1) beaded dummy clips
if it ever snaps he’ll gobble them up like a hungry hungry hippo, and advertising his name for anyone to use to kidnap him is just beyond stupid
2) a glass vase of flowers at toddler height…… do I even need to finish that sentence
3) does anyone else feel like hosting a roast dinner for a large group would not in fact “top my cup up”? I’d be frazzled and exhausted and dreading the clean up
4) “a chilled weekend was what we needed” see point 3, are you INSANE
5) “holidays are expensive” soooo we can afford new sofas, cushions, clothes, food for eleventybillion besties but we
can’t afford a swimming lesson for a child