also that coat does her no favours
She needs to do a giveaway!RE CAP!
Well, it was a busy last thread given that Brogan went on her first InteRNatIOnAl trip for nearly 2 years? CAN YOU BELIEVE IT GUYZ
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Yes Brogan, we can believe it, given we’ve had a global pandemic on over the last 20 months you absolute twonk
What did Brogan do when she got to Palma you may ask? Well, she did a lot of plodding about, revisiting places she’d already been on a previous trip and calling it “deja-vu” - clearly another concept that’s meaning she doesn’t understand. Within about 8 minutes of arriving she’d already bought a poo brown Disney jumper she didn’t need, and a white zip up fleece that she already has at home from M&S. But it’s okay guys, she’s a sustainable influencer because she promotes Wild deodorant every few months!
Brogan also spent the day soaking up some typical, Spanish historical sights such as Sephora, and had a classic Spanish BLT sandwich at a cafe with an iced coffee. Brogan helpfully mansplained once again that an iced coffee is “cold”, really glad she’s on hand to educate us with each and every vlog.
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(A wild Borgs showing off her purchases, including her new jumper)
Luckily, Brogan had a Sherpa on hand to carry her 100kg luggage up to her flat for her, following which she proceeded to essentially move into said flat. There were a few key items missing though, what were they, you ask? Well, copious amounts of Pepsi Max of course! Along with some Cheetos, Cocopops AND, most offensively at all, a LARGE bottle of caramel vodka which she intended on mixing with her Pepsi max
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(Actual footage of the owner taking Brogans luggage up the stairs)
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(Brogan foraging for the fridge so she can hide all her snacks. That’s the dishwasher babes)
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(Cheetosssss)
Brogan could have spent the night socialising with her new future TRAVERSE FWENDS, but decided on an early night alone after demolishing four Tacos by herself in a restaurant. You do you m’loves
Brogan was ever the fashion icon, sporting raincoats, maxi skirts, trainers, and a mask on a chain most of the time. She would have been better off heading to Milan, the fashion capital of the world, where her fashion would have been better appreciated
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We are still awaiting the rest of the vlogs, but judging by Brogans socials, she spent the remaining time in Palma shoving 6 courses of food into her gob each day with copious amounts of wine, and manically trying to make friends, including some poor bugger called Hollie who is her “new bestie.” Brogan cried like a lunatic she left her new bestie, not strange behaviour at all.
In other news, the Online:Offline podcast is now officially OFFLINE permanently after a very awkward final episode in which Binky basically tried to give therapy to Brogan, saying how proud she is of her, sorry, proud of what exactly!? Tattlers think there has been a bit of a rift between these two lately, the dropping of the podcast seemed to be mainly Binky’s decision! But it’s just as well because our Brogs is sew sew overwhelmed by putting the bins out and buying cards for future peoples birthdays and reading Tattle.
Brogan also employed some Year 9’s who needed work experience for their NVQ Level 1 in Media Studies to put together an ad for her for Fragrance Direct, featuring Benji. How kind of you, Brogan!
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(Wow! Hugo Boss for me to mask your crusty stench! Thanks Bub)
Last but not least, we are absolutely thrilled to wake up each day and discover what Brogan has received in her 3 luxury advent calendars totalling over £400. Highlight of my day and really spreads the Christmas cheer to everyone, long may it continue throughout the rest of December!
Epic recap!!RE CAP!
Well, it was a busy last thread given that Brogan went on her first InteRNatIOnAl trip for nearly 2 years? CAN YOU BELIEVE IT GUYZ
View attachment 903197
Yes Brogan, we can believe it, given we’ve had a global pandemic on over the last 20 months you absolute twonk
What did Brogan do when she got to Palma you may ask? Well, she did a lot of plodding about, revisiting places she’d already been on a previous trip and calling it “deja-vu” - clearly another concept that’s meaning she doesn’t understand. Within about 8 minutes of arriving she’d already bought a poo brown Disney jumper she didn’t need, and a white zip up fleece that she already has at home from M&S. But it’s okay guys, she’s a sustainable influencer because she promotes Wild deodorant every few months!
