Below Deck #5 ⚓️

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I think Mike told the guests on purpose because he wanted more airtime . I think that’s his main goal really as clearly yacht work is not for him !!

it’s stupid really that people who don’t care about yachting use BD as a way to try and get famous . To be a “star” in the BD space and break through , you really need to be a repeat cast member who keeps coming back . If you’re tit at your job and get fired , you’re unlikely to be invited back . People like Mike who are just in it for the fame will generally just be one season wonders . In a years time we’ll be saying “remember that weird Geordie deck/stew who had all that botched filler? What was his name again?”
 
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Fair play to Jenna cos Eddy was dull as duck on that date.
Ellie is deluded but Joao properly ballsed it up.
Alesia and Mike both need to go, pair of useless, arrogant, self-centred mats.
 
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I dunno, he looks like a dud root to me. (Aussie here)
Don't get me wrong, not saying I would, but it would be boring if we all liked the same thing.
I saw on the After Show that they were saying Jenna goes for rich, older men, so it fits.
 
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Don't get me wrong, not saying I would, but it would be boring if we all liked the same thing.
I saw on the After Show that they were saying Jenna goes for rich, older men, so it fits.
Oh yeah she sure does, and prob doesn't care how they perform if they have the $ for her lifestyle.
 
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I mean she openly said it on the show, Eddy wants to go back packing but Ben likes the finer things in life.
 
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Jenna only just said Eddy was ‘moving too fast’ a few hours ago, and there she goes night stalking her way to Bens Boudoir 😜
 
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I get it Jenna , I’d definitely be tempted by Ben myself 🤣 probably because aside from Jason he’s probably the only one age appropriate for me these days !!

Joao though … my god man ! You made a right old hash of that didn’t you ! How hard is it to say “you’re a great girl but I think we’d be better as friends” … ! He 100% just wanted that cake 😝

I still hate Mike . What a tit stirring wet wipe
 
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I get it Jenna , I’d definitely be tempted by Ben myself 🤣 probably because aside from Jason he’s probably the only one age appropriate for me these days !!

Joao though … my god man ! You made a right old hash of that didn’t you ! How hard is it to say “you’re a great girl but I think we’d be better as friends” … ! He 100% just wanted that cake 😝

I still hate Mike . What a tit stirring wet wipe
Soooo disappointing re Joao, I really wanted to believe he was a changed man but alas, not changed enough!
 
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Soooo disappointing re Joao, I really wanted to believe he was a changed man but alas, not changed enough!
Definitely on the road to improvement ! When he cried in his green screen I was a bit like “awwwhh” ! Just gotta work on that communication 🤣
 
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Tbf I see the chemistry with Ben & Jenna more. When they were red wine drunk on the last episode they had way more laughs and banter, they were very funny. Eddy was not making her laugh at all on the date!
 
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