Below Deck #5 ⚓️

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Not BDDU bringing back bleeping Ellie. I cannot stand her.
And, as for Captain Jason - should've told Alésia if she didn't want to be Sous she's off the boat.
Oh no not her!! She's awful!
I was hoping to watch all of this season, but not having her back!
 
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They brought Ellie back? f that I'm out, I didn't watch the end of last season and I cba watching this now if Ellie and Alesia are in it
 
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Just watched, so Alesia couldn't cope with Ben's (nothing to do with she was rit at everything she done, wants to be a chef, couldn't even make muffins!) attitude, he apologized, she went crying to Jason who knows her as a friend, so he gave her into her. Am sure other captains wouldn't have done that, she should have tried another charter, she's spoilt and selfish!!!
 
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Im finding it so slow. 1 set of guests across 3 episodes. Am hoping its just because it was the housewives and rest of season doesnt drag out each charter like this.
 
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Also finding it slow so far. Elena saying she's got bags of costumes and toys on the After Show 🤢
 
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I have to say RH of all places are my guilty pleasure. But purely because it’s the kind of tv I can have playing in the background and not needing to be completely invested in to know what’s going on.

Love the drama, and it plays out well in an episode where they are out for dinner etc But the idea of being trapped with them on a yacht and the drama continuing beyond the breakfast or dinner table would be hell on earth!

Credit to the RHOSL though that they had the energy to do a dramathon and fight their way through 3 days straight! That takes a certain stamina 😜
 
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It all just feels so “off” so far. Feels like it’s way too fake now.
 
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It all just feels so “off” so far. Feels like it’s way too fake now.
Yea I’ve got to be honest, I’m so close to giving up on this series and I don’t know if I’ve ever actually DNFd a series of below deck! Ellie is a bleep and I can’t bear her gurning face and shrieking voice, Alesia is a brat, Ben doesn’t have his daft sparkle, he’s just sad and everyone else is dull as ditchwater. I was at least holding out for Joao the bellend getting his kit off but alas, we’re lacking there too.
Ps Mike isn’t straight. Not sure if he’s lying to himself or to everyone else but I simply do not believe that man is interested in women.
 
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Yeah I had such high hopes with the return of Ben, Daisy being away from Gary, Joao… but we’ve got a geordie shore wannabe, alesia still pretending she wants to be a chef, and now annoying Ellie which after 2 episodes of housewives purposefully screeching at each other for drama on their TV show… I’m close to giving up.
 
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Just watched, so Alesia couldn't cope with Ben's (nothing to do with she was rit at everything she done, wants to be a chef, couldn't even make muffins!) attitude, he apologized, she went crying to Jason who knows her as a friend, so he gave her into her. Am sure other captains wouldn't have done that, she should have tried another charter, she's spoilt and selfish!!!
I'd like to see Captain Lee's reaction to that sort of stunt 🤣
 
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