burgerdetective
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There's no way Boy Beth would be invited to the wedding. Beth's mum married his boss from when Boy Beth was a teacher at Beth's school.
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I’ve breastfed both my kids. You know the difference between my 4.5 year old and my friends’ formula-fed 4.5 year olds? Fuck all. They all get ill just as much and they all throw tantrums just as much. My kids don’t have magic powers because I used my tits to feed them.
missobscure09
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Oh Beth, I’m so sorry you’re struggling with burn out. Unboxing all those PR gifts, the bookclub parties, the weddings and spa days must have taken their toll, especially when you have a baby who sleeps through the night. I’m sure all the NHS frontline staff who will be working this Christmas are thinking of you at this difficult time.
Tell.A.Tale
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She’s disgusting. She’s comparing her, let’s be frank, really mild birth trauma to Louise’s. Beth was back posting to the gram within 3 days of his birth. So her, and Zigatron were clearly ok. Louise nearly died. This happened to a close friend of mine. She was only in ICU for a few days and her husband also had to care for their baby for the first few weeks of his life but she then spent months unable to leave the house as her PTSD was so bad. There were no trips with the baby to hair and nail salons, no lunching in London with friends. She barely left the house. He’s just turned 5 and she still can’t talk about the experience, and she never went on to give him a sibling, a conscious choice by her and her husband. Beth can honestly stick her trauma where the sun doesn’t shine! She’s crazy. Should have just wished Louise well. It’s not about you Beth!
Asdfghjkll
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xits_jjx
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Last thread recap - copied from my last recap with bits added.
- After telling her followers she doesn't want to dress like a mum, she is now dressing exactly like a mum.
- Spammed the feed and her stories with pictures of her boobs because she's "exclusively breast feeding."
- Did you know she's exclusively breast feeding?
- Put her house up for rent on AirBnB whilst on holiday because they obviously need the extra bit of cash
- Exclusively breast feeding beth continued to exclusively breast feed all the way up to Scotland after dragging her baby on what should be an 11hour journey, but they also visited other towns and cities in the North.
- After warning her followers that she didn't want to hear about the negative connotations that come with parenthood, posed the question of why did nobody warn her about how hard it can be?
- Still dragging that little Ziggy was an NICU baby despite having a very short stay of only a few days. Got a photo book printed in memory of his NICU stay.
- Slated a small business for being expensive despite the fact she chose to eat there and we have been in a pandemic where small businesses have suffered the most over the last 18 months.
- Posted later on that it wasn't even the right cafe, she got it mixed up.
- Posted an AD which showed her disgusting filthy grout because she doesn't have the time to properly clean her filthy home or trim her childs nails because posting stories comes first
- Claims she's trying to dress Ziggy in a gender neutral way and has therefore removed colour from his life.
- Spoke about plans to go abroad with Ziggy when he's 5 months old for 2 weeks back in March. "Somewhere I can lie by the pool vibe."
- Complained about shit maternity pay and being the bread winner despite making a choice to be an Instagram "Influener" as her job and not getting a real job or properly saving up for parenthood. Also confirming that her Instagram hobby earns more than her PT and her former teacher husband.
- Throwing in she's married to her former sixth form / high-school teacher for good measure.
- Said back in March that she'd noticed more "shitty messages" probably due to her tone-deafness and habit of not following COVID guidelines.
- Barely mentions her book club anymore, has left it all to her mate to run.
- Wrote a lengthy birth plan, causing some Tattlers to speculate she chose private hospitalisation for her birth.
- Spent her entire pregnancy becoming what she said she wouldn't and her content became 99% pregnancy related
- Bought a really ugly Smeg fridge despite having a perfectly fine one.
- Socialblade stats showed she potentially buys followers
- Showed herself in a nappy because #relatable even though nobody asked for it.
- Ziggy has appeared in so many ads since his birth (when was it, Late march/early April?) that he may as well be put on a pay roll.
- Took him to the hairdressers despite him supposedly being so poorly.
- Also married her teacher. Just in case you missed it the first few times I said it.
- Went on two abroad AD holidays during the Summer in the space of a fortnight, taking Ziggy with her despite his “preemie” status.
- Beth dumped him in the kids club for a few hours despite the fact he’s so young, supposed to be a preemie and in a foreign country. Whilst he was dumped in the club, all she did was lounge by the pool reading.
- When she came home she admitted to having a mice infestation in her house which she also rents as an airbnb when they go away.
