Best Life & Beyond #32 They Think They're High Rollin & Go Start Trollin But Tattle Keeps Strollin Along

[Spencehasamicropenis]

Skinny or fat?

Doesn't matter.

The ugly is in your behavior.

The ugly is in your attitude.

The ugly is YOU. Your essence is UGLY. Your aura is hateful.

 

[Peachy Cobbler]

I would never purposely embarrass my spouse like that. I would also like to add that I am grateful that my husband doesn’t have to be numb with alcohol to be with me.

That’s not her spouse, though. Her spouse is elsewhere, and has been for a few years. I’m curious to see what unfolds whenever the divorce finally happens.

And at the 50 min mark...thanks Spencer

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Hmmm.

 

[Tom Wambsgans]

I don’t mean to be a negative nelly here, but why would anyone stay here?

Who is traveling to Las Vegas to stay 20 minutes south of the city in the middle of a barren desert with nothing but a bright, shiny oasis lit up in the distance to laugh at you and your misfortune?

Credit where it’s due though - very classy move for the staff at the M to roll a king-sized bed into, what looked to be some kind of upper-level lobby w/adjoining conference room for KT & Spence to post-up during their staycation.

 

[AnaheimGangLeader]

@UncleLester - Thanks for sharing the link to the livestream!

Anyone else notice this awkward interaction in the beginning? They really can’t stand each other. (Don’t worry BLAB, you’re not alone - we get it.)



Also, what’s with the gum chewing? From keeping their sunglasses on indoors in their WHW excuse video, to them chomping on gum & her constantly flipping/futzing with her hair…they’re unwatchable.

This is magically delicious. I missed this intro trying to watch it incognito. Thanks for posting this! They are so lame, totally exposed themselves to their top tier, paying subs. Lame! To quote DVE: Best Fake Life & Beyond ...for sure.

Spencer - remember what Palpatine looked like after he chose the dark side? Go find yourself a loving, caring unmarried girlfriend and go move back to Malibu, get your career back on track, surf. Enjoy life. Get out of the massive debt this beast's appetite for food has accrued

3 years ago

 

[The Specific]

Anyone that was tracking the Popcorn Bucket EBay Escapade check for this Raider swag yet or nah?

Might even run a special keyword search for “Autographed hosted welcome letter from M Casino”.

 

[Nickster71]

Wow, I had no idea the other couple were deleting negative comments about Big Fella and Gucci Rad.....

Wonder what big ball of BS filled yarn they spin and give everyone that makes people wanna defend them at any cost.

I hate to say this, but I think KT plays the mental health card with her vlogger friends. She has no self awareness, so when it's pointed out to her she's done something shitty, we get posts about anxiety, ADHD, her diet, her mental health. I'm not saying she doesn't have issues, maybe she does. But she uses them (real or fake) for sympathy. She tells stans she gets fat shamed, so I'm sure she tells friends and family the same so everyone feels sorry for her. For the record, I think she's a vile human being.

 

[Jackprot!]

Best Life & Beyond #33: Vegas Lies and Cheap Hair Dyes. Katie Slockblower and Spencer Emmons Bring You: Tales of the Unbathed Failures.

 

[AnaheimGangLeader]

"Best Life & Beyond #33: KT Filters Out the Fat & the Truth, Forgets About Her Big Gray Tooth, But She Can't Beat the Tattie Sleuths"

 

[NotGrift-licia]

The drunk guy dancing video was taken down! I reported it for bullying.

Someone who constantly screams IM LIVING MY BEST LIFE doing something as mundane as seeing live music on Fremont street is definitely NOT living this best life.

 

[Jackprot!]

But I thought the bitch was getting the mop on her head tamed on Sunday the 29th while tweedle dee and tweedle dum were at Disneyland for Lion King followed by the Fantasmic showing that left them bedridden for days after.

Damn they are such bad liars. "Laid out in bed due to 15 minutes of watching a show" was actually "we need to drive to fake-Vegas to continue the grift".

I'm assuming the lies are no sweat off their back though because they control the narrative outside of Tattle, so there are no challenges or repercussions.

But as so many have said here... all that effort for what? $800 a month in Patreon, maybe $500 a month in Youtube revenue, and $6 in Merch sales? A lot of us make more than that in a few days working normal jobs that require no lies, and allow us to own homes, drive nice cars, go to Disneyland/vacation whenever we want, and maintain a level of pride these flunkies will never have.

 

[GUCCI TRACKER]

Why did just one couple need a “massive” suite anyways? At least invite a group of friends or family or something to show off that space instead. She didn’t even bring her husband

 

[OK_Groomer]

12 people...that's hilarious! Is that counting BLAB too or just the viewers?

That includes KT and one couple - who joined twice from two diff rooms.

But in all seriousness - while BLOB are terrible fucking people - their stans - at least the ones that joined - seemed like lovely people - who just like to feel connected and like these grifters. They don't deserve to be shit upon - they have been gaslit.

Just felt....icky.

PS No Charlie.

 

[Grifters of the Caribbean]

Congrats to @Mr Flibble for the winning thread title; that was a close one! (Title shortened to fit.)


It has been decreed that teripeterson's Previously on Best Life and Beyond post be linked to each new thread.

