don't generally enjoy cooking. But as someone on my own, I've looked at the price and I can do my shop much cheaper or if I'm doing a bunch of batch stuff for the same price. Since she's on her own through the week, that's what she should be doing, making a batch of chili, spaghetti sauce, etc. and freezing them in containers so she can take out a container on a Monday and it's enough for her supper Monday and Tuesday, etc.
I just can’t wait for his triple chin camera face because you just know she’ll have forced him to film picking up the ring (also lol if it doesn’t fit) because she can’t blame the washing machine this time
You can't get hello fresh for 1 person, it's 2 person minimum and with the 2 person plan the minimum meals you can get is 3... no way is she cooking 6 meals a week when she is on her own!
I love it, it's great for me and my other half who works later etc and even weeks on my own it's basically a full week of tea
I love it, it's great for me and my other half who works later etc and even weeks on my own it's basically a full week of tea
Thank you for the new thread @disneys 
Very very much looking forward to a @Mable912 recap
Also very happy that this thread will be the Christmas/cotswolds one. On the one hand, I think it would be INSANE if benji proposed but on the other, I’d love to see how ridiculously staged it all is! They’re definitely going to be woozy with all that booze they’re carting up there
Very very much looking forward to a @Mable912 recap
Also very happy that this thread will be the Christmas/cotswolds one. On the one hand, I think it would be INSANE if benji proposed but on the other, I’d love to see how ridiculously staged it all is! They’re definitely going to be woozy with all that booze they’re carting up there
Perhaps that’s her plan to get him as drunk as possible so he thinks an engagement is a good idea.
I have noticed she’s gone a bit quiet in relation to hoping for an engagement soon so she’s either realised she was embarrassing herself for coming across extremely desperate or she’s desperately hoping for an engagement this Christmas and doesn’t want to scare Benji off of it by constantly banging on about it publicly right before it 
Do we think if there is no proposal benjis headphones will suddenly break
If restrictions come in that means she can’t go to the Cotswolds and it stops her Instagram proposal she will be fewwwwwmingg
Any normal person would cancel their trip with how fast the cases are rising
Benji will propose on Christmas eve with Brogan in her crocs, mickey jumper she didn't size up in and then they will pop open a bottle of Asti m'luvs with Bonnie watching on in disbelief
I'm finally able to watch the vlog. Ugh. I feel for this girl. She's so deluded.
Dear god that vlog was a bleeping early Christmas gift…..like a really tit selection box full of chomps, but duck it you eat them anyway.
first up can we take a moment to acknowledge the passing of the most self indulgent load of bull crap that was that brogan and bianca “podcast”
your two dedicated listeners will miss you gals!!!
Brogan has a BUSY day ahead,
so we all know this will be fuelled by cwas-sants and cookies, skinny cookies, maybe a bagel or three, chicken Mayo, with extra Mayo, and cheese, and an extra bagel, with a nod to healthy eating in the form of a Vanilla muller light or something not chocolate, a healthier one 
She leaves her bedrhhhum forthe gym, nope error breakfast,
and talks about going for a swim after her PT session,
clearly confusing the swimming pool for a bath. You should *really* be going there because you’re sweaty
Her morning starts in the car at…..
10am.
Ten o’clock. TEN bleeping AM O’CLOCK!!
And she hits the gym…
excited for lunch, and a hair wash/using the straighteners!
we have some deep car chats,
very insightful chats, brogan doesn’t worry about her weight anymore, she’s not obsessed with the scales anymore, I’m trying to remember when she was obsessed with the scales but, nope, can’t.
she’s now more comfortable in her own skin and happier and more content than ever…..
probably because cheese strings are on 33% extra free, but I digress.
she’s giving us a rundown on how she’s grown as a person in the last year, no comment.
she’s finishing more things???
I can only think she might mean dominoes takeaways or something.
Something about letting go of grudges or hurt or…. I zoned out… but hold the duck up,
Will daddy be doing a “daddy does my ASOS haul” soon or? do we still hate him for cock-blocking tinder Paul?
Approx 85 minutes about the “baby’s” food delivery.