- claimed the infestation was because her house is too clean, which we all know is BS. We’ve seen your grout, Beth.
- Complained about someone kindly sending her a bib for Ziggy because it is pink with a unicorn, and he is a boy. This is after saying she wasn’t going to subscribe to gender norms and has since dressed Ziggy in boring beige. Obviously, this contradicts what she’s been preaching.
- Tried to sleep train Ziggy and paid a specialist, but then took him abroad twice in a fortnight. Still bitching about him not sleeping.
- Because she was promoting family holidays she started sharing her teacher husbands face in photos, but as soon as the ads were over she began covering him up again.
- Lies about not knowing how to use a more subtle breast pump because it doesn’t get her any attention.
- The book club is… where?
- Someone on the last thread said she dresses Ziggy like an amish farmer and that comment was too funny for me to not include it.
- She uses fertility awareness hashtags despite the fact she did not suffer with infertility, she fails to note that being a miscarriage sufferer and someone suffering with infertility are two different things. She miscarried twice that we know of and carried Ziggy to full term (cause he’s not actually a preemie), so she is not only manipulating her audience but posting potentially triggering images on awareness hashtags.
- Went on the beg on her stories for many things including a high chair
- decided to start weaning Ziggy cause he’s only a preemie when she decides he is
- After telling her followers she doesn't want to dress like a mum, she is now dressing exactly like a mum.
- Spammed the feed and her stories with pictures of her boobs because she's "exclusively breast feeding."
- Did you know she's exclusively breast feeding?
- Put her house up for rent on AirBnB whilst on holiday because they obviously need the extra bit of cash
- Exclusively breast feeding beth continued to exclusively breast feed all the way up to Scotland after dragging her baby on what should be an 11hour journey, but they also visited other towns and cities in the North.
- After warning her followers that she didn't want to hear about the negative connotations that come with parenthood, posed the question of why did nobody warn her about how hard it can be?
- Still dragging that little Ziggy was an NICU baby despite having a very short stay of only a few days. Got a photo book printed in memory of his NICU stay.
- Slated a small business for being expensive despite the fact she chose to eat there and we have been in a pandemic where small businesses have suffered the most over the last 18 months.
- Posted later on that it wasn't even the right cafe, she got it mixed up.
- Posted an AD which showed her disgusting filthy grout because she doesn't have the time to properly clean her filthy home or trim her childs nails because posting stories comes first
- Claims she's trying to dress Ziggy in a gender neutral way and has therefore removed colour from his life.
- Spoke about plans to go abroad with Ziggy when he's 5 months old for 2 weeks back in March. "Somewhere I can lie by the pool vibe."
- Complained about shit maternity pay and being the bread winner despite making a choice to be an Instagram "Influener" as her job and not getting a real job or properly saving up for parenthood. Also confirming that her Instagram hobby earns more than her PT and her former teacher husband.
- Throwing in she's married to her former sixth form / high-school teacher for good measure.
- Said back in March that she'd noticed more "shitty messages" probably due to her tone-deafness and habit of not following COVID guidelines.
- Barely mentions her book club anymore, has left it all to her mate to run.
- Wrote a lengthy birth plan, causing some Tattlers to speculate she chose private hospitalisation for her birth.
- Spent her entire pregnancy becoming what she said she wouldn't and her content became 99% pregnancy related
- Bought a really ugly Smeg fridge despite having a perfectly fine one.
- Socialblade stats showed she potentially buys followers
- Showed herself in a nappy because #relatable even though nobody asked for it.
- Ziggy has appeared in so many ads since his birth (when was it, Late march/early April?) that he may as well be put on a pay roll.
- Took him to the hairdressers despite him supposedly being so poorly.
- Also married her teacher. Just in case you missed it the first few times I said it.
- Went on two abroad AD holidays during the Summer in the space of a fortnight, taking Ziggy with her despite his “preemie” status.
- Beth dumped him in the kids club for a few hours despite the fact he’s so young, supposed to be a preemie and in a foreign country. Whilst he was dumped in the club, all she did was lounge by the pool reading.
- When she came home she admitted to having a mice infestation in her house which she also rents as an airbnb when they go away.
- claimed the infestation was because her house is too clean, which we all know is BS. We’ve seen your grout, Beth.
