Beth Sandland #5 The First Woman To Parent

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- Beggy Beth is infested with mice, but don‘t you dare try and offer her advice.

Recently Beth has returned from her second free holiday to a mice infestation she knew about before she went away.
 
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Last thread recap - copied from my last recap with bits added.

- After telling her followers she doesn't want to dress like a mum, she is now dressing exactly like a mum.

- Spammed the feed and her stories with pictures of her boobs because she's "exclusively breast feeding."

- Did you know she's exclusively breast feeding?

- Put her house up for rent on AirBnB whilst on holiday because they obviously need the extra bit of cash

- Exclusively breast feeding beth continued to exclusively breast feed all the way up to Scotland after dragging her baby on what should be an 11hour journey, but they also visited other towns and cities in the North.

- After warning her followers that she didn't want to hear about the negative connotations that come with parenthood, posed the question of why did nobody warn her about how hard it can be?

- Still dragging that little Ziggy was an NICU baby despite having a very short stay of only a few days. Got a photo book printed in memory of his NICU stay.

- Slated a small business for being expensive despite the fact she chose to eat there and we have been in a pandemic where small businesses have suffered the most over the last 18 months.

- Posted later on that it wasn't even the right cafe, she got it mixed up.

- Posted an AD which showed her disgusting filthy grout because she doesn't have the time to properly clean her filthy home or trim her childs nails because posting stories comes first

- Claims she's trying to dress Ziggy in a gender neutral way and has therefore removed colour from his life.

- Spoke about plans to go abroad with Ziggy when he's 5 months old for 2 weeks back in March. "Somewhere I can lie by the pool vibe."

- Complained about tit maternity pay and being the bread winner despite making a choice to be an Instagram "Influener" as her job and not getting a real job or properly saving up for parenthood. Also confirming that her Instagram hobby earns more than her PT and her former teacher husband.

- Throwing in she's married to her former sixth form / high-school teacher for good measure.

- Said back in March that she'd noticed more "crappy messages" probably due to her tone-deafness and habit of not following COVID guidelines.

- Barely mentions her book club anymore, has left it all to her mate to run.

- Wrote a lengthy birth plan, causing some Tattlers to speculate she chose private hospitalisation for her birth.

- Spent her entire pregnancy becoming what she said she wouldn't and her content became 99% pregnancy related

- Bought a really ugly Smeg fridge despite having a perfectly fine one.

- Socialblade stats showed she potentially buys followers

- Showed herself in a nappy because #relatable even though nobody asked for it.

- Ziggy has appeared in so many ads since his birth (when was it, Late march/early April?) that he may as well be put on a pay roll.

- Took him to the hairdressers despite him supposedly being so poorly.

- Also married her teacher. Just in case you missed it the first few times I said it.

- Went on two abroad AD holidays during the Summer in the space of a fortnight, taking Ziggy with her despite his “preemie” status.

- Beth dumped him in the kids club for a few hours despite the fact he’s so young, supposed to be a preemie and in a foreign country. Whilst he was dumped in the club, all she did was lounge by the pool reading.

- When she came home she admitted to having a mice infestation in her house which she also rents as an airbnb when they go away.

- claimed the infestation was because her house is too clean, which we all know is BS. We’ve seen your grout, Beth.

- Complained about someone kindly sending her a bib for Ziggy because it is pink with a unicorn, and he is a boy. This is after saying she wasn’t going to subscribe to gender norms and has since dressed Ziggy in boring beige. Obviously, this contradicts what she’s been preaching.

- Tried to sleep train Ziggy and paid a specialist, but then took him abroad twice in a fortnight. Still bitching about him not sleeping.

- Because she was promoting family holidays she started sharing her teacher husbands face in photos, but as soon as the ads were over she began covering him up again.

- Lies about not knowing how to use a more subtle breast pump because it doesn’t get her any attention.

- The book club is… where?

- Someone on the last thread said she dresses Ziggy like an amish farmer and that comment was too funny for me to not include it.

- She uses fertility awareness hashtags despite the fact she did not suffer with infertility, she fails to note that being a miscarriage sufferer and someone suffering with infertility are two different things. She miscarried twice that we know of and carried Ziggy to full term (cause he’s not actually a preemie), so she is not only manipulating her audience but posting potentially triggering images on awareness hashtags.

- Went on the beg on her stories for many things including a high chair

- decided to start weaning Ziggy cause he’s only a preemie when she decides he is
 
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Took him to a PR Event and got told to leave with her baby even though the website stated no kids allowed!! But he’s Beth’s baby!!
 
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You're welcome for the amish farmer comment 😂

Gender neutral doesn't mean beige and a horrible 'trendy' baby name. Poor little chap.
 
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I’m here! Ready to snark. Do we think she’ll bother to post today or is she “off” today? Every day is a day off for her
 
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Also forgot to add the #gifted nursery from West Elm because she's too cheap to invest in her son and has to rely on companies to pay for her to be a decent parent.
 
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If 2 foreign holiday in the last couple of months wasn't enough for our poor overworked Beth, she's now looking at 'facilitating a break at Christmas'....bless 🙄
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I saw that too 🤣🤣

ffs, she barely works as it is, enjoyed two holidays over a matter of weeks but feels the need to say she needs a proper break over Christmas? Deluded.
 
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I literally rolled my eyes and clicked to the next slide. She has no clue what hard work is and is so insensitive!
 
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Oh look, she’s got her tits out again. Just in case we were going through withdrawal.
 
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Oh my god, honestly! If that was me posting my boobs out to Instagram constantly, I think my partner would be a bit miffed!
 
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Oh my god, honestly! If that was me posting my boobs out to Instagram constantly, I think my partner would be a bit miffed!
I mean her partner was legit her teacher…. Not sure he’s got any ethics
 
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Not being funny but it wasn’t the most flattering angle was it, her double chin whilst breast feeding. Literally who films themselves having their tit sucked by their baby and posts it for 88k people to see…so strange!
 
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Long time stalker first time poster

To me her new reel just doesn’t make sense. Is this the same person who left her baby to be rocked to sleep by a robotic crib and then once he was too big for the crib started sleep training? I 100% agree with the sentiment of this but pick a lane!
 
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Long time stalker first time poster

To me her new reel just doesn’t make sense. Is this the same person who left her baby to be rocked to sleep by a robotic crib and then once he was too big for the crib started sleep training? I 100% agree with the sentiment of this but pick a lane!
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she’s probably done it because that kind of thing is very popular on Instagram 🙄 the swaying to the sappy music is v popular with the “I know you’re tired Mama..” crowd. It’s great that she wants to cuddle her baby, who doesn’t?
 
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Again wow Beggy you really do think you’re the first woman to be a mother. Pretty sure that mother’s on Instagram do not need your permission via a Reel to cuddle their baby. It’s kind of human nature and if you don’t cuddle your baby, what the hell are you doing?!
I wonder what the gifted sleep trainers think of her…I mean she’s not really selling their ‘product’ as she is always moaning about Ziggy’s sleep. Another believable review their Beggy Mitchell.
 
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