She’s now got a standing order for food, bonnie loves her food, she also likes bonieo’s, evening picnics in lush Meadows, going to the cinema alone with a 3 in 1 from the Chinese, mini cheddars, David Lloyd’s cafe, sleeping in until 11am, iced gems and mini hobnobs dipped in cream cheese, that was a long hour.
Think it was about bonnie, might have been about brogan, or Benji, interchangeabe.
but then, but THEN…… we’re gifted the food haul.
Jesus bleeping Christ, Jesus bleeping newborn Christ lying in the actual manger in a sugar coma,
that is one bleeping “basics” top up….
No offence to anyone, it’s slightly harsh, definitely offensive but it’s like the shopping list of a very unwell, very desperate to fill a void quickly… bulimic or high person with the munchies,
Who can purchase this amount of tit without getting the shakes at the till from a sugar rush??????
why does anyone need this many SNACKS!!
I rewound and watched it twice it’s like bleeping porn.
I genuinely can’t remember what happened next, she had a wild passion filled evening with Disney Lego or something, feverish throws of passion in her Mickey ears, begged for more free holidays, mentioned Christmas vlogs, skiing in the cotswalds, obviously “b is my nickname” will be skiiing,
Or it the freezer isle.
a Disneyworld mention to keep the Disney fans happy,
ermm, bed time she’s…. wearing long sleeve pj’s
that was a long 3 hours…. It was really missing the prat in a baseball hat in the background,
bouncing around looking for camera time as brogan talks at him like she’s placating a toddler who wants a cookie. BROGAN DOES NOT SHARE SCREENTIME OR COOKIES!!!
So this wasn’t a recap, but that vlog deserved a detailed comment
first up can we take a moment to acknowledge the passing of the most self indulgent load of bull crap that was that brogan and bianca “podcast”
your two dedicated listeners will miss you gals!!!
Brogan has a BUSY day ahead,
so we all know this will be fuelled by cwas-sants and cookies, skinny cookies, maybe a bagel or three, chicken Mayo, with extra Mayo, and cheese, and an extra bagel, with a nod to healthy eating in the form of a Vanilla muller light or something
not chocolate, a healthier one She leaves her bedrhhhum for
and talks about going for a swim after her PT session,
clearly confusing the swimming pool for a bath. You should *really* be going there because you’re sweaty
Her morning starts in the car at…..
10am.
Ten o’clock. TEN bleeping AM O’CLOCK!!
And she hits the gym…
excited for lunch, and a hair wash/using the straighteners!
we have some deep car chats,
very insightful chats, brogan doesn’t worry about her weight anymore, she’s not obsessed with the scales anymore, I’m trying to remember when she was obsessed with the scales but, nope, can’t.
she’s now more comfortable in her own skin and happier and more content than ever…..
probably because cheese strings are on 33% extra free, but I digress.she’s giving us a rundown on how she’s grown as a person in the last year, no comment.
she’s finishing more things???
I can only think she might mean dominoes takeaways or something.
Something about letting go of grudges or hurt or…. I zoned out… but hold the duck up,
Will daddy be doing a “daddy does my ASOS haul” soon or?
do we still hate him for cock-blocking tinder Paul?Approx 85 minutes about the “baby’s” food delivery.
She’s now got a standing order for food, bonnie loves her food, she also likes bonieo’s, evening picnics in lush Meadows, going to the cinema alone with a 3 in 1 from the Chinese, mini cheddars, David Lloyd’s cafe, sleeping in until 11am, iced gems and mini hobnobs dipped in cream cheese, that was a long hour.
Think it was about bonnie, might have been about brogan, or Benji, interchangeabe.
but then, but THEN…… we’re gifted the food haul.
Jesus bleeping Christ, Jesus bleeping newborn Christ lying in the actual manger in a sugar coma,
that is one bleeping “basics” top up….
No offence to anyone, it’s slightly harsh, definitely offensive but it’s like the shopping list of a very unwell, very desperate to fill a void quickly… bulimic or high person with the munchies,
Who can purchase this amount of tit without getting the shakes at the till from a sugar rush??????
why does anyone need this many SNACKS!!
I rewound and watched it twice it’s like bleeping porn.