- Complained about someone kindly sending her a bib for Ziggy because it is pink with a unicorn, and he is a boy. This is after saying she wasn’t going to subscribe to gender norms and has since dressed Ziggy in boring beige. Obviously, this contradicts what she’s been preaching.
- Tried to sleep train Ziggy and paid a specialist, but then took him abroad twice in a fortnight. Still bitching about him not sleeping.
- Because she was promoting family holidays she started sharing her teacher husbands face in photos, but as soon as the ads were over she began covering him up again.
- Lies about not knowing how to use a more subtle breast pump because it doesn’t get her any attention.
- The book club is… where?
- Someone on the last thread said she dresses Ziggy like an amish farmer and that comment was too funny for me to not include it.
- She uses fertility awareness hashtags despite the fact she did not suffer with infertility, she fails to note that being a miscarriage sufferer and someone suffering with infertility are two different things. She miscarried twice that we know of and carried Ziggy to full term (cause he’s not actually a preemie), so she is not only manipulating her audience but posting potentially triggering images on awareness hashtags.
- Went on the beg on her stories for many things including a high chair
- decided to start weaning Ziggy cause he’s only a preemie when she decides he is
Doherty557
Chatty Member
Beth’s reel on ‘you cannot fail giving birth’ really rubbed me up the wrong way considering a large portion of her followers came from her #miscarriage posts and will likely never be able to give birth
NutellaFix
Chatty Member
Jeez, so much to unpick with her newsletter. So many thoughts.
she says she was terrified to be pregnant. She may well have been terrified, but was for the most part, a smug cow about being pregnant. Her Instagram feed very quickly became all about pregnancy and bump pics (sans trigger warnings).
she says she wasn’t naive about birth. Despite her birth plan showing us evidence to the contrary. I still think she thought she’d have a spa weekend and come home with a baby after breathing him out
Why did she feel let down by the medical staff in addition to feeling “violated and betrayed”? And why is she saying she was pushed down the route of vaginal birth after sharing a snippet of her airy fairy birth plan? Interesting she regrets not having a c section.
Adjusting the truth to fit her narrative again with “he’s been readmitted a few times”. Twice. He’s been in hospital twice since he was discharged, to say “a few” makes it sound like considerably more. Again, it begs the question of if you were that worried about his health, why would you drag him abroad twice before the age of 7 months?
She has complicated feelings about pregnancy and birth announcements. Also interesting, considering how she shared her pregnancy, birth and postpartum all over Instagram. And is still talking about it.
says how she’s jealous of the “snuggly new baby on the postnatal ward photos” eh? She took one of those! She took several, just look in her “birth/PP” highlight.
Hates the day he was born but will happily post three separate Instagram posts, a highlight and accept a discount code from a company she bought presents from. Hates talking about her trauma but brings it up and milks it for likes - international pumping day, pampers for preemies, we see a mum for Tommy’s..I’ve probably missed at least one
I’m just.. aghast at the whole thing tbh.
she says she was terrified to be pregnant. She may well have been terrified, but was for the most part, a smug cow about being pregnant. Her Instagram feed very quickly became all about pregnancy and bump pics (sans trigger warnings).
she says she wasn’t naive about birth. Despite her birth plan showing us evidence to the contrary. I still think she thought she’d have a spa weekend and come home with a baby after breathing him out
Why did she feel let down by the medical staff in addition to feeling “violated and betrayed”? And why is she saying she was pushed down the route of vaginal birth after sharing a snippet of her airy fairy birth plan? Interesting she regrets not having a c section.
Adjusting the truth to fit her narrative again with “he’s been readmitted a few times”. Twice. He’s been in hospital twice since he was discharged, to say “a few” makes it sound like considerably more. Again, it begs the question of if you were that worried about his health, why would you drag him abroad twice before the age of 7 months?
She has complicated feelings about pregnancy and birth announcements. Also interesting, considering how she shared her pregnancy, birth and postpartum all over Instagram. And is still talking about it.
says how she’s jealous of the “snuggly new baby on the postnatal ward photos” eh? She took one of those! She took several, just look in her “birth/PP” highlight.
Hates the day he was born but will happily post three separate Instagram posts, a highlight and accept a discount code from a company she bought presents from
. Hates talking about her trauma but brings it up and milks it for likes - international pumping day, pampers for preemies, we see a mum for Tommy’s..I’ve probably missed at least oneI’m just.. aghast at the whole thing tbh.
