Boss_Mummy_Sale #23 Plenty Of Cash For Tan Of The Fox, But Nothing Left For Sienna’s Lunchbox

[cill2019]

Thread suggestion : still an attention seeking twat but now she looks like Gayle Platt

 

[cill2019]

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She looks like Gayle Platt

 

[walterisback]

 

[HMC]

Maurice is a Tatttler for sure

 

[Matisse182]

Ella's going to have her work cut out with her college course and 3 kids to look after isn't she? Lets hope Oaks likes olives and balsamic drizzle.

 

[Peanut99]

Her status reminded me of this meme

 

[dizzydummy]

Awwwww diddums caught speeding!
She can count herself lucky she wasn’t pulled over and breathalysed!

 

[Becclo44]

Saw this thread on mumsnet… is that you Chez?

 

[Lozza85]

Yes Maurice

 

[Ranty_raver]

Why was her dress too long when it was made to measure?

And then she said she had it altered???
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Managed to find a new contender for biggest catfish! The hairdresser!!

 

[Whatonearth2020]

Anyone else think Chez and Scott look more like the happy couple than Darren and Chez on the wedding pics…

 

[ttg111]

Guys I need a door step delivery my wee one ended up in A&E yesterday after banging his head. I didn’t instagram it or checkin on Facebook so I know it didn’t really happen but I love haribos if anyone wants to drop some off

Have you tried rubbing your hands all over your dirty face and then crying? Also for future reference please refer back to this day every year from now using timehop and wishing your dead grandparents were around to make no difference to the situation.


Seriously though hope you’re ok x

 

[BeauJD]

When will parents learn we do not need to see your kid on a potty!!!!! Seriously it’s degrading to them. Imagine thousands of people seeing you take a shit aged 3!

 

[Lac1985]

That story with her patting herself on her back, Christ I cringed SO HARD, can’t lie what an absolute bell end

 

[Ducktalesawhoohoo]

Sienna sat in her bed under the covers looking online at water bottles and lunch boxes, wondering if Santa might bring her one for Christmas

 

[cill2019]

It’s never sat well with me that he proposed the same week her mother died. I just can’t help but think he saw

 

[Ducktalesawhoohoo]

AVEC DOORSTOP DELIVERY …..

Cough * bollocks!

 

[Glittery1]

You would only tag just the bride or the whole bridal party. Not just one Bridesmaid. She's not even matron of honour - just a self appointed 'chief bridesmaid'.

As for the posts with dresses in the background - fuck me!

Fucking hell that reads as if it’s BM & Chez getting married to each other today

how bizarre for a bridal shop to post that

 

[ttg111]

Why did she get Ella to remove a snail from her bathroom? And why does she have to film it?

Did you hear Ella say “you made this sound a lot more dramatic?”

 

[Paige7]

she looks like she should be in 80’s Deep South USA with that hair