I genuinely can’t remember what happened next, she had a wild passion filled evening with Disney Lego or something, feverish throws of passion in her Mickey ears, begged for more free holidays, mentioned Christmas vlogs, skiing in the cotswalds, obviously “b is my nickname” will be skiiing,
Or it the freezer isle.
a Disneyworld mention to keep the Disney fans happy,
ermm, bed time she’s…. wearing long sleeve pj’s
that was a long 3 hours…. It was really missing the prat in a baseball hat in the background,
bouncing around looking for camera time as brogan talks at him like she’s placating a toddler who wants a cookie. BROGAN DOES NOT SHARE SCREENTIME OR COOKIES!!!
So this wasn’t a recap, but that vlog deserved a detailed comment
he’s such a beg he probably payed her for being his “friend” out of his disability allowance, like Adam pays for him because nobody can stand being around Adam for long.
Why thank you very much, im honoured! I can’t do one til tomorrow afternoon though, so if someone wants to do the honours, please take over from me!!! Are you up for it @disneys?Thank you for the new thread @disneys
Very very much looking forward to a @Mable912 recap
Also very happy that this thread will be the Christmas/cotswolds one. On the one hand, I think it would be INSANE if benji proposed but on the other, I’d love to see how ridiculously staged it all is! They’re definitely going to be woozy with all that booze they’re carting up there
Doesn’t look like it
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I don't know how people can enjoy her videos. It's all me me me, oh look how great ive been this year, well done me, so proud of myself, treat yourself to a me day instead of a work day but make it your full time job
Also I really really really hope that Benji doesn't propose for at least a few more years just to piss her off and then also proposes in a way that isn't how she wants/not suitable for the gram or a vlog
Also I really really really hope that Benji doesn't propose for at least a few more years just to piss her off and then also proposes in a way that isn't how she wants/not suitable for the gram or a vlog
That vlog... There's something to be said for a 27 year old sat herself in a mickey mouse jumper building the Disney castle out of lego.
No hate to Disney (Huge fan, always have been and always will be) but bloody hell TRAGIC doesn't even cover it.
It's not even what she's doing it's just how empty and sad her life is, she's so bleeping proud of herself for taking 3hours to build a bit of lego. Is that the only thing going on in her life?? Like yeah go buy a duck ton of drink and a comatosing amount of biscuits but at the end of it all where's her pals or even her mum ringing her up for some company?
We all know she's a total witch hence the lack of friends or even interaction from her family but she must see what we see? Yet she keeps on with the "I'm the happiest ive ever been" shite. She's not, I honestly think it's beginning to sink into her how she has nobody and nothing in life yet her staggering ignorance mean's she'll never acknowledge it, she'll simply keep on pretending.
Girl's got some serious issues.
No hate to Disney (Huge fan, always have been and always will be) but bloody hell TRAGIC doesn't even cover it.
It's not even what she's doing it's just how empty and sad her life is, she's so bleeping proud of herself for taking 3hours to build a bit of lego. Is that the only thing going on in her life?? Like yeah go buy a duck ton of drink and a comatosing amount of biscuits but at the end of it all where's her pals or even her mum ringing her up for some company?
We all know she's a total witch hence the lack of friends or even interaction from her family but she must see what we see? Yet she keeps on with the "I'm the happiest ive ever been" shite. She's not, I honestly think it's beginning to sink into her how she has nobody and nothing in life yet her staggering ignorance mean's she'll never acknowledge it, she'll simply keep on pretending.
Girl's got some serious issues.
this was her last vlog of the year as well let’s not forget, let’s face it, her YouTube channel is hanging on by a thread even more than the waistband on her lurpak leggings
Boges, I’m pretty the gym isn’t supposed to be treated as a restaurant/ cafe .
what a scene it will be for bogie and Benj on Christmas Day.
*Both wake up hungover*
Bog: Merry Christmas Benjjjjj before we have our 3 course breakfast let’s get some selfies for the gram.
Benj: *removes headphones* Did you say something Bub ?
Boges, I’m pretty the gym isn’t supposed to be treated as a restaurant/ cafe .
what a scene it will be for bogie and Benj on Christmas Day.
*Both wake up hungover*
Bog: Merry Christmas Benjjjjj before we have our 3 course breakfast let’s get some selfies for the gram.
Benj: *removes headphones* Did you say something Bub ?
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