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FraggleRock
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Is it just me or are shoes for babies who aren’t walking completely pointless?Her content today is a load of crap.
pics of Z in ridiculous, impractical outfits whilst she hauls him around London for content. He can’t move in the shoes and dungarees!
also attended a Bobbi Brown product launch with profits going to smart works.. the irony (am I misusing irony here?) of pampered, spoiled instahuns attending a (free) brunch and get (yet more) free stuff is clearly lost on her.
She also had a therapy session and EDMR for her PTSD due to her birth disappointment. Lots of pouting and gazing at the camera
Also her pouting into the camera after going to a therapy session annoyed me, I doubt most people who genuinely had PTSD, would come out of a ‘heavy’ therapy session gurning into their phone for Instagram
LividLalji
VIP Member
Beth is the sort of dumb cunt to vote Tory while crying about nhs cuts
catchingup2021
Chatty Member
She definitely means ventilation - she just knows calling it life support sounds more serious in her warped mind. My son was ventilated after a very fast labour for 24 hours - I’m not trying to diminish people’s experiences because it was awful and worrying and I was in a state of shock. However, it is a lot more common than Beth likes to portray it is. I’m sure she believes NICU is exclusive to her.
Whenever I see a photo of her
Doherty557
Chatty Member
I can’t stand her. I really can’t. She’s become someone alien to who she was before. She was always arrogant but she’s a full on sociopath or whatever now. I have over 40k Instagram followers and none of them know that my daughter was on ventilation for over 24 hours after being born and I needed two blood transfusions. In fact, 6 months later they’ve never seen a photo of her face, because why would I share my baby with thousands of strangers?
She’s off her rocker, I wonder what her therapist thinks of her.
Beth has a happy and healthy little boy. She also has a lot of women who followed her due to baby loss who probably envy her and would be happy jo matter how he entered this world and her posts are traumatising them even more.
She’s off her rocker, I wonder what her therapist thinks of her.
Beth has a happy and healthy little boy. She also has a lot of women who followed her due to baby loss who probably envy her and would be happy jo matter how he entered this world and her posts are traumatising them even more.
SwizzleMalarkey
VIP Member
I wonder if her mum was called in to discuss the issue and meet with the head of department and their eyes met over the official complaint forms… 
everywherebuthere
New member
Feel like I’m so late to the party. Thought I’d type Beth’s name in on here on the off chance she might be mentioned briefly in a thread somewhere to find out she has 5 threads 
She started to annoy me when she was posting against fast fashion calling out companies such as PLT, H&M etc and now posts many many swipe links for her purchases from H&M lol. She will literally jump on any bandwagon.
I started following her when I was solo travelling and found her content to be helpful, it came across BAD that her long term (history teacher too whaaat?!?) boyfriend was with her all that time! Wow!!! Also when she first announced her miscarriage I too also thought it was from a random one night stand as no mention of any partner previously! Now you see his face on her Instagram as she’s decided to rebrand yet again as a family blogger/influencer. I can’t relate to her, I’m the same age and it shocks me how much older & self righteous she acts.
PS I’m also howling at her step brother appearing on some of the threads giving some tea
She started to annoy me when she was posting against fast fashion calling out companies such as PLT, H&M etc and now posts many many swipe links for her purchases from H&M lol. She will literally jump on any bandwagon.
I started following her when I was solo travelling and found her content to be helpful, it came across BAD that her long term (history teacher too whaaat?!?) boyfriend was with her all that time! Wow!!! Also when she first announced her miscarriage I too also thought it was from a random one night stand as no mention of any partner previously! Now you see his face on her Instagram as she’s decided to rebrand yet again as a family blogger/influencer. I can’t relate to her, I’m the same age and it shocks me how much older & self righteous she acts.
PS I’m also howling at her step brother appearing on some of the threads giving some tea
Gossip101xoxo
Well-known member
I’ve never known someone to change her bio as much as she does. at least she’s taken NICU grad out of the bioOoo, new profile pic and bio.
“in search of my pelvic floor”
NutellaFix
Chatty Member
God she’s such a condescending cow isn’t she. How has she made Louise’s trauma about her?
why would you do thatWho the fuck admits to going to bed wearing earplugs so you can ignore your child? You’re a parent so parent! And yes I’d be judging a dad who said he’d done the same thing too. Why is she so obsessed with trying to “fix” his sleep? Babies wake in the night because it’s biologically normal and helps prevent SIDS. She’s horrific.