Boss_Mummy_Sale #18 Are They At The Effing Pub Again?!!

[Meg78]

Ok we can’t add a poll halfway through a thread so let’s try one on this post!

Do you think Georgie is an alcoholic and needs an intervention?

for Yes
for No it’s totally normal to drink everyday

 

[Meg78]

That post re Logan’s birthday… ‘you were 6 when I came into your life’. Me me me.
Wouldn’t you phrase it ‘you were 6 when you came into my life?’

“When you were 6 I shagged your da on a business trip and stole him from your mummy ”

 

[Herefortruth]

I cannot believe the thread for BM is up and running - I thought it was shut down years ago - I was culled by BM in what I believe was the original great cull about 5 years ago delighted to see that absolutely nothing has changed. Still wearing those ridiculous silver bracelets, still a raving alcoholic, still crying every other day and still trying to convince us all her husband is hot. Happy fucking Tuesday indeed!

 

[Hastaggifted]

 

[jazzy22]

Early thread suggestion:
Drinking wine out a popcorn tube with a husband that looks like a pube

 

[ohdoris]

Why is she O B S E S S E D with height. Fuck off with your Jolly Green Giant complex you great big Knobhead.

 

[Ohheyyyyy]

So she's sat crying on the stairs because the builders have left the lights on in the loft, she's tried to go in to the loft and the hatch fell on her head. Whilst she was doing that she left Q in his bedroom and closed the baby gate (because that obviously means he's safe in the room and can't do anything) and he's tipped talc powder all over the floor and his bed. I bet you're now thinking that's all that could go wrong right?! WRONG!! She hoovered her car earlier and the hoover broke so she can't hoover said talc up

 

[longtimelurker86]

“Washing is a blue job in our house”

Yeah, because your husband doesn’t want you to see the lipstick on his shirt/smell the perfume on his clothes/find the random pants in his pocket love

 

[Rnttfl]

I wonder if they had a few bevvies with their barbecue??

More like I wonder if they had a barbecue with their few bevvies

 

[Instalol]

Thread suggestion. All this drama about a stool, Boss Mummy you’re the ultimate tool

 

[notokhun]

Who the hell goes to soft play and gets alcohol?!
I am honestly out of words.

If they lived in a deprived area I would have them on my case load.

Genuinely wish I knew their car reg because I would report them for drink driving. They do it all the time. Absolutely disgusting.

I know you read here boss mummy, won't spend 200 quid on a day out your kids will actually enjoy but will host countless dinner parties with cocktails, 'fancy' food, get your hair fried, nails done, buy shit clothes from vinted. Sort your bloody priorities out

 

[josie2000]

It’s a worry when you’re “proud” that you haven’t had any booze for 3 days!

 

[BeauJD]

I think we are all forgetting. It’s not Sienna’s birthday, it’s Boss Twats 7 year anniversary of bossing Mum life. Gosh we are silly.

 

[Meg78]

‘Bossing being the boss of my own boss baby’. Twat.
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GUYS!! She’s only gone and shown the niece AND THE GRANDMA on her stories!!! This is not a drill!!!

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Can I just say how much I appreciate you blocking out the kids faces, tattles always touted as trolls behaving badly but as a mother I really appreciate small details like this to protect kids even if their parents don’t

Now, back to our usual programming….. the crush she has on Logan is creepy AF and makes me suuuuuper uncomfortable

 

[ohdoris]

Remember the massively underwhelming dress reveal last year SNH was not one bit arsed. And this is why she’s upset, because she’s still trying too hard to stop his wandering eye.

 

[Gennie19]

Seems she’s determined to not go up a shoe size either

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

Does this gin soaked fuckwit not remember what it’s like to be 7? Has she drank away her brain cells?
So what if it’s shite… I took my youngest to smiggle with vouchers she had and topped it up by £20 and she left swinging ber wee bag full of “tat” with a massive smile. We went for dinner at her choice of place and sat and played with all of it waiting on pizza. Did I want to spend £20 on scented pencils and fidget spinners? No… did I want to go to a chain restaurant for average pizza? No… but i got to spend quality time with my baby and she had the time of her life. Honestly can’t get over how fucking horrendously selfish she is. She is such a bloody awful parent who does the bare minimum… I dread to think how mentally fucked up those kids will be when they reach adulthood because the pair of them can’t see past their own noses.

 

[Meg78]

…….ok I’ll say it:

BUT THAT COULD HAVE BEEN MONEY FOR SWIMMING LESSONS GEORGIE!

Feels like we’re in a flippin’ panto these days, “swimming moneys behind yooooou!”

 

[olive&salmon]

Does bootcamp really burn 500 calories!

I have just been for a 5 mile run and burnt 480!

Considering all she seems to do in boot camp is take videos/photos of everyone I doubt she even burns 250 calories

 

[cill2019]

He looks like he’s questioning how a bunk up in the copy room ended up with a loft conversation