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(Actual reaction of Greta Thunberg to Brogans Vlog)
Brogan also spent the day soaking up some typical, Spanish historical sights such as Sephora, and had a classic Spanish BLT sandwich at a cafe with an iced coffee. Brogan helpfully mansplained once again that an iced coffee is “cold”, really glad she’s on hand to educate us with each and every vlog.
View attachment 903202
(A wild Borgs showing off her purchases, including her new jumper)
Luckily, Brogan had a Sherpa on hand to carry her 100kg luggage up to her flat for her, following which she proceeded to essentially move into said flat. There were a few key items missing though, what were they, you ask? Well, copious amounts of Pepsi Max of course! Along with some Cheetos, Cocopops AND, most offensively at all, a LARGE bottle of caramel vodka which she intended on mixing with her Pepsi max
View attachment 903215
(Actual footage of the owner taking Brogans luggage up the stairs)
View attachment 903203
(Brogan foraging for the fridge so she can hide all her snacks. That’s the dishwasher babes)
View attachment 903211
(Cheetosssss)
Brogan could have spent the night socialising with her new future TRAVERSE FWENDS, but decided on an early night alone after demolishing four Tacos by herself in a restaurant. You do you m’loves
Brogan was ever the fashion icon, sporting raincoats, maxi skirts, trainers, and a mask on a chain most of the time. She would have been better off heading to Milan, the fashion capital of the world, where her fashion would have been better appreciated
View attachment 903219
We are still awaiting the rest of the vlogs, but judging by Brogans socials, she spent the remaining time in Palma shoving 6 courses of food into her gob each day with copious amounts of wine, and manically trying to make friends, including some poor bugger called Hollie who is her “new bestie.” Brogan cried like a lunatic she left her new bestie, not strange behaviour at all.
Some subscribers innocently asked Brogan who was taking the photos of her on her trip? “IM NOT ON A SOLO TRIP” Brogan barked back, despite going on to title the first Vlog “travelling solo”. Also, you mean to tell us that somebody else took this balcony photo of you?! I think not! Seems like you were just super keen to rival Charlotte Ruff’s balcony snaps View attachment 903239
In other news, the Online:Offline podcast is now officially OFFLINE permanently after a very awkward final episode in which Binky basically tried to give therapy to Brogan, saying how proud she is of her, sorry, proud of what exactly!? Tattlers think there has been a bit of a rift between these two lately, the dropping of the podcast seemed to be mainly Binky’s decision! But it’s just as well because our Brogs is sew sew overwhelmed by putting the bins out and buying cards for future peoples birthdays and reading Tattle.
Brogan also employed some Year 9’s who needed work experience for their NVQ Level 1 in Media Studies to put together an ad for her for Fragrance Direct, featuring Benji. How kind of you, Brogan!
View attachment 903213
(Wow! Hugo Boss for me to mask your crusty stench! Thanks Bub)
Last but not least, we are absolutely thrilled to wake up each day and discover what Brogan has received in her 3 luxury advent calendars totalling over £400. Highlight of my day and really spreads the Christmas cheer to everyone, long may it continue throughout the rest of December!
she definitely ate her feelings that night 
Had to look twice at that edit hahahaha
if you know you know m lovesFab recap! Best one yet with all the photosRE CAP!
Well, it was a busy last thread given that Brogan went on her first InteRNatIOnAl trip for nearly 2 years? CAN YOU BELIEVE IT GUYZ
View attachment 903197
Yes Brogan, we can believe it, given we’ve had a global pandemic on over the last 20 months you absolute twonk
What did Brogan do when she got to Palma you may ask? Well, she did a lot of plodding about, revisiting places she’d already been on a previous trip and calling it “deja-vu” - clearly another concept that’s meaning she doesn’t understand. Within about 8 minutes of arriving she’d already bought a poo brown Disney jumper she didn’t need, and a white zip up fleece that she already has at home from M&S. But it’s okay guys, she’s a sustainable influencer because she promotes Wild deodorant every few months!
