Posy Parker
Well-known member
This is still my fave ever post on the whole of Tattle courteous of @Holidaybobs ..... (had to copy as was on the first thread)....
Once appon a tyme there waz a liawl gewl called nelly and wat appened right waz she went to the farm. You’ll neva guess wat appened next... she saw a sheep! Can you believe it mate. She waz well appy but then right we went up to it to stroke it and she screamed well loud. She was well scared of all the animals and she just cried so we took er to the shop fing at the end of the farm and bort bourt buyed nelly loadsa toys an that and she was well appy so we jus went ome. Call time wile your ahead innit. The end.
This still wins the Internet for me and written better than Greg ever could.
Once appon a tyme there waz a liawl gewl called nelly and wat appened right waz she went to the farm. You’ll neva guess wat appened next... she saw a sheep! Can you believe it mate. She waz well appy but then right we went up to it to stroke it and she screamed well loud. She was well scared of all the animals and she just cried so we took er to the shop fing at the end of the farm and bort bourt buyed nelly loadsa toys an that and she was well appy so we jus went ome. Call time wile your ahead innit. The end.
This still wins the Internet for me and written better than Greg ever could.
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