Best Life & Beyond #22 Schedule conflicts they tell ya, exciting plans coming for Dence & Big Fella

Thanks to @Disneypins for the most voted suggestion! I had to shorten it to fit as Tattle only allows 105 characters, the original was: Best Life and Beyond #22: “Scheduling conflicts,” that’s what they’ll tell ya, “exciting plans” are coming for Denser and Big Fella! 2nd place goes to...

tattle.life

Also, this post from the mother of Katie's (NOT EX) husband is also to be shared since it pisses Katie off.

This thread's poll is "What desperate measure do you think Katie Slockbower and Spencer Emmons will do next?"

 

[Pez D. Spencer]

I love Disneyland. I was an Attractions Host when I was younger and have lots of great memories. Sometimes I think I’d like to be a vlogger and go there all the time. But I’m a grown man with a professional license and successful career. I’m good at what I do. I help people change their lives for the better on a daily basis. Sleeping until noon and eating loads of crap food is nobody’s best life, and Disneyland gets depressing if you go there constantly.

 

[Fantasia Freak]

Keeping up with The Blobs on Tattle is quite the task! #32 is here!

 

[PourTheTee]

Recap.

We were bored as BLAB "unplugged" after what was an exhausting day filming and pretending to film Fantasmic. It was in the evening that @UncleLester and Jarli saved the day by giving us access to possibly the most ridiculous "Quick Update" Super Bestie video they've attempted. They explained they were just so tired, they took a break. They also revealed that they didn't know how to reverse an image. Awesome editing skills, even more awesome lying abilities

Also thanks to @UncleLester and Jarli, we learned where they were staying this time in Henderson...claiming to be hosted. Seeing KT's affinity for various species of bug ranging from dung beetles to crotch crickets, I'd say "host" is an accurate word. It had been decreed that she now be referred to as KT, Princess of the Dung Beetle.

Drama from Patreon as well as numbers are falling and, thanks to Monica winning in the battle of fund refunds due to their lame excuses for lack of content, the numbers will keep falling. Fingers crossed they soon end up with their favorite and most dedicated tens of stans in their echo chamber.

Thankfully, they released another video which showcased them eating a quick breakfast before moving on to a dessert doughnut. After stuffing their faces, they were ready to have some fun! Taking their camera possibly illegally onto the floor of a casino, we watched riveted as KT played (and lost) $100 on penny slots and video roulette. She just kept playing...and losing...playing...and losing...

For a brief moment as well, we were joined again by our favorite slug duo in a very lame attempt at trolling. Seriously, when will they ever learn? We can't keep doing everything.

 

[SourCherryDash]

You all are too fast! Just kidding keep up the good work!

These two look like washed up turds…. Blowing $100 on a single slot machine just because? That’s not a flex…it just proves our point that you’re a total moron starving for attention. It’s no secret that they are dropping views and losing $$$. Vegas can be a fun place with really cool stuff to do and see. Of course we won’t see any of that with these two dingle-berries. When will they learn that no one wants to see them deep throat mediocre food and sludge around looking for their next treat??? Why not show what you can do in Vegas on a small budget? They would know ALL about that. Show some cool shops, hidden food spots, or something’s to do off the strip. Mansplain Spenser acts like he knows everything there is to know about Vegas…THEN SHOW YOUR DAMN VIEWERS! Oh wait, you don’t know jack squat so you can’t.

 

[GUCCI TRACKER]

They fooled us because our inside source within Vegas reservations didn’t expect them to be staying outside of Vegas. So Vegas trips are now Henderson, Laguna Beach is now Irvine, and Walt Disney World is now Universal Volcano Bay. Got it. Best Life

 

[Tiki0730]

I think all the chargebacks going on with their Patreon made them flip out. Reality is setting in the money they thought was coming in is stopping. Honestly had they not posted that video on the Columbia incident I probably would have stayed quiet. That was the final straw. The outright lies about it. I don’t feel sorry for them losing viewers and money. Families can barely afford to feed their kids and these overgrown sack of shits want to whine about trivial shit. They deserve each other. Living their best life in misery. Best life doesn’t equal aging 10 years in 3 and gaining over 50 pounds.

I agree, I was always just like what are the dunces up to now and laugh at the repetitive videos. But when I saw what THEY were capable of, I was done.

She had no business doing what she did to that family. Even worst was him enabling that behavior and further making the incident even worst than it already was.

They don't know anything about responsibilities, respect, commitment, work ethic, and empathy.

They are the most tone deaf couple for Disneyland that I've ever seen. We are going through so much as a country right now and over the last 2.5 years. All they have done is continuously put their foot in their mouth and make outlandish claims. Of course as Spencer said he has no regrets of what he said. KT also seems to follow those footsteps.

Not going to lie for some time I've been waiting to see if maybe they finally sit down do an update video saying hey, we fucked up. But nope they just further dig their heels in.

 

[thegogans]

Stans Edited out cause... its not fair to them...

“The person that owns the M or something like that..”

WOW - so did the owner invite you or not? If so, why do you not know the name of the person you are claiming is responsible for you being hosted? This “owner” has their social media person reach out to you personally, but you’re fuzzy on the deatils as to what role this person actually has at the resort?