View attachment 903242
(Actual reaction of Greta Thunberg to Brogans Vlog)
Brogan also spent the day soaking up some typical, Spanish historical sights such as Sephora, and had a classic Spanish BLT sandwich at a cafe with an iced coffee. Brogan helpfully mansplained once again that an iced coffee is “cold”, really glad she’s on hand to educate us with each and every vlog.
View attachment 903202
(A wild Borgs showing off her purchases, including her new jumper)
Luckily, Brogan had a Sherpa on hand to carry her 100kg luggage up to her flat for her, following which she proceeded to essentially move into said flat. There were a few key items missing though, what were they, you ask? Well, copious amounts of Pepsi Max of course! Along with some Cheetos, Cocopops AND, most offensively at all, a LARGE bottle of caramel vodka which she intended on mixing with her Pepsi max
View attachment 903215
(Actual footage of the owner taking Brogans luggage up the stairs)
View attachment 903203
(Brogan foraging for the fridge so she can hide all her snacks. That’s the dishwasher babes)
View attachment 903211
(Cheetosssss)
Brogan could have spent the night socialising with her new future TRAVERSE FWENDS, but decided on an early night alone after demolishing four Tacos by herself in a restaurant. You do you m’loves
Brogan was ever the fashion icon, sporting raincoats, maxi skirts, trainers, and a mask on a chain most of the time. She would have been better off heading to Milan, the fashion capital of the world, where her fashion would have been better appreciated
View attachment 903219
We are still awaiting the rest of the vlogs, but judging by Brogans socials, she spent the remaining time in Palma shoving 6 courses of food into her gob each day with copious amounts of wine, and manically trying to make friends, including some poor bugger called Hollie who is her “new bestie.” Brogan cried like a lunatic she left her new bestie, not strange behaviour at all.
Some subscribers innocently asked Brogan who was taking the photos of her on her trip? “IM NOT ON A SOLO TRIP” Brogan barked back, despite going on to title the first Vlog “travelling solo”. Also, you mean to tell us that somebody else took this balcony photo of you?! I think not! Seems like you were just super keen to rival Charlotte Ruff’s balcony snaps View attachment 903239
In other news, the Online:Offline podcast is now officially OFFLINE permanently after a very awkward final episode in which Binky basically tried to give therapy to Brogan, saying how proud she is of her, sorry, proud of what exactly!? Tattlers think there has been a bit of a rift between these two lately, the dropping of the podcast seemed to be mainly Binky’s decision! But it’s just as well because our Brogs is sew sew overwhelmed by putting the bins out and buying cards for future peoples birthdays and reading Tattle.
Brogan also employed some Year 9’s who needed work experience for their NVQ Level 1 in Media Studies to put together an ad for her for Fragrance Direct, featuring Benji. How kind of you, Brogan!
View attachment 903213
(Wow! Hugo Boss for me to mask your crusty stench! Thanks Bub)
Last but not least, we are absolutely thrilled to wake up each day and discover what Brogan has received in her 3 luxury advent calendars totalling over £400. Highlight of my day and really spreads the Christmas cheer to everyone, long may it continue throughout the rest of December!
C&A was where my Nan used to take me for a trip out in the 90sOMG I’m screaming! “I’m in a lovely little shop called C&A”…. Okay so who is old enough to remember C&A? My Nan was OBSESSED. I am pissing that she doesn’t know what it is and is saying “this shops a bit of me”
Seeing as C&A haven't been in the UK for 20 years it's classic Brogan for her to be so late to it, although clothing aimed at people over 40 seems right on brand for her.
