Brogan Tate #110 You know your life is tragic when Benji is the “magic”

[SukiMing]

Happy Weekend Tattlers

 

[emerald]

I mean, I would say "pure evil" is cutting up your own daughter's favourite coat and dumping it, and her belongings, on the door step. But that's just me. (No, I will never stop bringing this up)

 

[HeyBabes]

I wonder what’s changed because she was all for having a hen weekend in Disney

Benj will be at her hen party, he’ll probably be one of the fucking bridesmaids too

 

[Gem_woody]

It’s all the Buns and Buns circulating through her body, she’s slowly turning into a bao bun

Baobun Tate xo

 

[Tabitha]

‘quick, Benji, look, while no one is here’

 

[Mrslollypop]

Taking Ben & MeJulie dress shopping screams insecurity. She's terrified of making the wrong choice by choosing a dress one of them doesn't like. I bet she'd choose something she wasn't 100% happy with if Julie & Ben loved it.

Let’s be honest we can one million percentage predict what the dress will look like- waistband under tits to hide the gunt, a line skirt, v neck, 3/4 length lace sleeve. Small amount of lace/sparkly detail over dress. Hair done in waves with air wrap. Bish bash bosh, done.

 

[candyland_]

Why is she buying a dress when she’s built like a shot put thrower and not getting married until 2024? She will never fit into that dress at the rate she’s going. Get to the gym for a year first

 

[mediocrehouseplant]

I mean.. technically she didn’t say yes, because he didn’t ask. They’re just so UnCoNvEnTiAl.

I'm feeling inspired by this!

Brogan Tate #111 said yes to the dress but not her groom, 2 years to fit into it (if there's room)!

 

[disneys]

Let’s be honest : she didn’t pick a dress , Julie did

 

[SukiMing]

Benji looks AWFUL

 

[SukiMing]

There are no words

 

[disneys]

Introducing the latest teletubby.... Bogie Wogie
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To the tune of the teletubbies theme -

Stinky Binky
meJulie
Ja-ja (Benji looks like ja ja binks lol)
And boges !

 

[Venom]

white does her no favours :

 

[Emmapism]

Why the fuck do you care Benji? You've always got your headphones in so it's not like you can hear her most days anyway

 

[Emmapism]

Grateful that what is your life? Getting on a train into London that you paid for so you can get a handful of free sweets? Oh do fuck off Brogan.

 

[Mindlesswatcher]

I know people have lots of different personal opinions on this..... But I'm sorry that's just fucking tragic.

The look of sheet panic I see in Benji's eyes as well. Get out now lad!

 

[Mrslollypop]

I’m sorry, but she is fucking UNHINGED! I cannot believe she posts these photos.

ETA- She has shared photos to her grid that are her “favourites from yesterday”. There are 8 pictures. Four of them are of her posing in her swimsuit. How self obsessed do you want to be?

 

[Tabitha]

I can’t believe all of you talking about your wedding dresses. I thought Brogan was the only person to have ever been engaged.

 

[candyland_]

He's starting to look like Prince Philip as he ages and we all know what Prince Philip looked like in old age

Really? I think he looks the spitting image of John McCririck

 

[mediocrehouseplant]

On his braces:

Ben: "So now I'll be a solid 11.5 out of 10"
Brogan: "With a heart tumour" *cackles*

Nasty cow