That place is a complete dive! Been there and never againLooks like Mediterranean Palace, it’s part of 3 hotels in Mare Nostrum in playa de las americas. That was closed and done up.
Think that’s why it’s been gutted, I’ve stayed in cleopatras palace which is part of it and was nice but rooms are very very basic even suites. Be interesting to see if they’ve changed them up. There’s a 5 Star part too but again rooms pretty much identical nothing special. Villa Cortez nicer, much nicer hotels up Costa Adeje way.That place is a complete dive! Been there and never again![]()
Far nicer! It’s just ancient, tired and tacky and 2 star at the most. Location about the only thing going for Nostrum ‘resort’.Think that’s why it’s been gutted, I’ve stayed in cleopatras palace which is part of it and was nice but rooms are very very basic even suites. Be interesting to see if they’ve changed them up. There’s a 5 Star part too but again rooms pretty much identical nothing special. Villa Cortez nicer, much nicer hotels up Costa Adeje way.
Yeah Arthur seems great fun and is always in great humour and seems to be very laid back and easy going.Jesus they go to a water park for the day and he doesn’t want to do anything. At least Arthur is a bit of fun even though his constant eye f&€king himself gets annoying. Poor old Brian’s afraid of letting go and actually enjoying life for fear of wrecking his already dodgy hair or his veneers falling out. Life is too short, c’mon like!![]()
He can’t & is quite nervous in water. The water park looks miserable with the rain but Arthur was happy to get on with it. I think Brian was more concerned in trying to get his blowdry to last for the holiday, I really think he can’t enjoy himself without a few drinks in him.I don't think Brian can swim, I think he said that before...He is coming across as very cranky and very irritating..
Brian doesn’t get out of bed until 11am, I’d actually fear for him in the care of a childYou’d have to think when they do hopefully have a child that Brian will be in for some shock. He won’t be the center of Arthur’s attention at all!